Post #1778461
2024-01-10 02:56 UTC
Replies (31)
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@12thRITS@mstdn.social 2024-01-10 02:59
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org How'd this guy get to be so damn lovable? #chunderroad
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@chema@social.sanfranciscan.org 2024-01-10 03:00
Someone should lend him Cattle Colonialism: An Environmental History of the Conquest of California and Hawai’i. https://uncpress.org/book/9781469636061/cattle-colonialism/
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@jonathankoren@sfba.social 2024-01-10 03:02
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org yeah, this is 100% an tax cut “ranch”
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@michaelgemar@mstdn.ca 2024-01-10 03:03
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Fortunately, macadamia nuts and beer-making grains aren’t human-edible…
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@noondlyt@mastodon.social 2024-01-10 03:04
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org "A Thread"
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@KimberlyN@mstdn.ca 2024-01-10 03:05
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Gak! I don’t even know what to say anymore…other than perhaps stating the obvious: tech bros will be the death of us all. 🫣
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@felix@mastodon.nz 2024-01-10 03:05
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org wait... it reproduced?? I feel like this is the bigger story.
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@noondlyt@mastodon.social 2024-01-10 03:06
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Is he going to name it Ranch Climate Crisis?
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@EllenInEdmonton@mstdn.ca 2024-01-10 03:06
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Yikes!! Beef is already one of the most environmentally-horrible foods on the planet so I can only imagine how that damage increases when they're wasting macadamia nuts and beer on their beasts on an island that is ecologically fragile.
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@AlgoCompSynth@ravenation.club 2024-01-10 03:19
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Say "Money talks and bullshit walks" without saying it directly.
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@JFK510@mastodon.social 2024-01-10 03:19
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Google tells me macadamia meal is the waste product left behind after the nuts are shelled, so that's a little better I guess. I have no explanation for giving the cows beer though lol. Maybe an animal welfare push?
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@elight@tenforward.social 2024-01-10 03:20
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Also, as a vegan, this sounds monstrous.
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@Selena@ivoor.eu 2024-01-10 03:22
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org That guy is taking waaaay too much pleasure in seeing animals go to the slaughterhouse. Is he still doing the killing himself?
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@pucetrailblazer@famichiki.jp 2024-01-10 03:25
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org which daughter is responsible for slaughtering the cattle🤔
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@Woodswalked@mstdn.party 2024-01-10 03:26
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org I can’t tell if this is a parody or real. I feel sorry for the Onion.
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@Julie@social.coop 2024-01-10 03:28
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Should cows be drinking beer?
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@grumble209@techhub.social 2024-01-10 03:29
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org If you think a cow fed macadamia nuts is delicious, wait until you eat the billionaire that eats those cows! #EatTheRich
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@MarkBrigham@universeodon.com 2024-01-10 03:34
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Each cow eats 5,000 to 10,000 pounds of food per year so I can enjoy this delicious steak while poor people starve
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@stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social 2024-01-10 03:37
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org “my daughters, each named after Roman emperors*, …
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@OGjester@stranger.social 2024-01-10 03:40
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org killing and eating one billionaire would do more to reduce carbon emissions than any other change you could make over your whole life.
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@Taco_lad@aus.social 2024-01-10 03:42
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org machine raised cattle..
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@skry@mastodon.social 2024-01-10 03:45
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org ALT: Mark Zuckerberg ™ “Started raising cattle at Ko'olau Ranch on Kauai, and my goal is to create some of the highest quality beef in the world. The cattle are wagyu and angus, and they'll grow up eating macadamia meal and drinking beer that we grow and produce here on the ranch. We want the whole process to be local and vertically integrated…. 1/2
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@anne_twain@theblower.au 2024-01-10 03:46
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Most Australians can't afford to eat macadamias - the nut that's native to our own country. A bag of broken pieces sells for about Au$15 for 400g. Feeding macadamias to your cattle is just another way of telling us you're obscenely rich, with emphasis on "obscene".
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@melissabeartrix@aus.social 2024-01-10 03:48
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org I read that in a robot voice ... Did I nail it ... Giggles Hugz & xXx
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@jaystephens@mastodon.social 2024-01-10 03:51
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org An amazing, absurd caricature of what's already wrong with food production, with all the knobs dialled up to 11
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@andthisismrspeacock@mas.to 2024-01-10 03:53
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org So unusual that a guy who got rich and famous by starting an app specifically for weird nerdy incels to creep on girls at Harvard would turn out to be a sociopath.
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@MercG@mindly.social 2024-01-10 03:56
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org guys guys hey guys look I made a steak all it took was a river of water a forest of trees and the ancestral lands of some people I forget who
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@OldFartPhil@mastodon.social 2024-01-10 03:59
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org But I can't afford to buy macadamia nuts at the store because they're too expensive.
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@nev@bananachips.club 2024-01-10 04:01
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org Friends Don't Let Friends Share Facebook Screenshots With No Alt Text or Source!™ [Image description: A Facebook post from Mark Zuckerberg with a photo of him smiling Zuckishly across a dinner table with roasted beef parts (look, I'm not a cowologist) on it. Text: "Started raising cattle at Ko'olau Ranch on Kauai, and my goal is to create some of the highest quality beef in the world. The cattle are wagyu and angus, and they'll grow up eating macadamia meal and drinking beer that we grow and produce here on the ranch. We want the whole process to be local and vertically integrated. Each cow eats 5,000-10,000 pounds of food each year, so that's a lot of acres of macadamia trees. My daughters help plant the mac trees and take care of our different animals. We're still early in the journey and it's fun improving on it every season. Of all my projects, this is the most delicious."] Source: https://www.facebook.com/zuck/posts/pfbid02HACVFddz8apdTUsiC1NNXTTeUJjJdufkv8X7BGbLcJY7ig2B4sqfd6u2Wpwe16Hyl Archive: https://archive.ph/4mzmP [processing, check back later if not available] #Alt4You #Source4You
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@jmjm@mstdn.social 2024-01-10 04:05
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org cows for Pele.
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@jamesbritt@mastodon.social 2024-01-10 04:08
@ct_bergstrom@fediscience.org He is overwhelmingly repulsive.