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simonwilliamson@mastodon.world

<p>Somewhat introverted Australian Online English Teacher. Was once a library assistant. Currently in Durrës, Albania. I have lived in Asia and Europe for quite a number of years. Originally from Sydney.</p>

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  • Post #4395715

    When I think or say &#39;when the weather improves&#39;, I mean when it gets colder and starts raining a lot.

  • Post #545445

    My &amp;#39;slightly&amp;#39; skewed brain on seeing the headline &amp;#39;Global sea levels have been underestimated due to poor modelling&amp;#39; thought &amp;#39;you try doing your best on the catwalk with the weird clothes designers come up with&amp;#39;.

  • Post #545444

    Had to change travel plans a little bit this weekend. I couldn&amp;#39;t get a bus ticket for Saturday afternoon to Sofia. So I have to get one VERY early on Sunday and have to coordinate 3 buses on one day to get Ohrid in North Macedonia by the evening. What can go wrong? :)

  • Post #461863

    https://stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

  • Post #461861

    Every time someone mentions &amp;#39;Wuthering Heights&amp;#39;, the Kate Bush song starts in my head.

  • Post #461860

    Got the news in an unusual way this time. Heard the phrase &amp;#39;bombardiruvat&amp;#39; (they are bombing) on the bus back from Sofia. I didn&amp;#39;t heard the rest of what was being said, but I put two and two together.

  • Post #411801

    Quite windy here tonight. I wondered if I could save on bus money if I tried to parasail to my next destination. However, knowing my luck, I&#39;d end up in the Black Sea.

  • Post #393591

    @MarkAsser@beige.party @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online It does look like the batshit stuff that ChatGPT would come up with if asked to design an American President.

  • Post #393402

    @MarkAsser@beige.party @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online Perhaps he&#39;s already dead and he&#39;s been replaced by a robot?

  • Post #393366

    @MarkAsser@beige.party @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online Could anyone tell the difference if he were?

  • Post #374567

    @WoozleWuzzle@godforsaken.website &#39;Wuther&#39; should be used to describe Kate Bush&#39;s dancing. &quot;Have you ever wuthered?&quot;

  • Post #374514

    @mrundkvist@archaeo.social They might have other more important things to concern themselves with (rolls eyes).

  • Post #373198

    @overholt@glammr.us I presume that&#39;s how they commemorated Valentine&#39;s Day in the Middle Ages.

  • Post #361975

    @MarkAsser@beige.party On the plus side, he&#39;s lost weight.

  • Post #352467

    @MarkAsser@beige.party The rain stopped and I managed to go for a nice walk in the foothills. A few other people had the same idea.

  • Post #218545

    @MarkAsser@beige.party Should you consult a soothsayer?

  • Post #215501

    The view this morning

  • Post #215412

    @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online Metropolis led me to believe that we&#39;d have our own personal biplane and that men would be wearing jodhpurs and women tricorn hats. At least the bit about large numbers of people walking like zombies turned out to be true.

  • Post #215315

    Someone decided to turn the tractor on at 4:30 am in the morning. What a way to start the Monday.

  • Post #215308

    @MarkAsser@beige.party Is there a shop which specifically mongs spinach? :)

  • Post #195337

    Does anyone know which Roman emperor inflicted long theatre performances on people and the audience members tried to get out of watching them by feigning death? For some reason I&#39;m thinking of that today #romanempire

  • Post #182639

    @tayfonay@beige.party would &#39;completely cylindrical&#39; also work?