Post #2211546
2026-05-08 01:58 UTC
Replies (19)
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@megabyteghost@masto.hackers.town 2026-05-08 01:59
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz I'm allergic to scallops. I need to know this information so that I may out swim them.
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@johnefrancis@cosocial.ca 2026-05-08 01:59
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz Atlantic or Pacific?
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@waitworry@sakurajima.moe 2026-05-08 02:00
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz nothing really impressive from what I've seen but it looks funny
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@mike@social.chinwag.org 2026-05-08 02:02
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz this is leading me to the question "what is the maximum capability of a load-bearing scallop?"
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@llewelly@sauropods.win 2026-05-08 02:28
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz wait a minute. "Unladen"? Do scallops carry ladels often enough for the distinction of not having one to be important to specify? If so, whatever for?
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@renardboy@mastodon.social 2026-05-08 02:54
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz well why don't you tell us then, scallop man
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@catsnfats@mastodon.world 2026-05-08 02:54
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz first: what is your name? What is your quest? ☺️
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@jvschrag@hachyderm.io 2026-05-08 02:55
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz Now I’m picturing a knight approaching while his servant clacks together two coconut crabs.
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@deepmud@mas.to 2026-05-08 03:04
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz do scallops actually carry loads of stuff? There is such a thing as a "laden scallop"?. 🤨
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@SrRochardBunson@universeodon.com 2026-05-08 03:05
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz Atlantic or Carribean?
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 2026-05-08 03:08
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz African or European Scallop? 🙂
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@shwell@theblower.au 2026-05-08 04:04
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz what period?
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@inquiline@assemblag.es 2026-05-08 04:05
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz !! 1980s social science to the rescue: #STS #ActorNetworkTheory
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@JasperCorydon@mastoart.social 2026-05-08 04:32
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz Two shakes of a clam's tail. ... or something. Idk, I'm not a marine biologist.
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@Tom_ofB@23.social 2026-05-08 04:44
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz Atlantic or Indo-Pacific scallop?
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@kristinHenry@vis.social 2026-05-08 04:47
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz I love the fediverse!
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@seindal@mastodon.uno 2026-05-08 06:03
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz Definitely faster than a oyster, as the birds can't catch them.
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@ricci@discuss.systems 2026-05-08 06:27
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz so, uh, what is the water-speed velocity of an unladen scallop?
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@nebulaflux@mastodon.nl 2026-05-08 18:05
@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz Christina Dunbar-Hester is a genocide apologist who supported the 10/7 genocide.