Floaty Birb

floatybirb@mastodon.social

he/him. here to quack at the void.sewer socialist trash mammal. the world's leading advocate of building an <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OrbitalMooseSanctuary" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#OrbitalMooseSanctuary</a> irascible foe of the Lombards

Posts

Post #4124698
Launching my #monsterdon thread for #BeginningOfTheEnd ! Mute the hash tag if you don't want to see me and others make all the post about an old monster movie. #GrasshoppersVsPostCards
Post #3999385
hi mastodon, where do I find collections of #midi files in 2026?
Post #3945610
This is my thread for today's #monsterdon, where we are watching #SolarBabies, whatever that is. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it, as is tradition I will be inaccurately summarizing the film. Consider muting the hash tag if you don't want to see a lot of posts about it.
Post #3774635
Which werewolf murder investigator are you? #monsterdon
Post #3772879
This is my #monsterdon thread for #Wolfen1981, a movie that perhaps has a werewolf and the 1980s. Monsterdon is a thing where we watch a monster movie every week and make fun of it. Moot the hash tag if that's not your jam. If that is your jam, follow @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for the weekly poll to decide what we film will subject ourselves to next.
Post #3618601
I'm joining #monsterdon late today because of bad planning. Normally I'd skip it, but I want to see the movie anyway for spider(s) and the bad movie street cred. I'll probably just quietly watch along and post a singular review at the end in lieu of my longer summaries.
Post #3611097
the source of this photograph is unknown.
Post #3562951
Suppose you are queer and applying for a job. The job application asks if you are part of the LGBT+ community, along with other optional demographic questions, and says that it is asking these questions because the company uses inclusive hiring practices. Would you feel comfortable identifying yourself as LGBT+ in this context? Boosts welcome. #lgbt #queer #poll #jobSearch
Post #3523841
hello my name is adjective shortword bunchofnumbers and i would like you to enjoy my hashtag wordsalad
Post #3460732
If this movie was real, what group of humans would you be in? #monsterdon
Post #3458756
Launching my #monsterdon thread for Zarkorr! The Invader! A movie that I guess is about a guy named Zarkorr who invades something. It's from the 90s. Monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it. As is tradition, I will be unreliably summarizing the entire movie. Mute the hash tag if you don't want to see millions of posts by everyone about this Zarkorr movie. #Zarkorr1996
Post #3322849
the main advantage of tonight's #monsterdon has been that now the next movie everyone sees is bound to be better. #InTheYear2889
Post #3320944
Launching my #monsterdon thread for #InTheYear2889! This week we are watching a movie that I guess takes place in the year 2889 according to some calendar and probably has a monster in it or something. Anyway, monsterdon is the thing where we watch an old monster movie every week and make fun of it. Feel free to mute the hash tag if you don't want to see thousands of posts by me and others about that. Otherwise, enjoy the sauce?
Post #2154757
how do we liberate all human beings?
Post #2154756
hi mastodon, which job do you want in the arena (TM)?
Post #2019072
hi mastodon what kind of ancient greek monster would you like to be transformed into?
Post #1315510
RE: https://mstdn.social/@smutmag/116417295119617348 do it. make OnlyFans a worker-owned cooperative. do it!
Post #1153593
how to do taxes in the USA, a cursed land 1 remember that you have to pay taxes to support the ongoing doom, or go to jail 2 curse the name of Intuit for lobbying against the government just doing taxes for you 3 try to remember where you hid your W-2 from yourself 4 (expletives redacted)
Post #1047750
I had a #dream list night where the Danish name for the ancient city state of Carthage was &quot;Potato&quot;. (it is not; this dream is incorrect)
Post #1047744
it&#39;s really dumb that we all have to know what the &quot;Avignon Papacy&quot; is now. #uspol
Post #1033346
threatening the pope is the silliest military threat the US could make. put it right next to the tariffs on the islands with only penguins on them. #uspol
Post #1033345
gonna have to learn homeric greek so i can properly condemn doctor phil
Post #984011
RE: https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/116360734220887349
Post #984008
i enjoy the concept of rabbits
Post #875144
I&#39;m wondering what&#39;s involved in setting up a worker-run cooperative and keeping it running; who here as experience working in such a cooperative? What were you doing? How did it go? Did it pull in enough money to pay the bills? What were the conflicts in organizing it? Do you still work there? What were the major challenges? Was anything surprising about the process of it all? Boosts very appreciated! #Cooperative #WorkerCooperative #Work #Socialism
Post #752397
hi mastodon, I found a documentary on the internet about some people who built a replica bronze-age ship (based on the Argonauts story) and rowed it around. it was an adventure with the twists and the turns, and also the shipbuilding. https://www.cultureunplugged.com/documentary/watch-online/play/54787/Argo-Navis
Post #752396
things this blog supports 1) crayons 2) boats (sail kind and row kind, especially) 3) orbital moose sanctuaries 4) (edit) other
Post #679358
shout out to everyone else who plays video games sometimes and is also bad at them.
Post #632065
(queen victoria voice) we are gradually sampling the punk bands.
Post #520682
hi mastodon i drew this #mastoart