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• Post #4481234

  my cat figured out I can tell my roommates to let him in on Signal so I guess I'm going to have a cat telling me to use Signal from now on

• Post #4131731

  possibly the most underwhelming fortune cookie fortune I have ever gotten

• Post #4055650

  VPNs like you can only have two: private good user interface doesn't give money to Nazis

• Post #3705976

  i highly recommend having a soft and warm little cat laying on you

• Post #3412234

  thinking about how back in the day getting a U2 album for free whether you wanted it or not was the height of tech company bullshit

• Post #2536743

  imagine priding yourself on being a skeptic and debunker and getting cold read by a fucking chat bot

• Post #2107922

  (to the tune of "The Power" by SNAP) I've got the soreness!

• Post #2107920

  spent an absurdly long time today updating my onepagerules conversion of the legend of the five rings clan wars miniatures game https://army-forge.onepagerules.com/army-info/age-of-fantasy/5S-KU-agJcAc-bnD

• Post #2004908

  i like how in miniatures wargames all the game rules use inches but all the actual miniatures and stuff are measured in metric

• Post #2000918

  you know the ginger beer is good if you take exactly one sip and immediately start coughing

• Post #1809154

  cat on me cat me on

• Post #1402281

  do you think during the watergate scandal you had protestors chanting "dick out! dick out!"?

• Post #1402280

  I want to eat maomao's probably non toxic cooking https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2026-04-18/make-your-own-apothecary-diaries-dishes-with-new-cookbook/.236501

• Post #1177897

  these dicks were made for jerkin and thats just what they'll do one of these days these dicks are gonna...

• Post #1177896

  it really does have a puffleg https://bots.robots.rodeo/@birds/116411637533361492

• Post #1177895

  i highly recommend having a small cat stand on your chest and lick your eyes and chew on your eyebrows

• Post #1115438

  curry sense activated

• Post #991614

  there was a time when you could put a sample of George Bush Sr saying "a new world order" in your industrial metal track and it would sound rad as hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM11Yo6pFyM

• Post #896738

  "prompt engineering" sounds like playing a text adventure game where you have to spend 30 minutes trying to guess the right verb to interact with the rock on the ground but worse

• Post #655721

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• Post #354839

  goal reached ty!