Post #91087
2024-12-24 23:13 UTC
Replies (40)
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@rmi@cloudisland.nz 2024-12-24 23:44
@matthew they’ll never guess, flawless, no notes
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@ki@chaos.social 2024-12-24 23:56
@matthew what do you mean? it's perfect!
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@Michael1@social.tchncs.de 2024-12-25 00:19
@matthew and i learned last week you can push a Blåhaj into a Backpack... soooo there are possibilitys! ;D
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@markstos@urbanists.social 2024-12-25 01:23
@matthew 50/50 chance this package contains a pair socks.
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@otter@donotsta.re 2024-12-25 02:36
@matthew put it in a box
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@rachel@transitory.social 2024-12-25 04:42
@matthew@mastodon.me.uk nah just gotta compress 'em with a vacuum bag :blobfoxmelt3:
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@RnDanger@infosec.exchange 2024-12-25 06:28
@matthew Looking Shark 🦈😉 🫲🥼👉 🎁👖
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@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 2024-12-25 08:22
@matthew might've got away with it if somebody hadn't stuck that eye on it. Dead giveaway
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@Buxton_Vienna@mas.to 2024-12-25 08:23
@matthew Very impressive, I can't wrap anything that isn't rectangular 😉🤣
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@WestLawns@mastodon.social 2024-12-25 08:54
@matthew Nice.
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@sleepybisexual@fearness.org 2024-12-25 09:36
@matthew@mastodon.me.uk shiny haj :3
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@forestcat@tech.lgbt 2024-12-25 10:44
@matthew i just put a ribbon around mine, but your wrapping looks actually pretty good :3
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@RedTechEngineer@fedi.lowpassfilter.link 2024-12-25 10:59
@matthew gee i wonder whats wrapper in there!
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@sylventic@icy.maxy.top 2024-12-25 11:32
@matthew gifthaj :neocat_floof_explode:
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@gsuberland@chaos.social 2024-12-25 11:37
@matthew would be extraordinarily funny if it turned out to just be a mug or something, padded out with origami and toilet paper.
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@ozzelot@mstdn.social 2024-12-25 11:37
@matthew I hope it’s a viola
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@exil_inselette@norden.social 2024-12-25 11:45
@matthew Hah, ich weiß es, da sind Bücher drin!
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@andreasdotorg@infosec.exchange 2024-12-25 11:47
@matthew Same. We resorted to skipping the wrapping paper and just giving it a gift ribbon.
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@vonxylofon@witter.cz 2024-12-25 12:17
@matthew It's pronounced Blåhaj.
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@maia@haj.magmaus3.eu.org 2024-12-25 13:07
@matthew@mastodon.me.uk put it in a box
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@introvertcatto@mstdn.party 2024-12-25 13:15
@matthew I hope it's Blahaj shaped PlayStation 5
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@binaryequation@freeradical.zone 2024-12-25 14:58
@matthew That's fantastic work. I'm a terrible wrapper. It would have gone in a trash bag with a bow slapped on it.
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@phi1997@mastodon.social 2024-12-25 14:58
@matthew What could possibly be inside the shork-shaped present?
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@eine_Mel@chaos.social 2024-12-25 15:32
@matthew that's a masterpiece! 🥰
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@Disi@snowmans.land 2024-12-25 15:59
@matthew its easy. buy a bike, throw away the bike, get the carton, stuff it in that, and wrap it. :^ )
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@Dss@infosec.exchange 2024-12-25 16:46
@matthew My daughter saw this and exclaimed, deadpan, "I hope it's a PS5"!
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@EndlessMason@hachyderm.io 2024-12-25 16:51
@matthew Sick, i hope it's that new xbox controller I wanted - i've been dropping hints about that for months
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@nev@bananachips.club 2024-12-25 18:07
@matthew should've vacuum sealed that sucker (source: https://mothership.sg/2022/01/ikeas-blahaj-vacuum-bags/)
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@fossilite@fosstodon.org 2024-12-25 20:12
@matthew Great... Now I have a new obsession.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social 2024-12-25 23:48
@matthew “Is it shoes?”
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@IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net 2024-12-27 18:28
@matthew Toss it under the tree anyway, it'll be hilariously obvious. :3
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@Tar@wetdry.world 2024-12-28 00:04
@matthew I hope it's a drum kit 😇
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 2024-12-28 17:26
@matthew Is it a bike or a football? 😄🤷♂️
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@agowa338@chaos.social 2025-12-24 11:14
@matthew Imagine if it wasn't a blahaj inside of this gift-wrap 😅
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@usrbinwhoami@tech.lgbt 2025-12-24 13:43
@matthew @ShadowJonathan VERY difficult!
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@CatHerder@mstdn.social 2025-12-24 13:45
@matthew 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Well done!
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@brainfucker@mastodon.social 2025-12-24 13:45
@matthew "Woooow! What could it be?" 🦈
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@bayindirh@mastodon.sdf.org 2025-12-24 13:52
@matthew I'd have stuffed that into a cube box. Would be fairly heavy, too. Perfect disguise.
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@vint@mastodon.ml 2025-12-24 13:54
@matthew Ну, чувак заморочился, конечно.
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@Sobex@social.sciences.re 2025-12-24 14:21
@matthew My little brother says you made a much better gift wrap than he once did.