@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social Wait - what? There's such a thing as "Elite Shitposter" status? UI thought that my ceiling would simply be simply "Veteran Shitposter" and I'd be happy with that. Now I have additional questions: Is there a certification body that I need to submit CPEs to?Do I need to document my current corpus of content?Will this be industry recognized by other internet denizens such as professional trolls and inveterate griefers? #Shitpost #Shitposting #CertifiedInternetSalaciousShitpostingProfessional