Everyone into the room: JOSH CAN YOU PLEASE PLAY DRUMS ON THESE 5 SONGS?
Yeah sure, why not. Let's get weird.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities.
Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK"
Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Everyone into the room: JOSH CAN YOU PLEASE PLAY DRUMS ON THESE 5 SONGS?
Yeah sure, why not. Let's get weird.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Are the Phillies the worst defensive baseball team of all time? Inquiring minds want to know.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
I just randomly passed a nearly 1/2" kidney stone. No idea I even had a kidney stone.
Do I have some kind of iron urethra?
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
And all twelve Marlins fans rejoice
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
I am heavily considering paying for Nebula, just for access to more Jacob Geller content.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
More like Kyle "Send Him Bachus to the Minors," amirite?
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
If you're wondering how my week at scout camp is going, I threw my back out and they just told us there's no more running water.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Is...Is "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die," my new favorite movie?
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
I am, "I think I bruised a rib in my sleep," years old.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Just retire Aaron. Spare us.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Someone find and kill whoever is making that obnoxious droning sound, please.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Yo, anyone know how I get my hands on one of those matching snares?
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
If I were a cynical man, I might find my way to observing our august Speaker of the House Mike Johnson skeptically when he consistently never seems to know anything about anything critical of his boss's administration's actions when questioned on them.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
This is my official petition for MLB to require every ASG host team to have a player in the HR Derby. That was electric last night. It felt like it mattered, even though it was just millionaires hitting baseballs as hard as they could for shits and giggles.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
TTRPG game night tonight. Motivation is...not high. Not quite DM burnout levels, but not good. Not sure why.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Hey, Donny, I'm right fucking here.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-USCT-Strategy-1.pdf
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
I've been familiar with the history of Braunsteins for several years, having read "Playing at the World" and "Of Dice and Men" over a decade ago, but after hearing Bob World Builder talk about it, I have a new goal in life: Play in one.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
I feel like there's a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of "invents a space in the Wawa parking lot" and "has a prominent neck tattoo."
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
At a dinner gala and I'm *prettttttty* sure the guest speaker just started applauding for himself.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Holy shit Paradise S2:E4. I am wrecked. 😢
My wife nearly died of preeclampsia. This episode *destroyed* me.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
@cwgrody@mastodon.sdf.org our mail demands the right the bear arms!
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
*movie trailer guy voice, over footage of a seemingly depopulated cruise ship that nevertheless shows evidence of recent habitation and use*
"You deal with the flu every year; you survived a global COVID pandemic; but you are NOT prepared for what comes next.
"Coming this spring, 2026. From the people who systematically dismantled our national health and safety infrastructure, comes a viral infection that will make you wish you could live in a different, better timeline:
"HANTAVIRUS!"
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
I'd like to formally thank Some More News for reminding me of that this photo exists.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
I 100% responded to the IT audit information zoom call for the free whiskey tasting kit, tyvm
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
I know people aren't watching it, but Daredevil: Born Again S2 is head and shoulders better than S1.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
All right, gang. It's 3:30pm and I'm calling it. Nap time. Everybody tuck in.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Anyone else out there spend their childhood suffering through an unhealthy and unreasonable fixation on the sun dying and expanding and consuming the Earth in 5 billion years?
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Took my kid to see Monty Python's Holy Grail tonight. He'd never seen it before. He went in knowing nothing.
He left sporting an outraaaaaaaageous French accent and saying "Ni!"
Mission accomplished.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
If you ever fall victim to Imposter Syndrome, just remember that JD Vance, a relatively recently converted Catholic, told the fucking POPE that the head of the Catholic church needs to brush up on his theology.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Dear fellow Phillies fans,
I love you all. Go Phils. Ring the Bell. LFG.
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
45'ish nerd. Dad, husband, #drummer, #TTRPG GM, family business owner. I toot about Philadelphia sports, games, my kid, progressive politics, and my own oddball sensibilities. Header IMG: a #TTRPG style dungeon that roughly spells out "STUMBLEWYK" Profile Pic: A closeup, from the nose up, of a brown haired white male wearing glasses. #GoBirds #RingTheBell #Antifascist
Project Hail Mary tonight. By myself, because no one else in my family has *taste*.