Post #24976
2025-12-02 07:44 UTC
Replies (15)
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party 2025-12-02 07:56
@julianlawson British public 'We think a movie about criminals invading a property to steal things on Christmas eve, isn't a Christmas movie... so Die hard isn't a Christmas movie.' "But we alsothink that Home alone... a movie about criminals invading a property to steal things on christmas eve... is a christmas movie." The British public are mostly morons.
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@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party 2025-12-02 08:06
@julianlawson i'm embarrassed on behalf of all british people
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@TrevfromIreland@mastodon.ie 2025-12-02 08:56
@julianlawson Whoever said it is not a Christmas movie is wrong, so they can
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@davidbcohen@twit.social 2025-12-02 09:24
@julianlawson This from the country responsible for *four* Nativity movies (which are all basically the same and undeserving of being a franchise).
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@a@beige.party 2025-12-02 09:48
@julianlawson I voted for Die Hard to REMAIN a Christmas movie 😤
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@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk 2025-12-02 10:42
@julianlawson The War on Christmas will continue until they end their illegitimate attacks on Die Hard
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@steinarb@mastodon.social 2025-12-02 12:41
Word!
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver@beige.party 2025-12-02 12:44
@julianlawson It was originally screened in August of '88. I saw it about a month later. It's a distinctly American Christmas movie what with the glorification of gunplay, mass shooting, assorted graphic violence, while completely ignoring the whole gay, liberal, pinko commie "peace on Earth and goodwill towards men" bullshit. 'Murica, fuck ya
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@bruce@darkmoon.social 2025-12-02 12:46
@julianlawson Ho-ho-ho, motherfucker
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@fazalmajid@social.vivaldi.net 2025-12-02 13:00
@julianlawson first time I saw Conan the Barbarian (the original John Milius masterpiece, not the feeble remake) was on French TV at Christmas...
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@feorag@wandering.shop 2025-12-02 13:39
@julianlawson The *English* public. There are no arguments against Scotland blaming England for this particular pile of shite.
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@lionelb@expressional.social 2025-12-02 13:50
@julianlawson Yeah but I don't think the Kremlin has a subversion campaign in favour of Home Alone.
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@madame@openbiblio.social 2025-12-02 15:06
@julianlawson Die Hard is a Christmas movie. I have it in singing! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRRjACLu/
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@fdr@mstdn.social 2025-12-02 15:23
@julianlawson In Italy, John Landis's "Trading places" has been broadcast every Christmas eve since the '90s.
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@JamesPadraicR@mastodon.social 2025-12-02 16:35
@julianlawson I can’t stand Christmas movies. I can’t stand Die Hard—stopped watching 10 minutes in. Therefore Die Hard is a Christmas movie. I also hated Nightmare Before Christmas. While I’m at it, I despise The Breakfast Club, and all John Hughes films.