Amy

Find me here: https://bsky.app/profile/lolennui.bsky.social

JD Vance looks like he’s hiding something from Mariska Hargitay

I’m also here now ✨https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/lolennui.bsky.social

Boeing apologizes for miscalculating how many of you they could kill cutting corners before everyone got all mad

me opening tiktok

Elon musk made a pact with the devil that he can have a billion dollars but he can never land a single joke as long as he lives

and is this "moderate republican nikki haley" in the room with us right now

Punxsutawney Phil has declared martial law

Need a classroom inspirational poster that says, “I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate”

We need to go back to when the Ivy League only accepted exceptional scholars based on pure merit

Every day Hunter Biden is accused of something Sterling Archer would have a three second flashback about

Happy 2024!

This is it, I can feel it, the year that’s magically amazing without me changing my behavior or doing any work

modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

I think Reacher is doing that Gaslight thing to us but instead of dimming lights the guy gets slightly larger every episode

(guy who burns through a 99% THC pen every 36 hours) I don’t remember that, must be the Mandela effect

hey nice rare item in a video game, would be a shame if I were to madly hoard and never use any under any circumstances

hbomberguy investigates my claim to have bought fresh vegetables to cook this week when in fact I’m now *known* to have eaten multiple burritos, fried chicken, and night cheese

X is now charging $19.99/month for the Cloth Mother

headlines when a presidential candidate threatens mass concentration camps:

we need to stop pretending white supremacist groups operate in the deepest bowels of the internet when they’re literally just on youtube one click away from a game play through

I wish elon had bought LinkedIn

This is how they arrive on Earth.

really appreciate how everyone refused to acknowledge the concept of resolutions this year