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• Post #4494269

  vulgar words for "cock" in my native language: pau caralho vara cacete pinto rola pica piça jeba neca piru piroca manguara peru piru pirulito pirilau banana verga vergalho chibata bimba careca manjuba peia pichuleta pila pipi tora bilau caolho etc. vulgar words for "cunt" in my native language, excluding the ones I perceive as misogynistic: buceta boceta buça bucéfala xota xoxota xoroca tcheca xeca tchetcheca xexeca xereca xana piriquita pitrica perereca sapa cona aranha buç...

• Post #4436136

  me: ASL sign for "lesbian" you put the L to your chin like :thinknyan: , but in DGS you do this L pointing at them and vibrating it which I find hilarious, almost like you're saying "I know what you are ((👉️)). and in Libras [Brazilian sign language] it's the same idea of modifying or flashing the L but instead you open and close it twice. girl: so they have the same principle but use different… fingering techniques me: me: :pinkgirl_ayy:

• Post #4426071

  dang my breasts are aching sooo much :blobcatmeltlove: I feel like freshly started with puberty again. reminder to self not to softly moan when I squish them under the kendō armour tonight

• Post #4409918

  - wake up with early sunlight on face - brush teeth - listen to news headlines in all of my 5 languages - have a naked, cute, girly, pretty girl bring me hot tea - cuddle with naked pretty girl - watch videos about phonetics analysis with naked pretty girl clinging on my shoulders - sit naked pretty girl on my lap and bounce her on my hard cock - cuddle with naked pretty girl part 2 - oats pretty much the ideal elilla& morning routine, can't see how it could get any better than...

• Post #4364023

  PSA: the island country known as Nauru has changed its official spelling in Latin letters to Naoero, so from now on it's more respectful to write it this way. it's the same name as before, only written according to the orthographic rules of the dorerin Naoero. if you want to pronounce it the original way, it's much easier than the English: /ˈnao̯ero/. (the language is Oceanic btw, a somewhat distant relative of te reo Māori)

• Post #4362735

  I'm currently quite chubby. looking at my transition photos the other day made me remember when I was super thin, and then last year when I was buff. now that I'm lifting again, maybe I'll lose the chub like powerlifting did the other time, or maybe not. just like before, my goal isn't to lose fat, it's to add muscle and strength. at any rate I am picturing all versions of my body, the past existing and the potential, and I want our attitude to one another to stay just lik...

• Post #4358596

  one thing I realised last week is that I completely wore off social media, doomscrolling, youtube talking heads talking about things, even daily puzzles. just like that, without even thinking about it, not because I wanted to reduce my device usage but simply because I was too busy doing other things. well ok "other things" here mostly means babygirl, but still. my point is that if social media or internet addiction is a substitute to community or a rewarding and fulfilling lifestyl...

• Post #4358187

  every time I see someone wearing kemonomimi I want to ask if they want to be headpatted but I think that's a bit like asking someone if they want to kiss just because she has a lesbian pin, so I don't, unless the occasion allows for it like a party etc., but I still internally want to headpat every kemonomimi I see. it's a "neuron activates" kinda thing

• Post #4280727

  I have some fujo feelings, I think. the situation where I find men to be at peak attractiveness is when they're kissing one another. not so much attractiveness as in "I want to be between them" but more like wanting to pull a foldable chair and popcorn and go like, "go on"

• Post #4267672

  babygirl Uno-reversed the ownership kink on me and Reader, now I have to add it to the list of kinks I'm switchy about. especially after she did it in Spanish :ablobcatmelt: a pretty girl murmuring "quiero que seas mi mujer" in my ear will melt an elilla utterly :blobcatmeltthumb: ("like maple sugar in my mouth", she just said)

• Post #4255762

  x: do you want your hat? and kufiyyah? me: sun is low so I don't need the hat, I'll take the kufiyyah tho cos I realised too belatedly that it's an important time to wear them in public now—I mean it's always an important time, et cetera, but especially right now for people like me… x: on account of the CSD attack? me: yeah, very good moment to have like, someone who looks like a local trans sex worker be visibly pro-Palestine x: totally, yeah… y: …have you ever been to Bristol?...

• Post #4187610

  she understands me so well gosh, I really enjoy how she knows how to push the buttons of my weakness for an overly attached yandere, attention-monopolising, unreasonably obsessive mutually crazed with possessive urges gf :pinkgirl_hearts: all in good fun ofc, we're quite aware of the irl boundaries and constantly weaving in and out of meta to calibrate the game. we've been talking abt getting her a sweater with the "BPD sleeves" and—

• Post #4186969

  I am utterly corrupting her and making her sink to hitherto unthinkable depths, natürlich :succubus_kerzid: (she normally gets up after 11, three days with me and she's already happily waking up together at 7 😌)

• Post #4163602

  3 days with babygirl and we already reached the problematic kinks, I look forward to see where we will end up after two or three weeks together :pinkgirl_hearts:

• Post #4158803

  sweetheart (on phone): love can you send me a photo of the groceries list on the fridge? me: sure, here's a photo

• Post #4095896

  me: I have too many hobbies, what do I do? a total genius: (found on: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DaaN5l3pk1O/ )

• Post #4087313

  if you have access to debian-vote, please for the love of all gods vote Proposal A to ban the use of LLMs in #Debian packaging tools https://www.debian.org/vote/2026/vote_002

• Post #4085948

  FAQ: Q: can I approach you at f4g dolls berlin next saturday? A: it's a party why do you think I go to parties :pinkgirl_heart:

• Post #4083580

  the latest fediverse drama is that the developer of Lemmy frontend Tesseract has been found to be secretly blacklisting instances and users for "advocating for violence on both sides", mostly people praising Luigi or memeing about burning cop cars etc. the drama being many Lemmy users are inconsolable over finding out they never made into the list https://wefwef.app/posts/lemmy.eco.br/c/lemmy@lemmy.ml/comments/24881514 we didn't make it into the censorship list either, but it&#3...

• Post #4066369

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• Post #4063188

  yoo this is just in the Silksong dev has hatched!! https://bsky.app/profile/jackvine.com this adds Silksong to the list of games that make you trans 🚋

• Post #4060300

  Much of the United States economy is now based on A.I. — or, more specifically, expectations that A.I. will pay off very big in the near future. A.I.-related stocks have accounted for roughly half of the rise in the S&P 500 this year. And U.S. economic growth is dependent to a remarkable degree on A.I. infrastructure spending. But it’s becoming a house of cards. …The lead is based on colossal spending on data centers, especially by Oracle, Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, and Meta. A stumble by...

• Post #4056594

  I shoplifted Zelda II (USA version) as a kid. I never got too much into Zelda II though. back in the day we knew that these games were like, you had to get into the zone, to sit with them. I just experimented a bit and eventually I "passed it forward" to random friend. I used to do this thing where I would like, "borrow" an object to someone then simply "forget" to demand it back. this avoided all the fussy social dynamics of "gifting", while still g...

• Post #4047970

  PSA: banana, avocado, kiwi, watermelon, apple, chocolate do not cause pain, prickling sensations, itchiness or numbness on most people. they are not like chilis, ginger or Sichuan peppers. if they feel that way for you, you probably have a mild allergy o/ (* pineapples have a slight prickling to them due to their enzymes. to people who aren't allergic the effect is so small it's barely perceptible. kiwis too but even less, I can feel a slight prick from the peel, the pulp itself is...

• Post #4018946

  > On December 8, 1963, while partying in a Tokyo nightclub, Rikidōzan was stabbed with a urine-soaked blade by gangster Katsushi Murata who belonged to the ninkyō dantai Sumiyoshi-ikka. He died a week later of peritonitis on December 15. huh, is that a thing? I didn't know people could pee on knives to increase chances of infection

• Post #4014734

  when describing Locked Tomb to people I used to go "lesbian Warhammer 40k, only…". now I kinda just say "it's lesbian Warhammer 40k"

• Post #4011571

  I feel like I would be much more motivated to lift if I lived in a country with good weather. like look at what my butt looks like in the like 10 days per years where I get to wear hot pants. it's impossible for me not to look at this and feel 1) happy, 2) the urge to do more back squats and go back to having muscular legs and a bigger butt. but when you're forced to hide your body 90% of the year, what's the point? we're in the middle of summer and it's 13° with rain and I...

• Post #4006727

  lately I keep finding books I want to read that cost over 40€ and are not on anna's archive and are not on libraries :blobcatcry: I can ask a library for a purchase but these tend to be specialised books in English or Japanese so it's unlikely, in addition to the wait…

• Post #3986544

  the other day I saw people referencing the "stripper ovulation study". this is a study that proved that strippers earn dramatically more money when they're fertile. the conclusion is science has proved that humans are able to signal fertility in subtle, mysterious ways. I can smell the reek of evolutionary "biology" ten times farther than heterosexual WEIRD males sampled from a USA college campus can smell ovulation pheromones, so I went check. self-reported by the wo...

• Post #3984981

  the reasons why we are not in favour of nuclear power are poorly understood. what people think we believe: we're afraid of nuclear accidents, nuclear waste disposal, and nuclear weapon proliferation. granted, all of those are guaranteed to come up in a capitalist society due to the wrong incentives for any industry—put a pin on that—but no one believes these things are more of a problem than the consequences of coal and gas. coal pollution alone already cancers more people than radiation...