Scott Keck-Warren

Me: Okay, #Claude, I want you to plan to do A and B, but don't do them yet
Claude: I won't actually do the work
Me: Sounds good
....
Claude: I completed those tasks for you
Me: 🙄

The newest episode of the #communityCornerPodcast is out for your viewing/listening pleasure. We talk to Nia Luckey about her keynote at #phptek/#jstek this year and the book she's writing on the "Trust Protocol."

https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-podcast-the-trust-protocol-with-nia-luckey/

#phpc #podcast #security

A new episode of #communityCornerPodcast is out! We talk to Lilah Jones about the Activated Leader, how it can help navigate change, and her keynote at #phptek 2026. https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-the-activated-leader-with-lilah-jones/ #phpc #phptek #podcast

My newest video is out on the @phparch@phparch.social #youtube channel. I go over how you can use #database #views to reduce bugs and make your code more maintainable. I also discuss #materialized views, which aren't supported by all #RDMS but are really cool and can be "faked" using other methods.

#phpc #php #postgresql #mysql #softwareengineering #databasedesign

https://youtu.be/oSVbqJ9M8QU

First, @github is down, and now LaunchPad.net ? I'm guessing I should just give up trying to get my code into production today.

I'm just going to put this out into the world. #avatar spoilers:

In the next films, we get 10 clones of Quaritch, all from the backup at the end of the first film, but they're all slightly different personalities.

New #phpc blog post alert. My thoughts about the #php86 clamp() function are linked below. Spoiler alert: I'm a fan

#php #softwareengineering #tecktok #coding

https://phpdeveloperstv.substack.com/p/php-86s-clamp-will-clean-up-your

My new video on the #phpc DateTimeImmutable function is out on the #phparch YouTube channel. Come, let me know where I got it wrong!

https://www.phparch.com/2025/12/why-your-php-dates-keep-breaking-and-how-to-fix-it/

Is anyone else's "Downloads" directory a temporary directory that you never clean out?

New #blog today. I'm VERY excited to announce that I'm speaking at #phptek again in 2026 and there are some really amazing speakers lined up (several of whom I've interviewed on the #communityCornerPodcast). Check out what I'm speaking about below.

#phpc #softwareengineering #devops #ai

https://scott.keck-warren.com/blog/2025/im-speaking-at-phptek-2026/

The newest episode of the #communityCornerPodcast is available for your listening pleasure. We talk with @ericmann@tekton.network about #k8s and his project to make it easier for us non-#devOps #softwareengineers using https://displace.tech/

https://www.phparch.com/podcast/community-corner-kubernetes-with-eric-mann/

This kids got there wish today.

#snowday #goldendoodle #puppy #puremichigan

My newest educational video on the #ContentSecurityPolicy is out on the @phparch@phpc.social #youtube channel. It's a powerful tool that can really increase the #security of your #SaaS applications.

#phpc #phparch

https://www.phparch.com/2025/11/the-secret-header-that-makes-your-php-app-10x-more-secure/

Some part of the Spotify ad network thinks I speak Spanish, so I randomly get Spanish ads. I just got one for Zootopia 2, but the clips from the movie were still in English. Is this common?

#PHP 8.5 adds backtraces to errors so we can more easily track down problems. This is one of the features I think is going to be a game-changer for tracking down errors.

Learn about more of the new features at https://youtu.be/Wmsy2O_WysA

#phpc #php
#softwareenginnering

The longest 57 minutes of the week...

#ai #claudecode #claude #vibecoding #phpc

My newest video on #rectorphp 2.x is out on the @phparch@phpc.social YouTube channel. Come see how you can use it to automate upgrades, replace deprecated #php features, and automate #refactorings across branches.

#phpc #softwareengineering #coding

https://www.phparch.com/2025/10/stop-manual-refactoring-automate-your-php-upgrades-with-rector/