Post #1900750
2024-11-26 11:53 UTC
Replies (38)
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@petrikas@mastodon.art 2024-11-26 11:53
They've out-Apple'd Apple when it comes to keynote bullshit.
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@tastytronic@teh.entar.net 2024-11-26 15:44
@petrikas@mastodon.art I'm committed to remaining the most handsome, talented, and charming human on the planet
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@jesse@social.jelliefrontier.net 2024-11-26 17:41
@petrikas@mastodon.art While they're at it, they should just claim it has the best search.
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@chronodm@glammr.us 2024-11-26 18:50
@petrikas@mastodon.art they meant to add "except for all the others" but the Powerpoint template didn't give them enough space
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@euval@mastodon.top 2024-11-26 18:53
@petrikas@mastodon.art 🤣 Orwel version 2024
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@martinvermeer@fediscience.org 2024-11-26 19:21
@petrikas@mastodon.art That's why the screen is so huge. With such a big screen, it must be true.
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@filipefreire@mstdn.social 2024-11-26 20:15
@petrikas@mastodon.art there's my daily dose of comedy! "Most open".... North Korea is more open than Windows
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@dan@brvt.telent.net 2024-11-26 20:48
@petrikas@mastodon.art I remember the early days of windows 95 and I'd say that had a strong claim to be the most open os ever - although maybe not in a useful sense of the word https://www.infoworld.com/article/2176957/worst-windows-flaws-of-the-past-decade-2.html
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@titusDeGroan@hachyderm.io 2024-11-26 21:08
@petrikas@mastodon.art was that in front of people? can't imagine that they would dare to bring those screens to a room full of an echoing laughterfest i mean, people could have died from that
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@angel@triptico.com 2024-11-26 21:09
Microsoft is the most open operating system and Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.
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@CKL@ioc.exchange 2024-11-26 21:10
@petrikas@mastodon.art Closed is open War is peace [???] Profit!
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@womble@infosec.exchange 2024-11-26 21:19
@petrikas@mastodon.art they asked ChadGPT for words that mean "gaping".
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 2024-11-26 21:19
@petrikas@mastodon.art Whatever Microsoft is smoking would be well worth selling separately. What an utter load of total nonsense 🫤🤦♂️
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@frogzone@wizard.casa 2024-11-26 21:23
@petrikas@mastodon.art do u think the presentation was prepared or generated by their hallucination algo on the fly? i only ask because it looks like copilor stole that from #gplv3 licensed work. #microshaft #getOffgithub
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@cowman@nfld.me 2024-11-26 21:25
@petrikas@mastodon.art that screen looks great though, good job on that. Always liked MS's hardware
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@gsuberland@chaos.social 2024-11-26 21:48
@petrikas@mastodon.art I actually *like* Windows and even I think these claims are utterly ridiculous. they've completely lost the plot.
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@AmenZwa@mathstodon.xyz 2024-11-26 21:54
@petrikas@mastodon.art #MSFS2024 The paragon of release engineering
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@MostlyTato@mstdn.social 2024-11-26 21:55
@petrikas@mastodon.art It's a jedi mind trick, it only works on the feebleminded...
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@klausfiend@dcerberus.com 2024-11-26 22:13
@petrikas@mastodon.art Keep reaching for the stars, Microsoft! You can get there if you just buckle down and tug those bootstraps.
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@nfgusedautoparts@en.osm.town 2024-11-27 04:31
@petrikas@mastodon.art yet somehow if i want to teach an OS course (and i have), i end up teaching Un*x or Linux internals. it has to do with having full access to the source code or something.
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@Wintermute_BBS@oldbytes.space 2024-11-27 06:49
@petrikas@mastodon.art well it actually is most open - to vulnerbilities
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@ciredutempsEsme@mamot.fr 2024-11-27 07:38
@petrikas@mastodon.art la prison, c'est la liberté
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@marud@social.marud.fr 2024-11-27 07:43
@petrikas@mastodon.art It would be such an horrendous move to modify those text lines :)
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@irina@eldritch.cafe 2024-11-27 07:52
@petrikas@mastodon.art if you consider windows to be the only operating system, this is all true
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@abslutebeginner@masto.es 2024-11-27 08:05
@petrikas@mastodon.art Pure bullshit from Microsoft. I'm sure that the headlines are made by the AI.
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@abon999@framapiaf.org 2024-11-27 08:33
@petrikas@mastodon.art The best joke of the year IMO !
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@gg@digitalcourage.social 2024-11-27 09:20
@petrikas@mastodon.art source please?
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@BackFromTheDud@mas.to 2024-11-27 11:51
@petrikas@mastodon.art Ah, bless them: They think they're Linux!
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@AstaMcCarthy@mastodon.pirateparty.be 2024-11-27 12:11
@petrikas@mastodon.art That's quite an ungood presentation #orwell #1984
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@tchauhan@mastodon.mit.edu 2024-11-27 12:48
@petrikas@mastodon.art They are doing a Steve Jobs. That's what we get for letting con men run tech. Death of words by a thousand cuts.
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@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza 2024-11-27 14:49
@petrikas@mastodon.art The line should read "Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia"
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@owl@gts.u8.is 2024-11-27 14:57
@petrikas@mastodon.art they're using two similar but different typefaces just to mess with me personally
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@karpour@mstdn.social 2024-11-27 19:37
@petrikas@mastodon.art new meme template dropped
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@lightweight@mastodon.oeru.org 2024-11-28 00:04
@petrikas@mastodon.art that's how they roll in 'opposite world'.
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@fletch49er@mastodon.scot 2024-11-28 08:03
@petrikas@mastodon.art no need for the installation of Edge then to upgrade the Windows system?
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@aral@mastodon.ar.al 2024-11-28 10:01
@petrikas@mastodon.art @mo8it@fosstodon.org Yeah, but the fonts are pretty, so it’s ok.
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@diffiehellmanstan@infosec.exchange 2024-11-28 14:51
@petrikas@mastodon.art
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@mtconleyuk@mastodonapp.uk 2024-11-28 15:10
@petrikas@mastodon.art @SecurityWriter@infosec.exchange Natural outcome of the attitude that language is ‘fluid’, and that some semi-literate’s autocorrected misuse is every bit as valid as anything Shakespeare came up with and becomes tomorrow’s widely-emulated dictionary standard. Everything turns into verbal garbage.