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M1ke

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Christian, Father, Mancunian. Engineering leader, Speaker, Skydiver. PHP, AWS, JS; CI, Testing, Serverless, Security. CTO & Founder

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@m1ke@phpc.social · Mar 24, 2026
@kevlin this one has always seemed ridiculous to me - especially when the drivers often don't even show within the 2h window
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@m1ke@phpc.social · Mar 24, 2026
It feels like a "generics" problem?
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@m1ke@phpc.social · Mar 24, 2026
For PHP static analysers, what's the best way to handle a method that takes a list of object-like-arrays, adds a known new key to each, and returns the list?

eg
https://psalm.dev/r/68a894d26d
https://phpstan.org/r/5edc07eb-466d-4456-b675-bfba9ee8ee54
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Psalm - a static analysis tool for PHP

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@m1ke@phpc.social · Mar 23, 2026
New hobby: finding company chat supports hooked up to LLMs and getting them to give me recipes for lemon tart 🍋
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@m1ke@phpc.social · Feb 23, 2026
@manchuck@phpc.social woah. What state is this?
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@m1ke@phpc.social · Feb 20, 2026
I didn't know OWASP had a specific top 10 list for APIs - but thanks to @rob at #phpuk26 I do now!
social.akrabat.com

Rob Allen (@rob@akrabat.com) - akrabat

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@m1ke@phpc.social · Feb 20, 2026
Next up at #phpuk26 we have @OndrejMirtes taking the brave option of live coding during his talk on writing custom rules for @phpstan

Really interesting to think of using static analysis rules to enforce domain conventions rather than just raw language logic
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@m1ke@phpc.social · Dec 25, 2025
@DaveLiddament love it, as clever as it is pointless!
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