Post #1817772
2026-04-30 18:20 UTC
Replies (30)
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@lake@autonomous.zone 2026-04-30 18:22
here is the main page and a link to PART 2!!!!! Of snail farm zine…. https://www.nal.usda.gov/farms-and-agricultural-production-systems/snail-farming
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@lake@autonomous.zone 2026-04-30 22:45
All of the snails that you farm must be the same kind
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@saltywizard@beige.party 2026-04-30 18:22
@lake printing these out *now*
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@saltywizard@beige.party 2026-04-30 18:22
@lake thieves!
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@ghostsnwitches@post.lurk.org 2026-04-30 18:25
@lake effervescent
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@Feral@mastodon.art 2026-04-30 18:29
@lake snail thieves!
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@cyb3rm0shp1t@social.xenofem.me 2026-04-30 18:42
@lake first image is going on my wall
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@nasamuffin@jorts.horse 2026-04-30 18:44
@lake really missed my calling in the booming industry of snail thief
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@secretasianman@types.pl 2026-04-30 18:45
@lake @hannah damn they have a lotta enemies
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@internetsdairy@mastodon.art 2026-04-30 18:50
@lake wait.. how is the sheet going to keep the snail safe from the snail-eating bird? ☹️
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@brunoph@breakpoint.cafe 2026-04-30 18:53
@lake I guess one's supposed to read it in a stern hollywood-esque military general voice
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@redtailworks@furs.social 2026-04-30 19:00
@lake snails have a lot of enemies
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@Primavera@void.lgbt 2026-04-30 19:01
@lake cc @mori is this accurate info?
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@cinebox@masto.hackers.town 2026-04-30 19:06
@lake ENEMIES OF SNAILS
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@hsza@social.tudbut.de 2026-04-30 19:40
@lake enemies of snails sounds ominous
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@sodiboo@gaysex.cloud 2026-04-30 19:50
@lake@autonomous.zone thieves!!! don't let them steal your snails!!!!!
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@_the_cloud@mastodon.social 2026-04-30 20:02
@lake I think the family of snail-meat eaters depicted in the introduction section might actually qualify as ENEMIES OF THE SNAIL! The voles and frogs and thieves and such are simply competitors in the burgeoning snail consumption space and must be eliminated.
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@jackemled@furry.engineer 2026-04-30 20:15
@lake When I burn out of computer stuff I will move high into the mountains & become a snail rancher.
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@NilaJones@zeroes.ca 2026-04-30 20:49
@lake Lololololol from the PNW, wher farming basically means committing to a career of killing snails before they eat all your crops Rumor has it these are the snails of French gastronomy, introduced for eating. Now they eat us!
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@jakalopes@mas.to 2026-04-30 21:01
@lake "thieves"!!! there are snail thieves!!
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@Dio9sys@haunted.computer 2026-04-30 21:08
@lake * thieves
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@Dio9sys@haunted.computer 2026-04-30 21:16
@lake every pen you build. every thief you kill. every snail you bill to the chef named Will, I'll be farming snails.
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@lilyyllyyllyly@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-30 21:49
@lake I especially love the "snail-eating bird" illustration. I'll never mistake them for non-snail-eating birds again
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@lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-04-30 22:35
@lake is this inverse psychology?
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@knowprose@mastodon.social 2026-04-30 22:35
@lake no recipes? 🤨
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@otyugh@pouet.chapril.org 2026-04-30 22:59
@lake The ancestor of the sailing thief (aka pirate) is therefore established to be the snailing thief (no illustration, I'm in agony here).
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@Joshuakevins12@mastodon.social 2026-04-30 23:42
@lake@autonomous.zone should we just kill them inorder to make our crops look nice or
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@lumecolca@kolektiva.social 2026-05-01 00:04
@lake@autonomous.zone It's actually from the UN FAO, not the USDA. But yeah, great artwork lol
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@danvolchek@mastodon.social 2026-05-01 00:43
@lake@autonomous.zone the treacherous snail eating birds >:( regular birds are ok tho
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@keirFox@tiggi.es 2026-05-01 04:19
@lake@autonomous.zone @sutter@meemu.org I wasn’t sold until I got to point #6. Hot damn.