mastodon
4.6.6
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website
Hi Pissco!
I've got a new phone and need to log into Mastodon on it, but I can't remember my passwords or email for this horrowfide account, are you able to reset them with your godforsaken admin powers..?
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
horrowfide is currently watching Legend, starring Thomas Hardy as the Kray Twins.
#Movies
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
Maths is for nerds. Bad nerds.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
we are finding cows now.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
Farted so hard my dick flew off and landed in a kangaroo's pouch 10,000 miles away.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
New entry into horrowfide's top ten favourite animal list, the ili pika. They're found in Northern China and are sadly critically endangered. 🙁
I hadn't even heard of them until yesterday.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
farted so hard my dick flew off and killed a buffalo 4,000 miles away.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
book seller, book collector, lemur enjoyer, enigma. he/him.
multitasking by simultaneously jerking off with a toothbrush up my ass and thinking of and praying for victims of mass shootings.