Post #2019072
2026-05-03 00:41 UTC
Replies (17)
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 00:44
fyi im going with "centaur" so I can gallop everywhere.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win 2026-05-03 00:46
@floatybirb Harpy. The "no hands" issue is made up for by having wonderful claws.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win 2026-05-03 00:47
@floatybirb What is the upside to be a minotaur? Seems more like a curse.
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@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange 2026-05-03 00:52
@floatybirb Go Team Harpy
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@jmax@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 00:57
@floatybirb Living in a maze and killing anyone who tries to visit sounds pretty good.
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@akamran@indieweb.social 2026-05-03 01:01
@floatybirb @grrrr_shark harpy so I can fly
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@Wallflower@beige.party 2026-05-03 01:03
@floatybirb I'd fucking totally turn some people into stone. Do not duck with me. Damn it, autocorrect. 🙄 Do not fuck with me! Seriously.
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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social 2026-05-03 01:43
@floatybirb Centaur or harpy sound like the most fun. I ve never seen a picture, or mention of, a female centaur though—maybe they’re shy?—so I’m gonna go team harpy.
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@v_for_verbosity@mastodon.nz 2026-05-03 02:25
@floatybirb that's "a" Medusa not "the" Medusa. Not volunteering to be raped by a sea god.
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@greengaybles@sunny.garden 2026-05-03 02:30
@floatybirb Really torn between medusa and harpy, but I went with medusa because that was my main mythology obsession besides Persephone when I was younger.
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@australopithecus@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 03:20
@floatybirb Definitely gorgon (Medusa) So many dangernoodle frens
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@fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk 2026-05-03 03:49
@floatybirb rok
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@Jmvars@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 03:50
@floatybirb why do my votes keep going to the wrong thing. I specifically selected harpy for the flight but it voted for centaur?
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@Dervishpi@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 06:44
@floatybirb I voted centaur because the others had much less happy lives according to the bits of greek mythology I remember from high school reading!
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@lowrah@blorbo.social 2026-05-03 11:41
Hey @ohelenah, important question for ya 👆 @floatybirb
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@Antimony@don.linxx.net 2026-05-03 12:33
@floatybirb For gender reasons I'll have the choice between minotaur and centaur and after much deliberation I think I'll go for minotaur because it would be impossible to drive or get on a bus as a centaur (and I don't want to play hockey).
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@PattyCat@mastodon.social 2026-05-03 15:08
@floatybirb https://www.google.com/search?q=simpsons+harpy&rlz=1C1GCEA_enCA1197CA1197&oq=simpsons+harpy&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTINCAEQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAIQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAMQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAQQABiGAxiABBiKBTIHCAUQABjvBTIHCAYQABjvBdIBCDU1NjFqMGo3qAIIsAIB8QXlAX3Fo2h_9Q&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:8de8a60c,vid:xUxm1ray8vw,st:0 thought of this .