Post #3618601
2026-07-06 01:47 UTC
I'm joining #monsterdon late today because of bad planning. Normally I'd skip it, but I want to see the movie anyway for spider(s) and the bad movie street cred.
I'll probably just quietly watch along and post a singular review at the end in lieu of my longer summaries.
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-06 03:07
I award Earth vs the Spider 3 out of 5 spooky cave skeletons. It was middle of the road for a #monsterdon . I appreciate that this film's creators decided a spider should sound like a gargling theremin. The best character was the high school rock band that insisted on practicing in the room with the giant spider despite clearly not needing it. The worst character was whoever decided that sheriff departments should be able to get giant trucks of DDT on demand.