I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
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I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
What's worse than an inconsistent API?
How about one that doesn't behave as documented?
What's worse than that?
Getting AI slop response from support that ignores the question and refers to the incorrect documentation.
Edit: I suspect the API and the docs have been written by "AI".
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I've uploaded a new #Perl module to #CPAN https://metacpan.org/release/RRWO/Dist-Zilla-Plugin-AutomationPolicy-v0.1.1
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I received one of my favourite* kind of bug report emails today. The entire message was:
"The website doesn't work"
Why it's obvious. I'll fix that error right away.
- Not really but it's Thursday and I want to seem cheerful.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
So Google decides to rebrand and change the app icons again... and I will be confused for a few days because marketing is more important than usability.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
The tech industry habit of asking"Do you consent? Yes or Maybe Later" started in the 1990s with web browsers complaining that they weren't the default app.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
"Musk's AI told me people were coming to kill me. I grabbed a hammer and prepared for war"
Adam is one of 14 people the BBC has spoken to who have experienced delusions after using AI. They are men and women from their 20s to 50s from six different countries, using a wide range of AI models.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c242pzr1zp2o
In case you know of someone caught up in LLM mania https://www.thehumanlineproject.org/
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
There's nothing like starting service with a new company only to receive an email threatening to cancel service within 48 hours because if a payment problem.
Bonus: the billing link is at a different website than the company, so it makes one wonder if it's a very good phishing attempt because your name, email and invoice number might be have been leaked.
Extra Bonus: clicking on the link shows an error message that the payment is being processed.
Double-Plus-Ungood Bonus: calling customer service gets a recorded message that they are very busy so please email instead and then it hangs up.
I should add that none of this was by choice. My ISP decided to "exit the market" and transferred service to another provider.
Nothing like losing 10-20 minutes of your time to a corporation's fuck up.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I came across a bug report that I filed 20+ years ago for some software... and I don't remember what that software even did. I don't use it anymore.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
It's 2026 and the solution to many software issues is still "make backups, erase all of the data and reinstall".
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
#TIL that
both My Neighbor Totoro and Grave of the Fireflies were released on the same bill in 1988. The dual billing was considered "one of the most moving and remarkable double bills ever offered to a cinema audience".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Neighbor_Totoro#Releaae
I'm not sure that I could have watched both films in the same sitting.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
A variation of the "make money by not doing what we promised the customer and hope they give up on calling customer service after several tries" business steategy is the "pretend we never received the payment" strategy.
I've wasted two hours fighting with one company about this.
"We bill for the previous month. You owe for January."
"Yes, I paid you in February."
"No, that was the previous month."
"No, December was paid. The bill for January says so. And several weeks ago one of your colleagues told me that everything was all paid."
"But we can't find the payment"
"My bank says you received it. Here is the confirmation..."
"But...."
It goes in circles.
This is for a fairly small amount. Out of principle I won't re-pay it. But they are more than willing to spend infinite amounts of employee time to retrieve it. So it's a battle of wills.
I got fed up, and asked for an email address instead of sitting on the telephone.
And this seems to be with actual human beings. I'm loathing to think what will happen if the company replaces employees with LLMs. But maybe it will be easier to convince an LLM that they should compensate you for the trouble.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
It seems that the residential proxies have shifted to using Dominican IP addresses for the past few days.
I guess when they've destroyed the online reputation of one country, they need another to trash.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
MetaCPAN @metacpan@fosstodon.org now displays security advisories when you are viewing a module with advisories.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
Rewriting the comments in the website security.txt file:
Thank you for reading this. If you have found a bug while using our system, then we would love to hear from you.
If you want to test our system for security issues, please contact us first.
If you ran some scripts you downloaded from a security forum, and are hoping to get some money, then kindly bugger off.
Bug reports that show you haven't bothered to read this will be ignored.
Bug reports written using AI slop machines will be ignored.
Bug reports from a random Gmail address that doesn't even contain the author's name will be ignored.
Bug reports that don't actually identify who the author is will be ignored.
Bug reports based on the belief that hacking attempts "crashed" our servers instead of being firewalled away by security filters will be ignored.
Bug reports that claim to be from an "ethical hacker" will be laughed at, then forgotten.
People who get pissy because we didn't reply or pay them and threaten to publicise "bugs" will be stalked on social media, have their photographs printed out and posted in the toilet, and we might forward your emails to your mother.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
Just received a spam message with the subject "Your research is invisible to AI".
That's exactly how I like it so though I suspect if they found my name and email then they are probably scrapping my content anyway.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
CVE-2025-40925: Starch versions 0.14 and earlier generate session ids insecurely
https://lists.security.metacpan.org/cve-announce/msg/32910601/
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
The @cpansec@fosstodon.org CPAN Author's Guide to Random Data for Security has been updated.
https://security.metacpan.org/docs/guides/random-data-for-security.html
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
Vulnerabilities in the #Perl JSON::XS, Cpanel::JSON::XS and JSON::SIMD modules via @cpansec@fosstodon.org
If you have applications that handle JSON from untrusted sources (e.g. a web API), then you need to upgrade.
I was born on the Moon but kidnapped by astronauts and raised in the suburbs of Grumman. Eventually, I drifted along the Gulf Stream to Northern Europe. #Perl #InfoSec
Are you still using the 2-argument open?
(A short post on @cpansec@fosstodon.org by me.)