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Unrepairer of *He* Reputations
Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
if we're going to destroy the world economy, global stability and the post-WWII consensus for Israel thank fuck we got SodaStream and Waze out of the bargain
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
instead of doing yardwork i decided to fix a bullet vibrator #Priorities
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
screaming YOLO as i slam my dick against the ooni pizza oven
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
how many more sequels in the Toy Story franchise until it just becomes a horror movie
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
if you don't use old Cool Whip containers to eat salad out of are you even a fucking environmentalist bro
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
she's crawls into your bed and sits on your face
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Argie Pope and Chicago Pope have made all those years of Catholic school worth it
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
married 25 years and still can’t get a beej #retvrn #bluewave #hasanabiishezbollah #showyoufeetsweatie
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
really enjoyed listening to TESD back in the day but had to cut bait once Ming got more involved
you’ll never convince me that he’s not a low-key psychopath
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
I am the yinzer Matrim Cauthon
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
im going Walt Flanagan mode this week - wearing swim trunks everywhere instead of shorts and underwear
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
putting Joker makeup on my junk because my wife said im a bit predictable in the sack
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
#HappyMemorialDay especially to those lonely MILFs who’s no G-spot finding husbands are deployed to protect us from Iran
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
im in the Balearics imma put my dick in so much sangria
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
the pilot on this flight looks like Bricktop im scared
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Bleppin’ Ain’t Easy
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
at work whenever I have to sign something for training or cards for colleagues I always put Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Ahmadinejad is proof that Shitposting is Power
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
dirty soda is when a Mormon sticks his junk in your Pepsi
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
ok so are the incontinence ads on Twitch targeting the age on my user account or did they get a giant Samuel L Jackson-voiced ad buy?
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
The truck with the guns, fucko
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album
Unrepairer of *He* Reputations Sketches from *Him* Loser's Album