2026-07-29 05:14 UTC
Replies (26)
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@mitch@hachyderm.io 2026-07-29 05:15
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Savages
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@Legit_Spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al 2026-07-29 05:21
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt It is very rare that a toot elicits an audible sigh from me. Well done. This is a travesty.
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@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems 2026-07-29 05:22
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt oh oh oh I know this one from my childhood 🙂 we do this with plain or other bagels you would pair with peanut butter or jam! its like peanut butter and crackers but fancier, basically should get back into the habit maybe... but admittedly I buy my bagels pre-sliced anymore...
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@dermoth@jasette.facil.services 2026-07-29 05:23
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt TIL what G_d's stands for 😂 I recognized it from this GYBE album but never thought of looking it up before... https://godspeedyoublackemperor.bandcamp.com/album/g-d-s-pee-at-state-s-end
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@cloudpiep@fnordon.de 2026-07-29 05:24
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt But WHY?
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@thatKomputerKat@oldbytes.space 2026-07-29 05:27
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt how the fuck am I to make a cream cheese and ham bagel sandwich with that?! 🥯 :neocat_what:
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@vonxylofon@witter.cz 2026-07-29 05:33
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt
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@kristinHenry@vis.social 2026-07-29 05:37
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt We do this in the winter holidays, to make bagel toasties for salmon and all the rest. It's great for when you are indulging on smoked salmon and don't need all of those carbs. But day to day, I slice normally.
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@Tourma@tech.lgbt 2026-07-29 06:50
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt As my grandfather said, St. Louis is built on top of Hell. He was referring to the weather, but still. This is corroborating evidence though.
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@martenson@mastodon.world 2026-07-29 07:09
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Alright, at this point just slice them across as well and dip'em.
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@GeePawHill@mastodon.social 2026-07-29 08:10
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU COULDA CW'D THIS.
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@cford@toot.thoughtworks.com 2026-07-29 08:12
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Do they toast it like that?
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@CliftonR@wandering.shop 2026-07-29 08:23
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt What the hell? I can only hope my wife never sees this - she would go mad.
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@m750@better.boston 2026-07-29 12:55
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt I initially was agast. Then I tried it, you can exponentially increase the cream cheese/spread to bagel ratio, as crazy as it seems, there are far worse food atrocities we need to unite behind.
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@ottaross@mastodon.social 2026-07-29 12:55
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt we send disaster relief when their wildfires get out of control, maybe Montreal should provide a bagel relief team to help them out in this unfortunate situation.
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@Faith@chaosfem.tw 2026-07-29 13:13
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt WTF!! 😡😡😡😡😡😳
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@WahFo@meow.social 2026-07-29 13:43
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Whaaaat noooo
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@beecycling@wandering.shop 2026-07-29 13:46
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt I've never done that with a bagel, but I have with a big bread roll. It gives more surface for spreading stuff on, or simply gives you more pieces of bread to enjoy.
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@freshstart@hachyderm.io 2026-07-29 14:17
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Chas v'shalom!
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@riverpunk@defcon.social 2026-07-29 14:29
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt definitely weird, but I feel like this could be tasty. What about if we did horizontal cuts like normal, but we did 5 or 6 of them, instead of the normal 1?
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@bipedalprog@mastodon.social 2026-07-29 14:57
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt I welcome this new aspect of bagel presentation. Perfect for getting the last of the whipped cream cheese out of the container.
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@LJ@sunny.garden 2026-07-29 15:16
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt heresy!
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@neirbowj@mastodon.online 2026-07-30 03:36
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Take off and nuke it from orbit.
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@johan@social.terbeest.org 2026-07-30 04:30
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Bagel blasphemy
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@robert_cassidy@urbanists.social 2026-07-30 16:19
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt This strikes me as a practical sacrilege. Bakery sees demand for bagels, starts making bagels, wants to slice bagels, bread slicer is just sitting there idle, so they embrace chaos.
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@ezarowny@file-explorers.club 2026-08-01 01:06
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