2024-02-16 22:32 UTC
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@TheGentYYC@mastodon.social 2024-02-16 22:33
@ElleGray@mstdn.social This has my full support
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@jk001@mastodon.ie 2024-02-16 22:34
@ElleGray@mstdn.social If you could Orca-strate this, it would be wonderful.
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@likesohushhush@mastodon.xyz 2024-02-16 22:35
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Willing to chip in to buy the cocaine.
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@zakalwe@plasmatrap.com 2024-02-16 22:49
@ElleGray@mstdn.social so long as he flees the US, I don't really care about the reason.
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@AnOldGuy@mastodon.au 2024-02-16 22:57
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Make it PPV, and I’m in for a grand.
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@makpikts@toot.lv 2024-02-16 23:05
@ElleGray@mstdn.social
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@roadskater@mastodon.social 2024-02-16 23:10
@ElleGray@mstdn.social I don't understand the attraction of watching Shark Week. But Orca Week? I'd pay for that.
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@peteriskrisjanis@toot.lv 2024-02-16 23:22
@ElleGray@mstdn.social that would be Sharknado sequel I would watch
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@WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online 2024-02-16 23:22
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Literally taken out by the matriarchy.
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@dogpile@dmv.community 2024-02-16 23:31
@ElleGray@mstdn.social and his kids throw him off the boat to stay alive
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@Shantis@mstdn.social 2024-02-17 00:09
@ElleGray@mstdn.social fat chance of that happening! He will instead fund-raise his way through until he has enough money to pay all of his fines in all of his cases (of course only after appealing his way through every possible Court)! #trumpcrimes
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@bzdev@fosstodon.org 2024-02-17 00:37
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Instead of him fleeing in a yacht, how about Elon using one of his rockets to give The Donald a free trip to Venus, where he can learn about global warming first hand as he plunges down to the surface. Once he "takes possession", we can give him a lifetime lease on the whole planet as a deal sweetener.🙂
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@rgulick@social.coop 2024-02-17 01:13
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Word is Trump is looking for a white Bronco and a driver (Rudy?) as we speak.
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@littleEva@ohai.social 2024-02-17 01:18
@ElleGray@mstdn.social 😂🤣
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@kevinrns@mstdn.social 2024-02-17 01:22
@ElleGray@mstdn.social I hope this makes you money, the Hollywoodese version of this is: I've got a line on three stars, we can start shooting in May, Trump tries to escape bankruptcy by fleeing the US in a yacht that is quickly met by 6-10 orcas who have just done cocaine. Jack Black, Elizabeth Banks and -- no joke, the original Willy signed on for a cameo! Copyright. 8 million for first looks,
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@depereo@mastodon.social 2024-02-17 01:32
@ElleGray@mstdn.social really we should be setting meat&cocaine-filled yachts adrift along most plausible escape routes now so the orcas are pre-trained for this scenario
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@kcarp@mastodon.social 2024-02-17 02:18
@ElleGray@mstdn.social "Yes, Michael Bay please. Oh no, I dont have an appointment, just tell him 'Cocaine Orcas vs Ex President.' "
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@ipd@universeodon.com 2024-02-17 02:18
@ElleGray@mstdn.social ...and then? To No Trump!
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@SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange 2024-02-17 02:24
@ElleGray@mstdn.social I have no problem witn this. His passport is still valid, but once he leaves, game over. He will not leave though.
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2024-02-17 02:32
@ElleGray@mstdn.social I would like to boost this post 6-10 times if possible.
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@yeg_euler@mstdn.ca 2024-02-17 02:47
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Cocaine Orca is the Cocaine Bear sequel we need, right after Cocaine Hippo.
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@enoch_exe_inc@mastodon.social 2024-02-17 02:54
@ElleGray@mstdn.social We should all probably be thankful that rich people lack imagination and buy useless things like gaudy yachts instead of refurbishing and re-arming an old warship.
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@texanarchy@kolektiva.social 2024-02-17 03:11
@ElleGray@mstdn.social and weed. So they’re extra hungry.
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@pjohanneson@mstdn.ca 2024-02-17 03:39
@ElleGray@mstdn.social or—hear me out—a homemade submarine
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@jamesnovak@hachyderm.io 2024-02-17 04:22
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Narrator: “On the next episode of Arrested Development…”
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@rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social 2024-02-17 04:50
@ElleGray@mstdn.social They only sink billionaires.
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@Okanogen@mastodon.social 2024-02-17 05:19
@ElleGray@mstdn.social 20-50 feral orcas
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@sasyecat@mstdn.social 2024-02-17 06:25
@ElleGray@mstdn.social and then circled by sharks, he's terrified of sharks. 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈
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@AnneMurata@newsie.social 2024-02-17 07:43
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Yaas! 💪🏽🙌🏾👏🏼😎
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@JSharp1436@mstdn.social 2024-02-17 09:17
@ElleGray@mstdn.social 😅 #WritersFun How did they get the cocaine?? The sank a drug dealers boat beforehand and enjoyed swimming through the milky water.
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@negative12dollarbill@techhub.social 2024-02-17 10:04
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Just for the record, he goes to Saudi Arabia when he goes
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@catdad@ohai.social 2024-02-17 10:04
@ElleGray@mstdn.social could we put go-pros on the orcas and live stream it for free?
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@ainmosni@berlin.social 2024-02-17 13:34
@ElleGray@mstdn.social @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu If that happens, I might not survive my celebration drink.
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@Dianora@ottawa.place 2024-02-17 13:58
@ElleGray@mstdn.social More likely he'd try to flee to Russia at this point....
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@Ralph058@techhub.social 2024-02-17 14:34
@ElleGray@mstdn.social That certainly is another way of saying "I don't wish him dead, but I'll relish reading his obit"
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@Lichtenbergian@mastodon.sdf.org 2024-02-17 14:58
@ElleGray@mstdn.social I thought Florida outlawed cocaine orcas.
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@gdtrfb@mstdn.social 2024-02-17 15:34
@ElleGray@mstdn.social That would be awesome.
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@migriverat@zeroes.ca 2024-02-17 15:56
@ElleGray@mstdn.social @squig@mastodon-uk.net Please remember to always use #TeamOrca, sincerely the mastodon police
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@the_arto@jorts.horse 2024-02-17 16:15
@ElleGray@mstdn.social Or a Boeing 737 MAX9, or a Tesla Cybertruck...
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@geonz@mathstodon.xyz 2024-02-17 21:46
@ElleGray@mstdn.social just let him try to escape. Just get him out. C'mon somebody, make him an offer??????