The Tattooed Nonna 🧙♀️
Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
<p>Uk based crone.<br />Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease. <br />Linux user<br />Member of the Green Party. <br />Fascinated by evil 😈 <br />🏴☠️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈ally <br />🚨no avatar, no bio, no follow 🚨</p>
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Post #4144888
Good lord. In January of this year Petlog (pet microchip data base). Changed their model from £20 single payment when you register, or free but £10 to change any details. To subscription only! £15 or £39 a year.
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Post #4117091
No Tent Left Behind Buy any Decathlon tent this summer, use it for your adventures, and simply bring it back to us by September 6th to receive the full value back as a Decathlon gift card or up to 50% in cash. It's our commitment to a circular economy, helping tents stay out of landfill and making quality camping gear accessible to everyone. https://www.decathlon.co.uk/c/htc/no-tent-left-behind_b3be522a-a5f2-497e-a93f-f1a3682cdae1?
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Post #4109341
My weather app just pinged to tell me the rain would stop in an hour. It is not, in fact, raining. I feel gaslit
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Post #4106825
Liverpool: Arrests made after gangs of youths with machetes continue to terrorise city centre Arrests have been made after gangs of youths armed with machetes have been terrorising Liverpool city centre. A Section 60 order has been introduced for a third successive evening, giving police extra powers to help prevent any further criminality or disorder. What the fuck is happening!? , every day is closer to living in a mad max style world https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/arres...
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Post #4037374
I just went to search for an image from ancient Egypt and every single image that came up on the image search was AI. crappy modern style AI and just just shit. anyway luckily I have some books on egyptology because the internet is shit.
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Post #3976823
Rare identical quadruplets born in Australia An Australian woman has given birth to rare, naturally-conceived identical quadruplets after a pregnancy described as "extremely high risk" by the Royal Brisbane and Women's Hospital. The four girls, who were delivered via caesarean section at 28 weeks and four days on 14 July, were monozygotic quadruplets - where a single fertilised egg splits into four embryos. The hospital said the girls' mother, 34-year-old Jenitar Na'amoana,...
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Post #3976821
Nicaragua’s president says country will not hold any more elections Nicaragua’s long-serving president, Daniel Ortega, has said the country will hold no further elections to prevent the opposition from coming to power. The 80-year-old authoritarian leader, who has been in office since 2007, also said he would work with the congress he controls to pass new laws that would “build a wall” against the opposition. 👀👀👀You know who will be reading this and thinking mmmmmmm https://www.theguardian.c...
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Post #3953745
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IN BRITISH SCHOOLS Corporal punishment in British state schools, and also in private schools receiving any element of public funding, was banned by parliament in 1987 Three years after I left school. https://www.corpun.com/counuks.htm
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Post #3953054
Have you heard of, or watched, Tenko? #poll Poll in threaded reply
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Post #3941427
That hegssth chap, and trump, are very obsessed with manly men aren't they.
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Post #3938275
My heart bleeds : Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami on UK extradition request over rape and sex trafficking charges. 🔬🎻 https://news.sky.com/story/andrew-and-tristan-tate-arrested-in-miami-on-uk-extradition-request-over-rape-and-sex-trafficking-charges-13564845
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Post #3930234
Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) unveiled a paid-for, licensed data feed on Thursday that will give banks and trading firms “the fastest” access to posts from influential accounts including Trumps on Truth Social, its social media app. #USPol #grift https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.thetimes.com/us/business-us/article/trump-media-company-truth-social-president-posts-fj3wkzx3j
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Post #3916076
a drizzle of red hot-sauce , some sliced spring onion and a sprinkle of sesame seeds and any dish looks posh. (supermarket salt and pepper squid with chips and salad)
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Post #3905793
ScienceDaily: Scientists tested 39 sweeteners and found unexpected gut effects (not good ones) https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260716023552.htm
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Post #3904986
Al Jazeera: UK by-election sees record 34 candidates as Farage seeks return. Nigel Farage will face a record field of 33 opponents as he seeks to regain his parliamentary seat in a by-election triggered by his resignation earlier this month. Tendring District Council, which is administering the vote in Clacton, said the field of 34 candidates is believed to be the largest ever for a United Kingdom parliamentary election #ukpol https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/18/uk-by-election-sees-r...
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Post #3901944
The Guardian: ‘Adversarial clothing’: are garments designed to confuse facial recognition systems about to go mainstream? https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026/jul/17/adversarial-clothing-are-garments-designed-to-confuse-facial-recognition-systems-about-to-go-mainstream
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Post #3869649
#Golf question Who decides the par for a hole ? How is it calculated?
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Post #3854892
@nekoow7@mastodon.social here is a hug and a reminder to breathe slowly. Also as I'm British i suggest a cup of tea. I hope you feel better soon.
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Post #3854299
Oh dear lord. Someone on tiktok explained how being asked to send a small amount of money to receive a large amount was scam. Someone replied "but what if it's not a scam?" I told them their user name was Turkish for gullible.... You've guessed it... They just... Believed me.
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Post #3769675
Most amusing song to play at a funeral? Another one bites the dust is predictable, highway to hell could be fun. Any other suggestions? #FuneralSongs
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Post #3760768
BBC: How men with female surnames are standing up to ridicule in Kenya What a Fascinating look at how culture and tradition can change https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c75ygy71wdgo
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Post #3743623
The 80s are back! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/127936414537?mkcid=16&amp;mkevt=1&amp;mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&amp;ssspo=6utsflh8sla&amp;sssrc=4429486&amp;ssuid=_b9uP7GUQdy&amp;stype=1&amp;var=&amp;widget_ver=artemis&amp;media=MORE
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Post #3743622
I dreamed I was explaining the difference between whipped and clotted cream to an American. What a frustrating night
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Post #3739376
How the Clacton by-election, and Count Binface, could damage Nigel Farage - Politics.co.uk Count Binface, the satirical candidate and self-styled intergalactic space-warrior, has now emerged as Reform’s principal rival. The 2026 Clacton by-election still promises spectacle then; just not on Farage’s terms. Andy Burnham, Britain’s next prime minister, believes Binface is “carrying the hopes of the nation”. #CountBinface #ukpol https://www.politics.co.uk/news-feature/2026/07/11/how-the-clacton-...
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Post #3718081
Al Jazeera: Hottest June on record in Western Europe as heatwaves hit continent. Thousands of deaths across Europe, mostly in France, Spain and Belgium, have been linked to a June heatwave. :thisisfinefire: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/9/hottest-june-on-record-in-western-europe-as-heatwaves-hit-continent
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Post #3690629
Support the bin! "Unlike some politicians with their £5million war chests (and ITV detective series back-catalogues), I'm an entirely independent space warrior. I donated all profits from my London mayor campaign to charity, but I'd love to be able to keep fighting the intergalactic fight. Any amount of support is hugely appreciated. I've got lots of plans for future endeavours. Watch this hyperspace!" #ukpol #binface #CountBinface https://ko-fi.com/countbinface
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Post #3655112
You can email count Binface at countbinface@gmail.com to ask him to stand against farage. I mean it's a win win. If he loses, Farage won to a bin! If he wins... Binface for pm! @CountBinface@mastodon.world
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Post #3648712
I just saw a picture of the inside of the oval office. Is it real? Does he just add new Temu gold coloured decor each time he goes there? I've never seen such tacky trash in my life!
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Post #3643091
Good morning from stripey Joe and friends #mothstodon
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Post #3638842
I want trump to explain the offside rule. Without notes