John Mark ☑️

@futurebird@sauropods.win we also got a KitchenAid as a wedding gift - 29 years ago. Still works great! I don't know how they make money if their appliances never break. Maybe it's all the wedding registries???

@johntimaeus@infosec.exchange @futurebird@sauropods.win this is me trying to see how we can be friends

@eichin@mastodon.mit.edu @octothorpe@mastodon.online @mattblaze@federate.social Boston here - 2 of our 4 phones are out and 2 are fine

@wdormann@infosec.exchange I've had good luck with 2 things: 1. coffee grounds, spread daily on the area you want to protect and 2. cayenne pepper powder spread around at least once a month, maybe weekly during peak season. Since we make coffee every day, #1 is pretty easy. For #2, I bought a 5lb canister of cheap stuff online. I should also build a fence, but I'm just too lazy.

@skinnylatte ha! I mean... Oregon made billboards on I5

@protonprivacy@mastodon.social I really wish you would rethink your social media strategy. You have accounts on all the oligarch platforms but none that are explicitly anti-monopoly such as mastodon, signal, matrix, or even bsky.

@normative@mastodon.social he doesn't care. He's 100% all in on making the fox news of social media

@m@lgbtqia.space me in 2004: use RSS X: what's RSS? me in 2024: use RSS X: what's RSS? le sigh...

@sjvn@mastodon.social *snortlol*

@f00fc7c8@kind.social is diaspora worth mentioning in this history or is it just a footnote?

@selzero@syzito.xyz Yes. Next question...

@healyn@mastodon.social can I pay you $8 for that?

@molly0xfff I feel like not enough folks have watched 'Billions'

@mattblaze@federate.social and the networks riding on it eg Google Fi. But it's weird because it's not all phones. 2 of our phones are out and 2 are completely fine.

@rbreich@masto.ai because those are inconvenient truths

@kevin@mastodon.km6g.us @mattblaze@federate.social <3

@kevin@mastodon.km6g.us no such luck - did you have to reboot your phone?

@KraftTea@mastodon.social @cwebber@social.coop Well Han said you're no friend of the empire, so we should totally trust you ;)