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• Post #3270083

  who called it a calendar and not a week memory model

• Post #3103727

  Mavis Beacon teaches dependent typing

• Post #2174158

  We chuckle when Scotty picks up a mouse and tries talking to the computer in Star Trek IV, but imagine travelling forward in time from the 90s and realizing they got rid of the fucking scrollbars

• Post #2172127

  My citizenship application has been stalled since last May because I'm in "comprehensive security screening", which I would be okay with, except that the current lead time is around 46 months, and it's not like they're taking four years to read my shitposts; it's just that there's a giant virtual pile sitting on some poor overworked civil servant's virtual desk All this said, I hope that CSIS staffer has fun deciphering my shitposts about fully-dependent type c...

• Post #2093353

  A long time ago and a website away @Andrev posted this banger. I slurped the video from the bad place so we could enjoy it here today

• Post #1920513

  I'm incredibly stingy, and by that I mean I make the cheapest jokes

• Post #1833937

  Taco Bell Labs implies the existence of Double-Decker UNIX System V Crunch Supreme

• Post #1806299

  Never forget h/t @cda

• Post #1792926

  QQ is "havoc" the only thing that is "wreakable"

• Post #1652521

  Good start

• Post #1613587

  After 9 years, I'm finally getting a new computer, which is great for my sticker collection

• Post #1318303

  When I first encountered TacoTime I was a freshman at Reed so the jokes revolved around hum110, you know, stuff like TacoTime as a form of honour and BurritoArete as a virtue, but now that I'm a serious scientist I've come to understand that TacoTime is a deep comment on the folding of space-time and one sufficient condition for the formation of wormholes

• Post #1297614

  Thank you for being a FluWatcher! You are the #1,181 FluWatcher from British Columbia to submit data this week!

• Post #1297613

  If you wanna be my citation

• Post #1297612

  I forgot that after 9/11 all the traders at the NYSE put American flags on the shoulders of their jackets What a farce

• Post #1297610

  I'm not sure if the sign and the bait station have anything to do with each other but

• Post #1174855

  That handwriting looks so relaxed. I want what they're having

• Post #1174076

  Another beautiful crossing of the Salish Sea

• Post #1017863

  Just visiting the mayor of Chinatown

• Post #984351

  With this much concentrated flavour, you'd gonna need to fill out ITAR* forms before walking out of the store *in the US, but we're in Canada so YOLO

• Post #984350

  Hey! My phone autocorrect finally remembered "fuckery"! GREAT NEWS

• Post #984348

  We say shit like "wow, the undergrads look like babies" and then I find this at the kid's consignment store

• Post #984347

  Building a time machine to stop the first person from publishing a program listing that includes a 'cnt' variable, which will have no knock-on effects otherwise I'm sure https://types.pl/@atsuzaki/116353270695194299

• Post #984346

  I just read an article about a guy who grew a pineapple in the Yukon and I was like "hell yeah"

• Post #984345

  I still can't believe that John Fucking Tesh composed "Roundball Rock"

• Post #780598

  Hey Vancouver, I have two tickets for the Donny Benet concert this Saturday but I can't go. If you wanna go you can have them

• Post #653630

  Call-with-current-kart

• Post #653629

  More writing sent to the supervisors! Time to gtfo