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@rallias@hax.socia I feel like you might be hungry.. Maybe grab a bite to eat? ;P @mav@defcon.social @dntlookbehindu@infosec.exchange @circuitswan@infosec.exchange @darkuncle@infosec.exchange @ajn142@infosec.exchange @TheDrPinky@infosec.exchange @Ajediday@infosec.exchange @BabblingGeek@infosec.exchange @sciaticnerd@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @jerry@infosec.exchange @threadzilla@fedigroups.social @jwgoerlich@infosec.exchange @riley@expertsexchange.lgbt @dustinfinn@infosec.exchange @pivot@infosec.exchange @Aneilan@infosec.exchange @thegibson@hackers.town @firefly @lintile@hackers.town @JaysonEStreet@infosec.exchange @montar@kolektiva.social @cillic@infosec.exchange @D4rkm4tter@infosec.exchange @gillis@infosec.exchange @brianrphillips@infosec.exchange @lil_lost@infosec.exchange @zenrandom@infosec.exchange @failOpen@infosec.exchange @rand0h@infosec.exchange @rayredacted@infosec.exchange

@nerdpr0f@infosec.exchange @Sempf@infosec.exchange My favorite part is getting dinged every time a security scan is run. “You have an open SSH server!" Yeah, no shit. It's an SFTP server. And we’ve justified this to you a billion times. Stop dinging us on it!!

@nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe I used to do this by just emailing to the phone number at my provider. It was simple and worked reasonably well. No idea if they still offer that service, though.

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @kajer@infosec.exchange You already get bent over regularly at work every day, might as well make it useful.

@TheDrPinky@infosec.exchange So ... shenanigans? @circuitswan@infosec.exchange @rallias@hax.social @darkuncle@infosec.exchange @crankylinuxuser@infosec.exchange @ajn142@infosec.exchange @dntlookbehindu@infosec.exchange @Ajediday@infosec.exchange @BabblingGeek@infosec.exchange @mav@defcon.social @sciaticnerd@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @jerry@infosec.exchange @threadzilla@fedigroups.social @jwgoerlich@infosec.exchange @riley@expertsexchange.lgbt @dustinfinn@infosec.exchange @pivot@infosec.exchange @Aneilan@infosec.exchange @thegibson@hackers.town @firefly @lintile@hackers.town @JaysonEStreet@infosec.exchange @montar@kolektiva.social @cillic@infosec.exchange @D4rkm4tter@infosec.exchange @gillis@infosec.exchange @brianrphillips@infosec.exchange @lil_lost@infosec.exchange @zenrandom@infosec.exchange @failOpen@infosec.exchange @rand0h@infosec.exchange @rayredacted@infosec.exchange

@SJHoodlet@writing.exchange Nothing wrong with lowkey.. Even if it's just coffee or soda, it's a chance to chat and network! I do not have signed books.. yet. I must send shekels!

@hacks4pancakes Love that sign. Kinda want one now. :P

BSides Delaware 2026 ticket sales are OPEN!!!! Quick! Get your tickets NOW! https://events.humanitix.com/security-bsides-delaware-2026?c=mastodon #bsides #bsidesdelaware #security #fomo #bethereorbesquare

@SJHoodlet@writing.exchange Re: Meeting other authors.. They should have an "after party” of sorts where everyone can meet.. And if the event doesn't host that, maybe it's worth sending the husband around with an invite to a local bar/diner/whatever and host it yourself. :) Also.. I see all the books in print! Any chance of hardcovers? Will trade shekels for signed hardcovers…. :P

@gangrif@social.undrground.org Open! Link is on the website.

@alice Learned how to make a soda can shim from @deviantollam many years ago.. At my first BSides, I think. Myself and my kids.. Locksport is super fun. :)

@kiwa Oh wow.. The incredible machine. What a blast from the past !

@iju @cR0w What's the significance of the arrows in the rainbow?

@QuokkaMocha Free books? Yes please! Added to my queue!

@ryanc@infosec.exchange I KNOW THAT CODE!

@dalias @futuresprog I honestly don't know. I believe the ones from 2024 were. Not sure if Kobos are.. Yep, looks like it's Adobe DRM.

@futuresprog Ah.. and they're fulfilling through kobo.com which is annoying.. I grabbed this back in 2024 and they did it through some other site. Was a PITA to have to grab the files from there so I could get them on my device..

@davidtheeviloverlord Oh no, that's horrible. A VPN might help? Or perhaps a proxy purchase?

@dashrb@mstdn.social @Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange @quartz@flipboard.com Supposedly the transfer made everything ok. I'd disagree, assuming national security was the actual issue, but I don't get a say. :P

@mattblaze@federate.social @petrillic@hachyderm.io You likely either disagreed with that person, or you persisted in stating facts. Either way, it wasn't what they wanted to here and got butthurt in the process. I agree w/ Chris.. you're definitely not at fault here. I, for one, welcome your expert insights. Even if I don't always agree with everything, I know you know your stuff and I can trust what you're putting out there.

@julie@merida.hair It's got stars! It's more than a top. It's fabulous.

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social WELL.. This is now part of my library.. Added to the reading list!

@gwynnion@mastodon.social *high five* I was the only one at the eye doctor who was masking.. Yours, I would assume, is a bit higher risk, but glad to see you're still out there masking!

Looks like extreme, leftist, antifa terrorists have been smuggling woke chickens infected with Trump derangement syndrome into farms in order to manufacture a salmonella outbreak they can blame on the Trump administration. Just like they did with the woke lettuce this last month.

@rossmadness Card game? As in a physical card game? That sounds interesting..

@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange @quartz@flipboard.com Wasn't Tiktok an issue of National Security not so long ago? Because China was allegedly using it to spy on us? Wasn't there a whole thing about that, over the past 5-6 years? I swear we were gonna ban it entirely.. But, I guess if you line the orange assclowns pockets, you can get a pass on National Security… *sigh* #security #OrangeAssclown #tiktok

@gangrif@social.undrground.org Whaddya mean... it’s super easy to read…. *zooms WAY in* *squints* Yeah.. no problems here..

Happy Don’t be a Dick Day!! @circuitswan@infosec.exchange @rallias@hax.social @TheDrPinky@infosec.exchange @darkuncle@infosec.exchange @crankylinuxuser@infosec.exchange @ajn142@infosec.exchange @dntlookbehindu@infosec.exchange @Ajediday@infosec.exchange @BabblingGeek@infosec.exchange @mav@defcon.social @sciaticnerd@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @jerry@infosec.exchange @threadzilla@fedigroups.social @jwgoerlich@infosec.exchange @riley@expertsexchange.lgbt @dustinfinn@infosec.exchange @pivot@infosec.exchange @Aneilan@infosec.exchange @thegibson@hackers.town @firefly @lintile@hackers.town @JaysonEStreet@infosec.exchange @montar@kolektiva.social @cillic@infosec.exchange @D4rkm4tter@infosec.exchange @gillis@infosec.exchange @brianrphillips@infosec.exchange @lil_lost@infosec.exchange @zenrandom@infosec.exchange @failOpen@infosec.exchange @rand0h@infosec.exchange @rayredacted@infosec.exchange

@julie@merida.hair Ooh.. I love the shirt! Blouse? I honestly don't know what the difference is..

Pool plumbing is going to be the fucking death of me. I hate .. HATE HATE FUCKING HATE dealing with this shit. I cannot get these fucking connection to work reliably without dripping. And these goddamn connectors, in particular, are the bane of my existence. Tomorrow I'm going to experiment by chopping off the smaller diameter piece and see if that helps. My theory here is that because of that smaller section, the water the missed going in the hole rushes up to the larger piece where it exerts pressure against the clamped hose. That pressure, due to how the water is flowing, is directed outwards, stretching the hose and finding any goddamn pinhole available to leak out of. If I cut off that smaller piece, I'm betting that pressure is cut significantly and it no longer leaks. Either that or I'm finding someone else I can throw gold bricks at who can set this shit up in a more permanent state so that this never happens again. Or worse, worse case, I'm napalming the whole fucking thing and just fixing the hole left in the deck. #FuckPoolPlumbing

@noupside.bsky.social Real intelligence isn't even best equipped to run a society.. What makes us think that an artificial one, based on that real one, would do any better?

@munin@infosec.exchange Graham was a shit bird and I will not miss him. Let this be the first of many.

Confirming nominations is such theater… Senator: Do you support “horrible thing X” ? Nominee: Of course I do. I'll get it done on day 1. Senator: Oh, then I can't back you at all.. Nominee: I misspoke.. I'm totally against “horrible thing X” Senator: Excellent! Confirmed! And, of course, the Nominee does "horrible thing X” first thing on day 1. And congress has no power to do anything about it because the system is fucked. So this is all about plausible deniability for congress. We've seen it over and over again. And we never learn or make it so that there are consequences for promising something and ignoring that promise the moment you're confirmed. #politics #fuckpolitics

@gangrif@social.undrground.org 15 Watts!

@rallias@hax.social In the jungle, the mighty jungle… @darkuncle@infosec.exchange @crankylinuxuser@infosec.exchange @TheDrPinky@infosec.exchange @ajn142@infosec.exchange @circuitswan@infosec.exchange @dntlookbehindu@infosec.exchange @Ajediday@infosec.exchange @BabblingGeek@infosec.exchange @mav@defcon.social @sciaticnerd@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @jerry@infosec.exchange @threadzilla@fedigroups.social @jwgoerlich@infosec.exchange @riley@expertsexchange.lgbt @dustinfinn@infosec.exchange @pivot@infosec.exchange @Aneilan@infosec.exchange @thegibson@hackers.town @firefly @lintile@hackers.town @JaysonEStreet@infosec.exchange @montar@kolektiva.social @cillic@infosec.exchange @D4rkm4tter@infosec.exchange @gillis@infosec.exchange @brianrphillips@infosec.exchange @lil_lost@infosec.exchange @zenrandom@infosec.exchange @failOpen@infosec.exchange @rand0h@infosec.exchange @rayredacted@infosec.exchange

@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org You're missing out! It's so much fun!

@karlbode.com Isn't this the same shitbird that was touting how his girlfriend had the most scientifically perfect vagina or some such nonsense?

@itguyeric@mastodon.social So .. you're actively encouraging us to shoot lightning at you? ... I mean.. if that’s really what you want..

@coleens_@infosec.exchange BAMF

@mattblaze@federate.social I feel like a lot of people get angry because they want to be angry. Don't beat yourself up about it.

@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange @quartz@flipboard.com So it looks like the data is now stored in the US, and the algorithm is “overseen” by oracle.. But… The app is still written and shipped by ByteDance. So the data could still go to China anyway? Or any of a thousand other scenarios where the app can be modified to "do bad things" on a government device.. Amazing security there…