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Andrew Golding

@huronbikes@cyberplace.social
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Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

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Joined November 16, 2024

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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 07, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
@cR0w@infosec.exchange "don't worry, AI will solve this!" I say as I finish the bottle of Ripple and smash it on my own head.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 06, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @Officeplant@mastodon.social @apps@toot.fedilab.app I hope you are photoshopping a trophy into your catte twerking gif
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 06, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @Officeplant@mastodon.social @apps@toot.fedilab.app catte ass trophy?
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 06, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @Officeplant@mastodon.social @apps@toot.fedilab.app what a catteclysm
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 05, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @scottwilson@infosec.exchange
@scottwilson@infosec.exchange that's a pretty big leap to assume they have thought that far ahead.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @da_667@infosec.exchange not shown: the furry box?
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
@cR0w@infosec.exchange I can has catte again?
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
[MUSICAL STING] CROW! #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
That can't be that good of a smithy if his fire is just a BBQ #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
[OO-EE-OO-EE-OO] #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
HAMMER FIGHT! #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
That hardly seems like a proper way to fit a wheel #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
[MYSTICAL NOISE] #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
Is this going to be the "putting the gang back together" part of the movie? #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
The score kind of doesn't exactly fit with the movie, but that's okay. #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
I unironically love this score so far #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
oh man, church is going to have to have a dance competition #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 03, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Really starting strong with this music! #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 02, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange "but the problem here isn't adding connectivity - it's adding it badly." - said as if there was ever going to be a "good" way.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Aug 01, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
@cR0w@infosec.exchange (I remember you replying with some cattes but I was a jamoke and did not save them at the time and I can't find them)
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 30, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Who wants to build a bicycle wheel?
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 30, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @da_667@infosec.exchange
@da_667@infosec.exchange https://cyberplace.social/@huronbikes/117005089798327839
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 30, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @campuscodi@mastodon.social
@campuscodi@mastodon.social my "yes I have a key that allows access to everyone's database don't worry about it" t-shirt is causing a lot of questions already answered by the t-shirt.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 29, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to on mastodon.social
@Viss@mastodon.social @cR0w@infosec.exchange look, I did a tab of acid and I talked to my dog and he was really insightful about this stuff. He said we need a blockchain.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 29, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange you're holding it wrong.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 29, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
@cR0w@infosec.exchange wait... did they really put the dummy on the edge of the table and remove all the counterweight so crashing a drone into the dummy looks like it does something?
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 29, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 29, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
I know it should no longer surprise me at this point but I feel like I'm the only one in my organization that reads code and then thinks about the implications of the implementation.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 29, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @davidgerard@circumstances.run
@davidgerard@circumstances.run can you do a Afrikaner accent?
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 29, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @davidgerard@circumstances.run
@davidgerard@circumstances.run on the other hand, what if you took their money and just had a grand old time for 10 weeks in San Francisco. Bit worried about the provided housing part though, I'm guessing that it's probably not great.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 29, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social "hyperconverged infrastructure" sounds like a term someone made up on the fly to cover for the real architecture, "we kind of just made a pile of everything, don't worry about it."
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 28, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @bagder@mastodon.social
@bagder@mastodon.social "the AI slop days are mostly gone" is incredibly funny to me, a person who has been forced into reviewing AI slop for more than two months.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @nyanbinary@infosec.exchange
@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange @da_667@infosec.exchange just like any diode is light-emitting with enough current.
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
and with that, it's over. This has been a watch thread for 1957's "The Beginning of the End", aka "Are You Sure We Can't Nuke Chicago, For Funsies?" #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
welp, guess we have to drown the props now. #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
So how come machine guns work now but not the first 15 times they tried them? #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
"I want to make a monster movie. I don't have money but I have a whole bunch of these grasshoppers." #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
SURPRISE GRASSHOPPER'D! #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
"I'd like to start, sir." "I never stopped. Wait, we're talking about drinking, right?" #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
Michigan is an avenue, not a boulevard. Fucking movies. #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
what sort of rube-goldberg-ass plan is this? #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
"aww, but me and the boys were really looking forward to nuking Chicago!" #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
It's a 30' long grasshopper, how is one guy going to "get that thing out of there"? #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Boosted by Furbland's Very Family-Friendly Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
I'M DOING MY PART! #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
man, they had to get up real early to get b-roll of Chicago with no one on the street. #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
he'd have to leave a lot earlier than 5:45 to beat morning rush. #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
This guy just wanted to dick around with analog synths, and now they're going to nuke Chicago. #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
"It's a good thing we happened to have this atomic grasshopper cage in the basement" #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
Chicago is rough town. You might be walking around at night and you get jumped by a grasshopper. #monsterdon
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Andrew Golding @huronbikes@cyberplace.social · Jul 27, 2026
Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

Software engineer with 20 years of experience. Motorcyclist. Old computer enthusiest. Stubborn old fogie.

cyberplace.social
Replying to @huronbikes@cyberplace.social
It's too bad they didn't do the Smokey and the Bandit thing with Big Enos peeling bills off a stack and Bandit just keeps saying "faster... faster than that..." for the fast boat #monsterdon
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