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@hu_logic@mastodon.social

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Teufel Hunden, DV Lotto winner, Good Cookie recipient, Connoisseur of pickled herring

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Joined December 12, 2022

TLDR;:

Beekeeper, Jarhead, Independent

Motto:

Beer, Bees, Battlestar Galactica

Flying Spaghetti Monster:

Be Praised

Chef Boyardee:

Is His Prophet

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Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 27, 2022

Replying to @vometia@mastodon.lol

@vometia@mastodon.lol @reneestephen@mastodon.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social "Elon said fancy word, Elon smart"

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 26, 2022

Replying to @Lee_in_Iowa@newsie.social

@Lee_in_Iowa@newsie.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social @dhepworth@home.social You ask and you shall receive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZslebJEZbE

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @jhaluska@mastodon.social

@jhaluska@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social "It's a To-Do app with a like button! I swear, it's not that hard!"

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @BenAveling@infosec.exchange

@BenAveling@infosec.exchange @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social @reneestephen@mastodon.social My money is on fried HA

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @nparikh@federate.social

@nparikh@federate.social @MGoCoder@mstdn.social @reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Somebody tried to explain "systems integration" to Elon. That person has been fired.

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @nparikh@federate.social

@nparikh@federate.social @reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Some people have a gift of taking a failing startup and turning it into a multi-billion-dollar enterprise. Elon has a gift of taking a $44B enterprise and turning it into a failing startup...

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @nparikh@federate.social

@nparikh@federate.social @reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social NGL, I lost some braincells and faith in humanity reading his Tweet - "Twitter stack is so shit that I've unplugged half of its nodes and it still works! See? Total rewrite!"

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @reneestephen@mastodon.social

@reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Somewhere, some CTO talking to his VP of infrastructure: "Sure, we have DR plans and architecture. But do we have Musk-proof DR plans and architecture? Make it happen!"

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @reneestephen@mastodon.social

@reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Imagine you're part of 10X Hardcore 2.0 skeleton crew and have been troubleshooting Sev1 production issue for a week. As a result, you haven't had any time to write any "code" so Elon fired you... Then, it turns out that Sev1 was caused by Elon randomly unplugging shit in the DC...

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Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @reneestephen@mastodon.social

@reneestephen@mastodon.social @nobodyzhome@toad.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Twitter had to optimize and prioritize network routing between its DCs in order to scale properly. That's the kind of problems such implementation would have to solve at the grunt level. To get it done right takes time, money and quality engineers. Elon thinks he can do it with twenty sleep-deprived "10X Hardcore 2.0 SWEs" in 6 months on a shoestring budget... while shutting down several DCs in January.

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @dhepworth@home.social

@dhepworth@home.social @rodhilton@mastodon.social Yes, yes I am 😂

Lt.Cpl Хуёвый Пчеловод @hu_logic@mastodon.social · Dec 25, 2022

Replying to @rodhilton@mastodon.social

@rodhilton@mastodon.social You obviously know nothing about software. Elon will show the world his true genius as soon as he single-handedly rewrites entire Twitter stack... in PHP...

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