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#BOFH excuse #110: The rolling stones concert down the road caused a brown out

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 17, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #220: Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 16, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #171: NOTICE: alloc: /dev/null: filesystem full

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 16, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #262: Our POP server was kidnapped by a weasel.

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 18, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #57: Groundskeepers stole the root password

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 17, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #130: new management

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 18, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #377: Someone hooked the twisted pair wires into the answering machine.

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 21, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #178: short leg on process table

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 21, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #417: Computer room being moved. Our systems are down for the weekend.

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 19, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #434: Please state the nature of the technical emergency

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 22, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #163: no "any" key on keyboard

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 20, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #338: old inkjet cartridges emanate barium-based fumes

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 24, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #103: operators on strike due to broken coffee machine

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 22, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #410: Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 25, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #203: Write-only-memory subsystem too slow for this machine. Contact your local dealer.

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 23, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #16: somebody was calculating pi on the server

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 23, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #404: Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 24, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #399: We are a 100% Microsoft Shop.

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 25, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #449: greenpeace free'd the mallocs

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BOFH Excuses @bofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com · Jul 25, 2026

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#BOFH excuse #306: CPU-angle has to be adjusted because of vibrations coming from the nearby road

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