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Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile.
🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats.
🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard.
📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
@wanderingleaf@retro.pizza Lmaoooo this is amazing
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
Hi Retro.Pizza peeps!
I'm starting a 2nd Masto account so I can reserve this one for cozy hobby-related things.
If you'd like to follow me over there too, here I am:
@mrs_malice@mastodon.world
So if you get a follow/request from another Mrs. Malice, just know that it's your good pal Alice :blobcat_doggo:
Cheers!
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
@outputdoubtr@seattlematrix.org don’t worry about it, it’s just some guy whose name reads like a synonym for epstein island
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
did you guys know kid rock performed at the 2004 superbowl halftime show?
lol
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
after watching the bad bunny halftime show, i showed sam a few other halftime shows from the past: michael jackson, paul mccartney, and that weird n sync / aerosmith combo one where mary j. blige & britney spears randomly showed up, and my god was young britney just… otherworldly 🥺💔
anyways the MJ one went great until the giant kid wave during “we are the world”… iykyk 🫣
and the macca one was notable for how it was geared toward prioritizing the live audience over TV viewers, a real showman’s choice, i respect it
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
*38 year old white lady voice* well i think the bad bunny show was neat!
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
days like these remind me how socially isolated i truly am compared to other people
a strange bittersweet kind of feeling
like missing a limb you never had
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
earlier today sam & i were talking about books and he made a joke about stephen king writing furiously on coke except he accidentally said hawking and before i realized the error, the visualization in my mind was very funny
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
I keep remembering I deleted my LinkedIn and smiling
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
🛁🍷🌿💨📻🎶😌💖💞
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
i’m so mad lol
please donate to our server, folks! our mods put up with a lot of crap
👾🍕
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
any afab who would call their fellow afab a bitch
can kiss our shared allyship goodbye
because you’ve shown what you really think of women
now that you no longer have to be considered one.
be gone, and don’t you dare look back.
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
I’m not sure how to say this but my cat has suddenly taken to licking tape. She’s become a tape licker. This girl just wants to go buck wild offa adhesive chemicals. She’s tryin’a become a party girl in here. Someone come get my cat she has a problem!!
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
(also if you don’t get the reference he’s making)
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
RE: @wizardponderingorb@retro.pizza
lmaooooo 😂🤞
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
it’s like raaaiii-aiiin on your wedding day
it’s a reply-yyyy from firefox jake
it’s good advice mozilla just wouldn’t take
oh who would’ve thought
ten figures…
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
jake from state farm :)
jake from firefox :(
#firefox #NoAI #technology #internet #JustSayNoToMisleadingPolls
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
folks i’ve gotten in actual trouble as a social media manager (2014-2019) for saying much less combative things than this ff jake guy. like “whoa meme too spicy” kind of things bc you know how businesses are sometimes but anyways i digress…
like of all the things i thought might happen today as i scrolled & joked around with my friends here on retro dot freaking pizza, the last thing i expected was to get flak from a freaking firefox developer (!) because i didn’t like his stupid poll (!!) and he needed to defend that to me, a random (!!!)
CAN YOU IMAGINE
i’m trying to imagine myself using my personal social media to argue with everyone who didn’t like my employer’s products back then like “well here’s why you’re wrong actually” and i literally cannot, like wHAT
Firefox get your damn house in order!!
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
god i love muting people who deserve to be blocked
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
That’s so funny, like I was honestly waiting to see how the Firefox AI stuff would shake out because inertia’s such a b*tch but now I have all the motivation I need thanks to Firefox Jake :3
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.
Eleanor Rigby
typing a prompt on her iPhone that no one can see
in ChatGPT
Look at it working,
flashing 3 dots before sending its saccharine reply—
boyfriend AI
All the lonely people,
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people,
Where do they all belong?
Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds. This is my old profile. 🦄 Alice. Cis she/her. Late 30s. Two cats. 🔮 Partner of Sam, an orb-pondering wizard. 📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts may be deleted.