Jocelynephiliac 
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Jocelynephiliac
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3d ago
@deepmud @futurebird after hearing some of his other "teleportation" cases it sounds like he has DID.
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5d ago
@jalefkowit THIS IS LITERALLY A SIMPSONS GAG
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6d ago
@elebertus I don't see what SOA has to do with any of this.
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6d ago
This is a very interesting perspective on the tech collapse. Yes, high interest rates and the loss of tax writeoffs for R&D have contributed a lot, but the biggest abandon may just be because there's not a large need. Thats why tech pivoted so hard into trying to find applications for LLMs and machine learning, there wasn't anything else to show growth in.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47759588
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47759588
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Apr 12, 2026
@mycrowgirl @Viss I've heard that fresh air smells weird after a week in recycled air. It's a common problem for submarine crews
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Apr 08, 2026
This all really good, love this. It's all analyzing social behaviors, not code at all.
"Five git commands that tell you where a codebase hurts before you open a single file. Churn hotspots, bus factor, bug clusters, and crisis patterns."
https://piechowski.io/post/git-commands-before-reading-code/
"Five git commands that tell you where a codebase hurts before you open a single file. Churn hotspots, bus factor, bug clusters, and crisis patterns."
https://piechowski.io/post/git-commands-before-reading-code/
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Apr 08, 2026
@ocean @astraluma I didn't know Lycos even still existed
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Apr 03, 2026
"Kat, I need help. There is... this is so much poop. I can clean it up but its gonna take a while."
She walks out to the living room.
"Heh, oh. ... oh ... oh no ... what... what in the... what the fuck is wrong with this dog?!"
She walks out to the living room.
"Heh, oh. ... oh ... oh no ... what... what in the... what the fuck is wrong with this dog?!"
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Apr 02, 2026
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Apr 02, 2026
What the fuck, Jack in the Box?! Both the supreme croissant and the ultimate breakfast sandwich have been removed from the menu?!
Thats been my goto for two decades!!
Thats been my goto for two decades!!
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Jocelynephiliac
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JavaScript nerd, gaymer Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
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Apr 02, 2026
So... whats the betting odds like on Artemis II actually making it home safe?
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Jocelynephiliac
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JavaScript nerd, gaymer Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
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Apr 02, 2026
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Jocelynephiliac
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Apr 02, 2026
"Cloudflare rebuilds wordpress".
Did they also rebuild the hundreds of thousands of themes, templates and plugins that made wordpress into the juggernaut that it is? Because without that you're just a 15th standard.
Did they also rebuild the hundreds of thousands of themes, templates and plugins that made wordpress into the juggernaut that it is? Because without that you're just a 15th standard.
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JavaScript nerd, gaymer Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
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Apr 02, 2026
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Apr 01, 2026
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Mar 31, 2026
I say this as a tech person, as someone who has spent a lot of time thinking about dating apps, and as someone who has used OkCupid numerous times over the last two decades:
Don't use OkCupid.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/03/okcupid-match-pay-no-fine-for-sharing-user-photos-with-facial-recognition-firm/
Don't use OkCupid.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/03/okcupid-match-pay-no-fine-for-sharing-user-photos-with-facial-recognition-firm/
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Mar 27, 2026
@chockenberry first man to bankrupt the entire world
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Mar 26, 2026
@stevel @revoluciana the thing about growing up in it is that you have no frame of reference for knowing what happiness is. I felt pretty content until I was nearing my twenties and realized just how much the insular nature of the cult had stymied my social experiences.
And then I came out as trans in my 30s and realized just how much harm the religion had done to me
And then I came out as trans in my 30s and realized just how much harm the religion had done to me
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JavaScript nerd, gaymer Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
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Jocelynephiliac
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JavaScript nerd, gaymer Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
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Mar 26, 2026
@SeanPLynch @revoluciana I was really confused for the first half of that sentence, because C.T. Russel was somewhat famously divorced https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Taze_Russell
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Jocelynephiliac
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Mar 16, 2026
@XenoPhage @catsalad this needs to be a screensaver
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Jocelynephiliac
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Mar 13, 2026
RE: https://mastodon.online/@electrek/116216745386890053
Dammit! First the buzz, now the zero? Hey auto makers, maybe the reason people aren't buying EVs right now (besides the general state of the economy) is because everything on the market is shit!
Our minivan is starting to show its age and we'd really like to replace it with an EV, but there isn't a single model in the 2026 lineup that interests us.
Dammit! First the buzz, now the zero? Hey auto makers, maybe the reason people aren't buying EVs right now (besides the general state of the economy) is because everything on the market is shit!
Our minivan is starting to show its age and we'd really like to replace it with an EV, but there isn't a single model in the 2026 lineup that interests us.
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JavaScript nerd, gaymer Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.
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Jocelynephiliac
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Mar 12, 2026
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Mar 07, 2026
They asked an LLM for military targets and are shocked it hallucinated one at the site of a school.
There has never been a technology so readily capable of erasing intelligence and reason.
There has never been a technology so readily capable of erasing intelligence and reason.
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Feb 27, 2026
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Feb 15, 2026
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Feb 08, 2026
@hongminhee @jalefkowit JSON-LD is the sole reason I gave up on building anything for the fediverse. It is ludicrously over-engineered for the purpose, all the worst parts of XML crammed into JSON.
Want to add a field to any of the objects? Better be prepared to host a schema definition from now until the end of time. Good luck figuring out how to write that definition though.
Want to add a field to any of the objects? Better be prepared to host a schema definition from now until the end of time. Good luck figuring out how to write that definition though.
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Jocelynephiliac
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Jan 09, 2026
@MedeaVanamonde my parents are Jehovah's Witnesses @oldladyplays
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Jan 09, 2026
@MedeaVanamonde she was a victim of his cult of personality, same as most of them. The thing about cults is it takes something very close and personal to shake loose the ties the bind.
I should know, I was raised in one.
@oldladyplays
I should know, I was raised in one.
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Jocelynephiliac
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Jan 08, 2026
@joyoftech please, as if Bruce Wayne would need to go through standard channels
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Jocelynephiliac
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Jan 08, 2026
@MedeaVanamonde @oldladyplays my housecleaner is repentant, but only because she Found Out. DOGE cuts cost her half her business, forcing her to take a second job at a gas station. She was one of those idiots who believed he wasn't going to implement Project 2025.
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Dec 22, 2025
Just saw the take that waymo shouldn't be expected to have tested for an edge case like unpowered stop lights.
That edge case that human drivers are required to know from page 34 of the california drivers handbook.
That edge case that human drivers are required to know from page 34 of the california drivers handbook.
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Dec 06, 2025
This is a shot in the dark, but why not...
Way back in the mid 90s I briefly got really into MOD file music. There was a track I had that used a bunch of samples from The Crow.
A pivotal part of the song was the line "30 hours of pain, all at once, all for you."
Does anybody out there remember this and know what the song's name was?
#boost4reach
Way back in the mid 90s I briefly got really into MOD file music. There was a track I had that used a bunch of samples from The Crow.
A pivotal part of the song was the line "30 hours of pain, all at once, all for you."
Does anybody out there remember this and know what the song's name was?
#boost4reach
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Nov 28, 2025
@nocontexttrek apparently quite a lot of them got mislabeled as green beans this year
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Oct 08, 2025
@TechConnectify I *almost* bought one of these off ebay back in 2000 but talked myself out of it because we were in a tiny house that had nowhere to put a screen. I wanted it so badly, though
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Jocelynephiliac
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Jul 29, 2023
@nova NOVA!!! Are you actually returning to fedi, or just promoting?
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