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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @dugglebutt@beige.party

@dugglebutt@beige.party will the Ravens win the Super Bowl? Nevermore.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Jul 27, 2026

RE: https://the.voiceover.bar/@kayeluvian/116992317594433607 der geht auch auf Deutsch:

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Kay Elúvian @kayeluvian@the.voiceover.bar

I'm not even remotely sorry.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Jul 15, 2026

Aber dennoch hat sich Bolle janz köstlich amüsiert.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Jul 02, 2026

Krankschreibung ab dem 1.Tag? Wer hat sich denn diesen Unsinn ausgedacht? Ich schleppe mich also mit meiner Migräne ins Wartezimmer und lass mich dann 3 Tage krankschreiben statt wie bisher 1 Tag im abgedunkelten Schlafzimmer zu bleiben. Und die Mehrlast bei den Arztpraxen wurde sicher auch berücksichtigt... Wir haben wirklich die intelligenteste Regierung aller Zeiten. #depol

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 29, 2026

Replying to @structuredsucc@mastodon.social

@structuredsucc@mastodon.social lightyear is a measure of distance, not time. a quantum leap is a miniscule change not something big.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 13, 2026

20:15 ARD Brennpunkt: “Spüren sie sich noch Herr Merz?”

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 11, 2026

Hab meine Abneigung gegen Schnittblumen mit “und dann muss ich toten Blumen beim sterben zusehen” begründet und wurde mit einem Lachkrampf und Unverständnis bestraft.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 08, 2026

Kundenverarschung Teil xy
@ifun@mastodon.social

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 06, 2026

Man hat also 1,6 Milliarden an Ölmultis überwiesen aber das Deutschlandticket kostet weiterhin 63€

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 06, 2026

Replying to @zefix@metalhead.club

@zefix@metalhead.club grad bemerkt: ich hab auch keine .de Domains mehr

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 06, 2026

ist das jetzt ein gutes oder schlechtes Zeichen, dass ich den .de Ausfall nicht mitbekommen habe? 🤔

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @ralph@fedi.mayer.rocks

@ralph @leyrer ohne Alkohol, steirisch ausgesprochen halt.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @leyrer@23.social

@leyrer und ned vergessen, der einzige Ort in dem alle 5 Vokale in alphabetischer Reihenfolge vorkommen ist Leoben.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Menschen lesen Tageszeitungen die immer noch Horoskope drucken. Und ihr wundert euch, dass die Blaunen in Umfragen soweit vorne liegen?

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 03, 2026

Replying to @TwraSun@mastodon.social

@TwraSun@mastodon.social was haben diese Putin-Versteher eigentlich für ein Problem mit Böhmermann? 50 Suchergebnisse?

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 03, 2026

Replying to @noodle@aus.social

@noodle link works for me, but just in case: Sigmund Freud, the founder of psychoanalysis, said, “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.” A quote that has circulated on the internet for at least a decade has been attributed to a number of people—most notably to the founder of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud. The quote says: "Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." The quote has been attributed to Freud in a book about actress Marilyn Monroe, on an artist network's website, and on Twitter, but sometimes with variations that replace the word "assholes" with "jerks": It seemed unlikely, just based on the language, that these were the words of an Austrian man who lived during the 19th and early-20th century. Our readers asked us about the origins of this quote, and we found that it was not in fact Freud who said it, but possibly just a person on the internet. We reached out to the Sigmund Freud Museum in Vienna, and a spokesperson confirmed that, "There is no written evidence nor any other reliable source confirming that this would be a Freud quote. Also the wording speaks against Sigmund Freud." The spokesperson added that this question had come up before, and that the quote had circulated on social media for a few years. We also reached out to the Sigmund Freud Archives and the Library of Congress' archives containing Freud's writings. We will update this post if more information becomes available. So where did the quote actually come from? According to Quote Investigator, a website that looks into such questionable quotes, the earliest version of this quote was claimed by a now-deleted Twitter user @debihope. In a tweet from 2010, @debihope wrote, "Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes." She responded in 2014, claiming the words were hers: "Popped right out of my own head and based on a past boyfriend." The quote, however, spread across the internet through other tweets, and over the course of a decade was not only attributed to Freud, but also to science fiction writer William Gibson. Gibson had retweeted the quote, and graphics subsequently spread claiming he was the source. Gibson later debunked this himself: Given that we know this is not a Freud quote, and a now-deleted Twitter account said it was the source, we rate this claim as "Misattributed."

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · May 03, 2026

Replying to @qurlyjoe@mstdn.social

@qurlyjoe https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/freud-quote-depression-assholes/

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Apr 18, 2026

Replying to @amiserabilist@beige.party

@amiserabilist @Alice @Kierkegaanks @SRDas @glasspusher (i miss Sean Lock)

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Apr 14, 2026

Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

@TheBreadmonkey i tend to be cynical but refuse to believe this. Also, I recently read “Humankind” by Rutger Bregman and that helped a lot.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Apr 14, 2026

Replying to @gregpak@mastodon.social

@gregpak sure. but you know about Bluesky‘s funding, right?

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Apr 12, 2026

Vance besucht Papst => 🪦
Vance besucht Orban => 🪦

ich hätte Ideen für Reiseziele…

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Apr 12, 2026

Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

@TheBreadmonkey sometimes they use a different arm so it feels like someone else is…

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Mar 28, 2026

Replying to @flexghost@mastodon.social

@flexghost uncanny

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Mar 27, 2026

Replying to @nohillside@smnn.ch

@nohillside die hat noch mehr schöne Sachen auf ihrer Website. Schwieriger Fall.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Mar 27, 2026

Replying to @nohillside@smnn.ch

@nohillside

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Mar 27, 2026

Replying to @TwraSun@mastodon.social

@TwraSun@mastodon.social zu sechst können sie ne Banane aufmachen, dafür brauchts mindestens einen IQ von 27

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Mar 06, 2026

»The reason RAM prices went up 4x is that a massive amount of not-yet-manufactured memory was bought with money that doesn't really exist to be put into GPUs that haven't been made yet, to be installed in data centers that haven't been built, powered by infrastructure that may never exist, to satisfy demand that isn't actually there, in order to generate profits that are mathematically impossible.« (received by mail)

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Mar 06, 2026

Replying to @pinkberet@transfem.social

@pinkberet @AlexanderVI related: https://beige.party/@slowbiex/112536084702596379

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Feb 22, 2026

Replying to @Daojoan__dup_15824@mastodon.social

@Daojoan@mastodon.social

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Feb 02, 2026

If you don’t watch short videos you don’t have to wonder if they are AI slop.

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Jul 10, 2025

Replying to @ErikUden@mastodon.de

@ErikUden@mastodon.de

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Slowbiex (Andreas S.) @slowbiex@beige.party · Feb 14, 2024

Replying to @Natasha_Jay__dup_31065@tech.lgbt

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt i use this memory hook that the bugs thing sounds like ants.

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