Post #2514851
2025-06-06 22:46 UTC
Replies (27)
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@TerryHancock@realsocial.life 2025-06-06 23:03
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza It's true. 😅 Saw both of these at the Office Depot. I went with the Dark God one. I don't know what that says about me...
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@NosirrahSec@infosec.exchange 2025-06-06 23:10
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza Can you imagine the fucking killing they'd make with a "Three Seashells" setup?
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@federicoschonborn@possum.city 2025-06-06 23:18
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza yuri no, I won't elaborate
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@RnDanger@infosec.exchange 2025-06-06 23:25
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza Either way they look great with a lit candle on top
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@sjolsen@tech.lgbt 2025-06-06 23:47
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza a.k.a. "Honey Pot™" and "Dude Wipes™"
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@wyatt@soc.megatokyo.moe 2025-06-07 00:15
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza
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@tedmielczarek@mastodon.social 2025-06-07 00:38
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza sorry to make a mess of your ontology but this exists.
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@alandvalonline@mastodon.social 2025-06-07 01:00
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza When I hooked mine to a 1 GB fiber optic line, it opened a portal to the underworld. I've been down that rabbit hole for a while now.
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@d1@autistics.life 2025-06-07 01:17
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza Just saying: if you write mystical symbols in red nail polish on the dark god altar, they'll never come off
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@jrose@social.belkadan.com 2025-06-07 01:22
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io My friend calls the former “eldritch conference tables”.
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@RyeNCode@mstdn.ca 2025-06-07 01:43
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza I miss the "1960s intra-office intercom to the typing pool" aesthetic. Faux wood panelling, large rocker switches, sizeable speaker grills. Intended to occupy a not-small portion of a desk, alongside the large blotter. It should also have an attached custom pen. And smell like cigars and scotch. That's an aesthetic. I miss that it isn't a choice anymore. I also wouldn't choose it. I just want it to be a choice.
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@dipolecat@yiff.life 2025-06-07 01:56
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza I love the implications of the order the pictures were actually added in
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@kilroy_was_here@dobbs.town 2025-06-07 01:59
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza I prefer the aromatherapy machine ones to the altar to dark god ones.
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@number6@fosstodon.org 2025-06-07 03:34
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza Also ... Toilet roll and Throne of Swords
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@Exandra@chaosfem.tw 2025-06-07 03:36
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza ah, the two genders!
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@fraggle@social.coop 2025-06-07 04:47
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza hmm...
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@ShadSterling@mastodon.social 2025-06-07 04:59
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza an alter to commune with the eldritch horrors https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@eniko/114545305544219785
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@ssamulczyk@mstdn.social 2025-06-07 05:47
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza There are also weird people who go with a rack setup with 1U gateways and switches, PoE stuff... 😅
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@grahamperrin@mastodon.bsd.cafe 2025-06-07 06:27
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza so, I can enable mesh networking across all four floors of my building with nothing more than those 1980s salt shakers and a modern draining board. I'm confused about only one thing: what do I do with my tomato-shaped tomato sauce dispenser?
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@albr@piaille.fr 2025-06-07 06:41
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza varieties of consumer electronics also known as Bouba and Kiki
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@l@ra.0lb.be 2025-06-07 07:15
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza gaymur and moregay
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@mjdxp@labyrinth.zone 2025-06-07 07:18
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza i've also seen the tried and true "box with ethernet ports" a few times before :P
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@hyrulian@tech.lgbt 2025-06-07 07:56
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza I wonder if any of the aromatherapy-style ones have enough empty space in the middle to put even a minuscule actual aromatherapy thing in it.
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de 2025-06-07 08:05
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza what about these
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@kaito02@mastodon.social 2025-06-07 08:08
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza "son, where do I put essential oils in this?"
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@maub@23.social 2025-06-07 08:36
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza I am so happy this thread exists.
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@lennybacon@infosec.exchange 2025-06-09 18:45
@mrencyclopedia@retro.pizza @i0null@infosec.exchange When they mate, this seems to be the result