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saltywizard@beige.party

salty, spicy, and yet, still tastelessalso: 🛼 and anarcho-communism!avatar: witch way to the gun show?banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.⯰ the ground is your friend, it's always there for you.⯰ clean your bearings, they're filthy!⯰ all hail eris!

Posts

Post #2621024
nothing is private. nothing is real. wanna lil horror in your feed? find out what they know about you*: https://sinceyouarrived.world/taken *hint: it's a lot. #browser #fingerprinting #privacy
Post #2084451
the best* pics from the huge nasa photo dump of artemis ii snaps. https://nautil.us/the-best-of-nasas-newly-released-photos-from-the-artemis-ii-mission-1280504 *according to jake currie #artemis #artemis2 #artemisii
Post #2052682
We&#39;re you aware that today is a National Day of Awareness for Missing and Murdered Women and Girls in both Canada &amp; the U.S.? I was not. Now we are. Red Dress Day is an annual event held by the REDress Project in memory of the lives of Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls across Canada. The event is held annually on May 5th to honor Hanna Harris who was murdered in Montana in 2013. May 5th would&#39;ve been Hanna&#39;s birthday and was chosen to honor her and...
Post #1981934
some pretty great photos from the winners of the gdt nature photographer of the year: (gift link) https://www.theatlantic.com/photography/2026/04/winners-gdt-nature-photographer-year-2026/686967/?gift=j9r7avb6p-KY8zdjhsiSZ8fIfMiog6HOvBsbtTNUnK8 #photography
Post #1949630
when i first joined mastodon, after figuring out who and what to follow, i developed a bit of stress: without an algorithm to feed me, i began to obsess about missing out on a bunch of great toots. i&#39;ve since adjusted my narrative, and approach it like i&#39;m coming up on a group of cool classmates, already in the middle of a conversation, and i just join in and have fun with it and try and keep up and try to be okay with maybe not getting all of the references and &#39;inside...
Post #1919893
enjoying your weekend? thank a union.
Post #1813216
capitalism will devour itself. "american economy runs on consumption, and the american consumer has less discretionary income than they've had in generations. anything that reduces consumption is a drag on the whole economy." – @pluralistic@mamot.fr the future economy will run on prison camps. https://pluralistic.net/2026/04/30/something-must-be-done/#there-ive-done-something
Post #1813007
today's mood:
Post #1776081
&quot;The telltale sign that jumping worms are in your garden is that the top of the soil looks like it’s covered in coffee grounds, which is in fact the worm’s feces, the CDA says.&quot; — David K. Li, Senior Breaking News Reporter, NBC News https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/destructive-jumping-worm-invading-colorado-western-states-officials-wa-rcna341653 #invasive #species #alert #gardening
Post #1470352
Please help me in welcoming to the fediverse: @AnarchyAttic Dawn makes really awesome upcycled clothing and is a super nice person. She&#39;s new to mastodon and could prolly use some follow recommends and encouraging words. Say, hi! #introduction
Post #1424968
saw this beauty while roller skating in traffic down at the beach yesterday. please let me know if I left any details out of the #alttext #rollerskating #streetart #virginiabeach
Post #1272885
these are trying times to be sure. but, look on the brightside: everyone knows how to spell &#39;guillotine&#39; now.
Post #1178919
#unwanted #urges #graham #cracker #calm
Post #1116153
#nokings #nokings3 #nokings2026
Post #1093642
you guys! ms. wizard found this while thrifting and brought it home for me. i love it so hard! she may as well give up on getting me anymore gifts, she's never gonna be able to top this one. #cats #rollerskates #gifts
Post #992470
we might not have to pull the &#39;planet of the apes&#39; prank on the artemis crew after all. it&#39;ll just sorta happen organically.
Post #985421
you&#39;re gonna need a bigger hague.
Post #982074
to do list: 1. don&#39;t buy anything 2. don&#39;t be racist 3. enjoy the collapse of western civilization
Post #922245
instead of cybersecurity, i should&#39;ve studied astromycology. #mushrooms #in #space
Post #922239
i drove my first route in revenue service yesterday. it wasn&#39;t too bad. i messed up on the farebox twice and didn&#39;t do the tires any favors with respect to the curbs, but i got through it without hitting anything or anyone. and by the end of the day, i was really feeling confident about the whole thing. i didn&#39;t realize it would be so hard to stay on schedule. if your bus is late, it&#39;s because the driver had to deploy the wheelchair ramp at the last stop and the...
Post #874780
&quot;I am German and a hobbyist student of German history. The Trump regime reeks practically like Hitler&#39;s. The very texture their actions and their talk have is the same.&quot; https://hachyderm.io/@glitzersachen/116321088184330413
Post #829842
my favorite. #nokings #nokings3 #nokings2026
Post #814488
Excited to be beige. Thanks for having me. Here are some things I saw while roller skating in traffic the other day: A very good puppo guarding the local record store and a whale on a wall. #doggo #streetart #new #Introduction
Post #805183
spotted while roller skating in traffic: #rollerskates #killroy
Post #771197
we may be facing an existential climate disaster, but at least society is collapsing at the same time.
Post #760048
🎶 you gotta fight, for your right, to disobey, freely travel, and negotiate new social arrangements! 🎶
Post #712373
read this somewhere: &quot;the money spent going to war for oil could have been spent eliminating the need for oil.&quot;
Post #709369
the city will provide a bus, or even light rail if you ask hard enough; get your own parking lot. roller skates are also a great option. #solarpunk #publictransit #rollerskates
Post #660091
i really dug this paragraph in @pluralistic &#39;s latest treatise on AI: &quot;There&#39;s a different advantage to confining your concerns to imaginary things: imaginary things don&#39;t exist, so they don&#39;t contest your public statements about them, nor do they make demands on you. Think of how the right concerns itself with imaginary children (unborn babies, children in Wayfair furniture; children in nonexistent pizza parlor basements, children undergoing gender conf...
Post #568947
global thermonuclear war? in this economy?!