Fiddler w/a Cusser

putting Joker makeup on my junk because my wife said im a bit predictable in the sack

#HappyMemorialDay especially to those lonely MILFs who’s no G-spot finding husbands are deployed to protect us from Iran

Ahmadinejad is proof that Shitposting is Power

he's back bitches

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/jun/04/bizarre-return-of-mr-blobby

she's crawls into your bed and sits on your face

the pilot on this flight looks like Bricktop im scared

at work whenever I have to sign something for training or cards for colleagues I always put Skwisgaar Skwigelf

instead of doing yardwork i decided to fix a bullet vibrator #Priorities

if you don't use old Cool Whip containers to eat salad out of are you even a fucking environmentalist bro

Argie Pope and Chicago Pope have made all those years of Catholic school worth it

married 25 years and still can’t get a beej #retvrn #bluewave #hasanabiishezbollah #showyoufeetsweatie

im in the Balearics imma put my dick in so much sangria

dirty soda is when a Mormon sticks his junk in your Pepsi

The truck with the guns, fucko

really enjoyed listening to TESD back in the day but had to cut bait once Ming got more involved

you’ll never convince me that he’s not a low-key psychopath

I am the yinzer Matrim Cauthon

im going Walt Flanagan mode this week - wearing swim trunks everywhere instead of shorts and underwear

Bleppin’ Ain’t Easy

ok so are the incontinence ads on Twitch targeting the age on my user account or did they get a giant Samuel L Jackson-voiced ad buy?

if we're going to destroy the world economy, global stability and the post-WWII consensus for Israel thank fuck we got SodaStream and Waze out of the bargain

screaming YOLO as i slam my dick against the ooni pizza oven

how many more sequels in the Toy Story franchise until it just becomes a horror movie