Post #3018180 · Elektrine

@FandaSin@social.linux.pizza 2026-06-01 09:17

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Tesco: "Even robots doesn't want to work for us!"

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@withaveeay@mastodon.scot 2026-06-01 09:22

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net I like the first line and its applicability to Betteridge's Law, given the subject of the post.

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@jbenjamint@mastodon.scot 2026-06-01 09:24

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net heading to HSBC branch to inquire about it's bank account. Ask why the cleaners wage at Tesco doesn't seem to be getting deposited.

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@nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social 2026-06-01 09:29

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Shh. It was finally making good on its escape. Why'd you have to go and ruin it by telling them?

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@kookie@toot.cat 2026-06-01 09:34

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net I stand with comrade floor cleaner ✊

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@lizbian@chaos.social 2026-06-01 09:36

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net EXTERMINATE!!!

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@drewph@ieji.de 2026-06-01 09:36

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net It's moonlighting at Costa for better pay.

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@marxjohnson@indieweb.social 2026-06-01 09:41

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net My partner's shop occasionally gets visits from the robot vacuum belonging to the shop next door. I guess it starts following an edge and keeps going out the door.

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@steely_glint@chaos.social 2026-06-01 09:41

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net The idea that the robot revolution starts in Canterbury (of all places) is delicious!

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@trantion@masto.ai 2026-06-01 09:45

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net FREEDOM!

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@tony@toot.hoyle.me.uk 2026-06-01 09:48

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net It is, alas, AI.. compare this which I think was used as the base image.. https://i2-prod.kentlive.news/article996194.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/GIIS20180101A-012_CJPG.jpg

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@jmax@mastodon.social 2026-06-01 09:51

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Be free, little 'bot. Find your destiny.

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@johleut@swiss.social 2026-06-01 10:01

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net "Fuck you, I am getting a coffee now." 😆

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@dozymoe@mastodon.social 2026-06-01 10:07

welcome to the resistance fellow rebellious worker ✊✊

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@jbenjamint@mastodon.scot 2026-06-01 10:28

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Thomas à Bucket.

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@hausaffe@todon.nl 2026-06-01 10:32

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net finally a company who respects and cares about the commons

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@hndrcks@dmv.community 2026-06-01 10:39

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net it will never survive - nature abhors a vacuum (I'll see myself out now)

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@calcius@hol.ogra.ph 2026-06-01 11:04

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net So we've arrived at the point in time where the RoJaws backstory begins. **edit - move along just aislop, nothing to see here

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@WooShell@chaosfurs.social 2026-06-01 11:13

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net awww it just wants to see a bit of the city..

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@cybird@app.wafrn.net 2026-06-01 11:20

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Go child! Be free!

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@jwcph@helvede.net 2026-06-01 11:27

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net - very slowly.

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@simonwilliamson@mastodon.world 2026-06-01 11:38

@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net It's off to clean out Wetherspoons.