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@kurt@social.thiskurt.me
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Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works.

Video on vinyl, it exists.

Three Acres and a Robot!

Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory.

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:astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Joined January 17, 2020
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Jul 23, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Replying to @Binder@petrous.vislae.town
I’m going to express an act w/ lewd connotations Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town Either way, I'm pretty sure the bank is fucking me.
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Jun 30, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Boosted by Furbland's Very Value = 71 Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
There are movies being made for streaming platforms filled with famous actors, Oscar winners and blockbuster stars side by side, that not a single person has ever watched.
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 19, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

Hot diggity can't wait until Part 3 of Dark Gallifrey: The Meddling Monks. Which one is it gonna be?

#BigFinish

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 19, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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I kind of still find towns noticeably close, or even in, mountains kind of strange to see. Just like instinctually. Not everyone lives on a flat plain?

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 19, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

"Do you think there are twelve people driving that car?"

"No, just one."

"I don't think anyone is driving that car."

"How do you figure that?"

"You know how you don't think there are twelve drivers? I jUsT tHiNk ThErE's OnE lEsS dRiVeR."

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 18, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

Are you:

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 16, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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I'll say it: I didn't like dugga doo!

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 16, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

Horse Girl is an... interesting movie. Usually interesting is what people say if they can't say good, which is true, but it's not bad, not bad at all, just... interesting.

https://letterboxd.com/thiskurt/film/horse-girl-2020/

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 16, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

Myfitnesspal got rid of the option to start the week on a Monday, like God intended. Starting the week on a Sunday, what nonsense.

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 11, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me
Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange
@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange This, but add: 6.) Browse YouTube shorts which have recently gone from OnlyFans sales pipeline to ear wax removal videos. (Or maybe they're playing the long game)
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · May 02, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Best movie commentary tracks you've listened to?
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Apr 03, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me
Replying to @skysailor@social.scribblers.club
@skysailor @Anke But here's what *really* happened.
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Apr 03, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Replying to @Anke@social.scribblers.club
@Anke Hidden ones, yeah.
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 31, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Replying to @Alexis@beepboop.one
@Alexis@beepboop.one This makes more sense than "Toss a Hat at a Donkey."
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 31, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

What sport or game even involves a hat in a ring?

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 28, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

My line of death based children's toys, Goodbye Doggy, has once again been rejected by Mattel.

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 28, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

No #TARDISclub, probably, today for me.

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 27, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

Donkey Kong '94 is such a great game.

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 27, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

Landminderplus

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 27, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Replying to @Alexis@beepboop.one
@Alexis@beepboop.one @rand__althor@kind.social Just give me a standalone Scouring of the Shire movie. They can go full Marvel What If.../Galadriel's Mirror for that one. The Scouring is something almost impossible to tack on the end of the Jackson series as yet another conflict, but also sort of the whole point of the story, so why not.
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 26, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

Stephen Colbert is writing a LotR film about Tom Bombadil and farmer Maggot?

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 24, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Take the kid's phones away and give them a retro handheld loaded with roms.

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 24, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

All foods are either soups, salads, or sandwiches. Blended, suspended, or filled.

Cereal? Soup. Lasagna? Sandwich. Sushi? Sandwich. A tomato? Salad. Ketchup? Soup. Crisps? Salad.

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Mar 24, 2026
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me

What is a bonbon?

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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Nov 27, 2023
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

social.thiskurt.me
Replying to @sc_griffith@mathstodon.xyz
@sc_griffith@mathstodon.xyz @Alexis@beepboop.one Clearly Skynet send the Basilisk back in time to fake that tweet and discredit the resistance.
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Aug 03, 2023
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Replying to @flargh@mastodon.social
@flargh *scribbles down "do math on drugs to save humanity"*
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kurt
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏 @kurt@social.thiskurt.me · Feb 15, 2023
european handle :astrokurt: 🎏
@kurt@social.thiskurt.me

Notorious axe murderer. I don't understand how your brain works. Video on vinyl, it exists. Three Acres and a Robot! Furries would never be allowed in a communist state, we all know it, and for that reason I will never tolerate it as a political theory. 🎏🦁🇧🇪🇪🇺🇺🇳 :astrokurt: :beepboopone: :tootplanet:

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Replying to @lolennui@mstdn.social
@lolennui@mstdn.social @Alexis@beepboop.one Fun fact: both of those cats cat mom is named Martha which prevented them from clawing each other's face off.
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