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Tobin Baker

@tobinbaker@discuss.systems
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database, concurrency nerd

I barely speak for myself, let alone my employer

that said, fuck authoritarians

182 Followers
149 Following
40 Posts
Joined February 22, 2023
Location:
Cascadia
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 7mo ago
I really love designing tabulation machines here at IBM. Such cool technology. I'm not really exposed to the sales side but hear there's a lot of demand from Europe, Germany maybe? Anyway, super-fun technology to work on.
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 2mo ago
Replying to @dan@discuss.systems
@dan@discuss.systems @regehr@mastodon.social @aburka@hachyderm.io @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @dev@discuss.systems what do you put on your well-done steak
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago
Replying to @mitchellh@hachyderm.io
@mitchellh@hachyderm.io that's an interesting analogy, feels like both vibecoding and "resilience engineering" tend to mask systemic risk by superficially and temporarily mitigating the symptoms
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 2mo ago
Replying to @lcamtuf@infosec.exchange
@lcamtuf@infosec.exchange @matten@freeradical.zone the destination was always dubious, but the journey was pretty fun
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago
Replying to @internic@mathstodon.xyz
@internic @johncarlosbaez maybe it's "for" conveying some sort of unique selective advantage? that doesn't imply that it's the result of any kind of design or foresight (see Dawkins's books lol).
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago
Replying to @internic@mathstodon.xyz
@internic @johncarlosbaez yeah I might have thought Dawkins of all people would be more careful about this usage, but philosophers often use it in exactly this sense, i.e. "for what?" means "serves what functional purpose?". I think using it colloquially like this is dangerous though, since it implies that every trait of a biological organism or a culture must have some adaptive or functional purpose, when we know that is clearly not true--some things are just random.
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago

seems too good to be true

https://www.capyhourcafe.com/

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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago
Replying to @tpfto@mathstodon.xyz
@tpfto @dpiponi choice quote: “To save my sanity, I have decided long ago not to understand money; I find this decision most salutary and refreshing and can recommend it warmly to all of you.”
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago
Replying to @tek@freeradical.zone
@tek@freeradical.zone when Cleopatra invented UTF-8 she was actually closer in time to us than she was to the invention of ASCII
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago

Wife is trying to use ChatGPT for a painting project and it turns out to be very good at hallucinating paint colors.

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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago
Replying to @carnage4life@mas.to
@carnage4life@mas.to that doesn't seem to be the kind of attention he's talking about in the clip
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago
Replying to @kestral@masto.hackers.town
@kestral @0xabad1dea I like to imagine him doing black metal vocals while composing the Grosse Fuge (the most metal piece ever)
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago

Having read this guy's blog (on systems programming in C) for years, I literally cannot believe it is the same person. The proximity of the post date to April 1 gave me a little hope, but the post does seem serious.

https://nullprogram.com/blog/2026/03/29/

2026 has been the most pivotal year in my career… and it's only March

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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 7mo ago
Replying to @hehemrin@mastodon.nu
@hehemrin@mastodon.nu @mattblaze@federate.social https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 6mo ago
Replying to @carnage4life@mas.to
@carnage4life@mas.to and what about when inference costs are no longer massively subsidized?
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 9mo ago
Replying to @Lana@beige.party
@Lana@beige.party I guess a debunking is in the eye of the beholder, but fine if you think otherwise
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 9mo ago
Replying to @Lana__dup_1453@beige.party
@Lana@beige.party it would be more of a burn if he had received it for actually doing anything
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago

And the Nazis unfortunately had to dynamite Warsaw because it was infrastructure used by resistance fighters.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/05/03/world/middleeast/israel-lebanon-hezbollah-gaza-destruction.html?unlocked_article_code=1.flA.l7Zj.9SdzM-ShJzOU&smid=url-share

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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago
Replying to @phooky@hexa.club
@phooky @futurebird @cinebox @gemlog thanks, helluva read
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 7mo ago
Replying to @matthew@fedi.acrossthecloud.net
@matthew @light no worries, it’s not surveillance just propaganda
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 10mo ago
Replying to @bedirthan@dice.camp
@bedirthan @mattblaze keeps the Nazis out, along with everyone else
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 7mo ago
Replying to @andrewrk@mastodon.social
@andrewrk@mastodon.social lockfree wait queue? We looked at that recently while rewriting our locks and just went with a spinlock guarding the wait queue (doubly linked list was just too convenient)
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago

Tired: TACO
Wired: NACHO

https://open.substack.com/pub/paulkrugman/p/the-logic-of-nacho?r=4tjsy&utm_medium=ios

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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 5mo ago
Replying to @prietschka@mastodon.social
@prietschka @Migueldeicaza "All Jews are Bolshevists" "All Palestinians are terrorists"
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 19mo ago
Replying to @MichaelTBacon@social.coop
@MichaelTBacon wait I thought quotas were bad
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 3mo ago
Replying to @irene@discuss.systems
@irene@discuss.systems and that is why demographic representation matters
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 15mo ago
Replying to @carnage4life@mas.to
@carnage4life@mas.to Russian oligarchs learned this lesson about two decades ago
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago

Best advice I got in therapy: “It’s not your fault, but you still own it.”

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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 9mo ago
Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social
@mattblaze@federate.social other articles I have read about SEAL operations suggest that killing everyone on sight is their normal MO
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 1mo ago
Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social
@mattblaze@federate.social the CDC's initial anti-masking guidance and subsequent reversal (within a couple weeks) was definitely not based on new scientific evidence coming to light
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago

Sergey Brin is a case study in why billionaires should not exist.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/27/us/politics/sergey-brin-gg-soto-trump-california-billionaire-tax.html?unlocked_article_code=1.e1A.XBQK.cK_uqxxUcSTy&smid=url-share

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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 3w ago
Replying to on f.duriansoftware.com
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com or "the 11th province"
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 3w ago
Boosted by @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
Replying to @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com "King George's Land"
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 1mo ago
Replying to @llorenzin@infosec.exchange
@llorenzin@infosec.exchange ai; dr
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 4mo ago
Replying to @carnage4life@mas.to
@carnage4life@mas.to more like the controlling party of the legislative body responsible for confirming those picks should forfeit their jobs
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 12mo ago
Replying to @lindsey@recurse.social
@lindsey@recurse.social on a more pop-CS note, did you see Joe Hellerstein’s recent blog series on CRDTs? Curious to hear more academic opinions on it.
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 6mo ago
Replying to @harold@mastodon.gamedev.place
@harold might be someone on the Software Internals discord
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 6mo ago
Replying to @carnage4life@mas.to
@carnage4life@mas.to and strangely, the people who get to declare themselves the good guys aren't always the winners. see: Lost Cause, Clean Wehrmacht
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 7mo ago
Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social
@mattblaze@federate.social but I think it's clear enough now that absolutely any executive authority contingent on "emergency" conditions can and will be abused, now that impeachment is no longer a credible deterrent.
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Tobin Baker @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
· 2mo ago
Replying to @tobinbaker@discuss.systems
@lcamtuf@infosec.exchange @matten@freeradical.zone (I was referring to "The Road to Reality" which I found more enjoyable than "The Emperor's New Mind", I never read "Shadows of the Mind")
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