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@manchuck@phpc.social · 16h ago
@jascha Now with work mandating the use of AI, it's worse for me. I will type out a prompt, and while I'm waiting for it to finish, I'll go on a non-work-related sidequest that has fifty steps. Next thing I know, its two hours later and the agent finished it works an hour and a half ago
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@manchuck@phpc.social · 6d ago
"Pants will fall over"

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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 15, 2026
@zimzat At least with other professions, there are governing bodies that help prevent abuse from managers.

Maybe it was just my upbringing. I was always taught that if you put your name on something, make sure the work you do is the best you can. It reflects on you. Even when I was working shit pay jobs, I took that to heart
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 13, 2026
@TechConnectify you should do a follow up extras video where you talk about notification sounds in #StarTrek

https://youtu.be/nXdVG45wveo?si=vSvSeOa4-k4KnZ9I
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 07, 2026
WTF Jira, how the hell is anyone supposed to read this?
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 07, 2026
@grmpyprogrammer Thats a better way to put it
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 07, 2026
@grmpyprogrammer Still not an excuse. We are the ones doing the work, not the boss.

Imagine you need surgery. The Dr says the surgery will take about 4 hours. 4 hours you pay for. You're about to be put under anesthesia when you happen to notice the Dr is spending a long time washing his hands and donning PPE. You yell at the Dr telling them to get a move on and stop wasting time. Is the Dr going to listen to you? No, because it's on them. They own the work, not the hospital.
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 07, 2026
@grmpyprogrammer Sure, that's part of it. Quality will bring in more money in the long term.

Just taking an extra step can reduce bugs and improve efficiency. That lowers costs.

Listending to feedback from your customers instead of fighting them also helps
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 07, 2026
I've been programming for <redacted> years (FML, I'm old), to this day, I still don't get why our peers don't take pride in our craft.
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 02, 2026
@eff Is there a repository that allows me to search if my PII was leaked?
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 02, 2026
"It’s a new world. It’s the same Constitution."

The best thing I ever heard Justice Roberts say

#SCOTUS

https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-trump-birthright-citizenship-immigrants-4dca3a4e06f58d4378412ed711fab3a8
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 02, 2026
@bobmagicii It's "fancy" because it's an upgrade from Apollo. However its the same toilet that is on the ISS. It should be an esay fix
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 01, 2026
Nobody tell the GOP that there is only one bathroom on the #Artemis2 capsule. They are going to want to ban Christina from using it during the mission
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Apr 01, 2026
Ahh it feels so good to have a successful #artimis2 launch!!!
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 29, 2026
Little Dude is acting like a drug addict. He’s hiding his binkies everywhere so he can get a hit while he’s weaning off
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 24, 2026
I wonder what we can do to #MAGA with $1 billon?

Improved health care, funded schools, reduced student debt, fed hungry Americans, cared for our vets....

https://apnews.com/article/trump-offshore-wind-energy-climate-totalenergies-interior-092eeeacc5d09730d4e20a95d7df7de1
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 24, 2026
@bobmagicii it’s still draining resources by being a distraction
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 23, 2026
Yes to #ICE in the airports. That means fewer on the streets committing murder
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 23, 2026
@accudio They really are putting the Java in Javascript
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 20, 2026
Little Dude pooped in the toilet today!! I've never been so excited for a poop in my life
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 19, 2026
@denniskoch @hennell @heiglandreas @dirtside @Philsturgeon

I love those videos of people asking Copilot on Windows how to change their desktop background. Copilot will list out the steps to the user instead of actually just changing the background.

It's sad really
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 18, 2026
OH "We are going to use AI to check the links in our documentation site when we open a PR."

Me: "You want to use AI to crawl a webpage? Why not use the 1000+ comp-sci 101 projects? It will be cheaper and more deterministic"

You don't need #AI for everything
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 18, 2026
Is there a tracking site for US Airport line lengths? I figured with all the TAS/ATC walkouts, it would be good to know ahead of time how much time I can expect to be on a line
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 17, 2026
This #Facebook page has been down for months. I have no idea what I did to upset Facebook. I need an account to help with our WhatsApp integration. That will generate revenue for Meta.

I guess this is more proof that Meta doesn't care about revenue. They just want to harvest your data and sell it

https://www.facebook.com/policies/community-standards/account-integrity/?ref=learn_more_disabled_checkpoint
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 17, 2026
The “If we tax billionaires, they will leave” argument is like saying “If we make murder illegal, then all the murderers will leave”. It’s flawed in a number of ways. But I’ll highlight one. We want them to leave. They don’t contribute to our community. Instead, they are a succubus. They rent apartments and don’t live in them. They prevent us from building the infrastructure we want. So GTFO if you don’t like it.
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 12, 2026
Everyone is suing #Valve because the large studios are lobbying AGs. These studios hate that Valve has a large market share and are trying to use lawfare to diminish Valve's market position. This has been my #Tinfoil hat announcement for today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zDVo6if2AI
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 12, 2026
Ten years ago:

"Let's train truck drivers to be developers"

Today:

"Lets train developers to be plumbers"

#AI
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 10, 2026
OMFG I just noticed when Mario and Luigi are runnning to there first job in Brooklyn, that the construction yard is laid out like world 1-1

#mario #MAR10 #MarioDay
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Mar 10, 2026
Little dude is now a Pastafarian. All hail the Flying spaghetti
Monster for he was boiled for our sins
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Feb 24, 2026
@rbreich@masto.ai I'll be hate-watching. After all, if I'm paying for HBO, I might as well watch Game of Thrones.
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@manchuck@phpc.social · Feb 23, 2026
@m1ke@phpc.social Long Island NY. And it’s getting worse. I just took this one about two hours later. My wife also called out. The wind is insane that driving would be dangerous. Notice in the one photo that the footprints from earlier have been covered over
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