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  just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and the tech bro is shaking a finger at me and twitching so hard he can't even plug what's happening into the machine so it can tell him how to respond

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  Never seen a seal look guilty but yeah he did it

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  had to leave my dog outside for a few minutes and he's making sure everyone knows about this betrayal. he's singing an opera. it's a tragedy of course

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  Neil Gaiman @neilhimself is auctioning off some of his incredible art collection! Proceeds will go to charities, and to the artists who are still living. They're beautiful, meaningful pieces. An article about it: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/23/arts/design/neil-gaiman-auction-collectibles.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Xk0.5PkB.9iQtuvn6Bwof&smid=nytcore-android-share A video of Neil discussing why he's doing it: https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=9Ngipdq3C9WlQWpv&a...

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  Dead Boy Detectives sneak peak and Q and A Tomorrow! Neil Gaiman @neilhimself , co-showrunners Yockey and Schwartz, and the cast will be present for an early virtual screening of Episode 1 and a panel Wednesday, April 24, at 2 pm PT/5 pm ET/10 pm BST. RSVP here to hold your place: https://deadboydetectives.netflixvirtualscreenings.com/ info about the show: https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/dead-boy-detective-release-date-photos

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  Coraline in 3D! @neilhimself 's beautiful story is being rereleased in its 3D version in some theatres this summer! I've never seen Coraline on screen, and from what I hear, the 3D version is a 3D movie that actual works and is remarkable to watch. It's not playing in my little city, but it feels like it could be worth driving to a nearby city to see. A little road trip might be in our future 💛💙♥️ https://www.coraline15.com

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  dear god please let trump try to escape bankruptcy by fleeing the US in a yacht that is quickly met by 6-10 orcas who have just done cocaine

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  see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends

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  David Tennant implies the existence of Goliath Lanndlord

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  being afraid to say "guillotines" online now & referring to them instead as "the tall French goodbye"

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  biblically accurate cat

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  whenever my boss says "think of the big picture, elle" I'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant so this tactic has really backfired on him more than once is what I'm saying

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  The people who don't or can't experience empathy, who say empathy is a "woke virus" spreading in other people's minds, are like color-blind people declaring that the colors red and green don't exist and people who "believe" are crazy. And then tearing apart the world to take out the "fake" colors.

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  How I wish to be addressed going forward

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  Fox Mulder has joined the picket line. And he Believes

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  First of all, this is clever and adorable. Secondly, if you spell out your name it writes a little story for you ("Dickensian Alphabet" by Tom Gauld)

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  Excuse me, pope, sir, I've got mary on line 2

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  this feels right

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  Exactly this.

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  this cat solves murders but always withholds the truth for a few days because a little bit of chaos is fun, non?

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  Silent book club 📚. I love this so much

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  my circus is bankrupt and my monkeys are unwell

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  I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

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  but what a night it must have been

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  Seasonal reminder that I will brook no shade against the noisy little drummer boy who played for a baby. Do you know how loud it is in a uterus? Like a lawn mower. Little Jesus would've thought, "ah, mama's heartbeat. Think I'll have a nap"

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  Wondering why Jesus had to grow up so poor when on day one he got gold, frankincense and myrrh. Three extremely valuable investments. Maybe Joseph had a gambling problem

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  Just a warning: if no ghosts show up to tell me off tonight I will continue to be an absolute menace next year

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  RE: https://mstdn.social/@ElleGray/115776007947647228 Noisy, dusty and the "continental breakfast" was raw eggs and goat milk. One star.

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  bad news kids Santa used ai to plot his route this year and the sleigh took off 3 days early and crashed into the Alps almost immediately