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Hanneke

@h5e@tech.lgbt
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Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face.

Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan.

No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese.

Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart:

Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender:
Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian:

🪢🐰:goodgirl:

Read pinned toots before following.

#NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

363 Followers
274 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 19, 2022
pronouns:
she/her
adjectives:
terrific, radiant, humble
location:
± Utrecht, The Netherlands
website:
https://hanneke.rocks
alt:
@darkneke@lgbtqia.space
visually:
@lefestindesyeux@pixelfed.art
gay:
very

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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Aug 01, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (positive)

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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Aug 01, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Good morning cuties!

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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Aug 01, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Ons heeft koffie

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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 27, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @cmconseils@mastodon.social
@cmconseils@mastodon.social …never thought about this, but it's so true… fuck
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 25, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Hey material scientists of fedi help a gal out here There are many silicone kitchen toys that are safe to use with oil. Notably those little brushes meant to spread oil onto food. So why is it then that when it comes to silicone bedroom toys they say to use only water based lubricants and to stay away from oils?
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 24, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Yesterday My colleague won a price for dancing the macarena I won a price for gabberen I’m either doing this trans girl thing very wrong or very right
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 21, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Vandaag is een goede dag
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 15, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @tero@masto.ai
@tero@masto.ai @mahryekuh@hachyderm.io "if it's not broken, fix it until it is"
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 13, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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As a programmer myself I really don’t understand the complete infatuation my fellow programmers have with non deterministic and unprovable processes
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 08, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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g’morning chat! how are we gendering today?
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 06, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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WEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 05, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Why the fuck is @signalapp@mastodon.world over 600 million bytes (this question can be asked of almost any software these days)
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jul 03, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @mahryekuh@hachyderm.io
@mahryekuh@hachyderm.io we had a few explosions tonight too 😩 of the kind that’s never (officially) for sale…
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jun 29, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @h5e@tech.lgbt
maybe more serious than you intended Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@Stephanie@thetransagenda.gay this is probably biases based on social circles being trans doesn't discriminate and happens all over the social fabric. You've been to the meetings of our support group, which to some extend largely consists of rather privileged people (due to time and travel investment), and even that group shows a very broad range.
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jun 29, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @Stephanie@thetransagenda.gay
@Stephanie@thetransagenda.gay photography is maybe a bit lower on the tier list but also definitely on the list I think But also
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jun 08, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @crinkles@front-end.social
@crinkles@front-end.social @nileane@nileane.fr iirc long pressing cmd+space opens the siri text input without using spotlight
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jun 08, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt @sashag@anarres.family AI shit usually keeps a steady camera (or like a slow zoom), and looks very shiny which this doesn’t. I haven’t pixel peeped but I think getting a video this realistic with ai is way too much fucking work for a funny social media video? I hate this timeline where we are questioning these things now.
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · Jun 08, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt @sashag@anarres.family look at those proud, precious faces omg 💀
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 22, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw
@JoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw pretty 🤩
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 20, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt
@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt @shonalika@deadinsi.de fwiw I like it here :blobhaj_hug_tinybla:
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 20, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @shonalika@deadinsi.de
@shonalika@deadinsi.de I saw, I was commenting on after the edit. But we got some old fedi drama haunting us
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 20, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt
@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt @shonalika@deadinsi.de oh huh, but some other accounts show up fine? Anyway, weren’t you just saying a few days ago how there is less fedi drama these days 🥴 Anyway I guess I won’t be following then, sorry Shonalika. And thanks Jo for looking into it. 🫶🏻
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 20, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @h5e@tech.lgbt
@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt ok wtf it also isn’t linked in my toot above? What in the fedi is going on here?
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 20, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @shonalika@deadinsi.de
@shonalika@deadinsi.de Hey @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt any idea why I cannot find their account? It does exist… some weird fedi shenanigans? It is seems to be linked weirdly in the toot (as a https link, it doesn’t tag in the reply either) but even searching for @deathdrive@shadows.rest doesn’t work.
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 18, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @smveerman@zug.network
@smveerman@zug.network I’m sorry the bunny wasn’t enough
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 15, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @mioontje@girlcock.club
@mioontje@girlcock.club edging, just staying right on the not side of coming
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 15, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @mioontje@girlcock.club
@mioontje@girlcock.club well that’s a different definition of edge play than I’m used to! 😅
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 13, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu
@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu @nikthechampiongr@ohai.social for the first few minutes it wasn’t, so it was a valid criticism then. Anyway kudos on fixing it
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 11, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @dan@discuss.systems
@dan@discuss.systems @atsuzaki@types.pl lol what, I mean this is not by any means new or original to say but what a fucking clown
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 10, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @weirdestate@eigenmagic.net
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net @warkolm@aus.social …but you find the door locked behind you 😰
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 10, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @weirdestate@eigenmagic.net
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net jfc
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 10, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @smveerman@zug.network
@smveerman@zug.network thanks it’s not like I was looking forward to sleeping tonight
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt
@nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt oooh that looks like fun
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @oblomov@sociale.network
@oblomov@sociale.network @vger@gts.necronomi.co @patioboater@mastodon.social @Rainmaker1973@zpravobot.news oooh yeah I get what you mean! Maybe!
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @oblomov@sociale.network
@oblomov@sociale.network @vger@gts.necronomi.co @patioboater@mastodon.social @Rainmaker1973@zpravobot.news …what? Lol
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @vger@gts.necronomi.co
@vger@gts.necronomi.co @patioboater@mastodon.social @Rainmaker1973@zpravobot.news me three. And crossing my fingers that it actually works and isn’t some silly bait.
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social
@fesshole@mastodon.social maybe you were both engaged in some pissing action
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social
@fesshole@mastodon.social oof
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 09, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Given the current news cycle I’m (pleasantly) surprised it’s over 50% almost everywhere. And I expected CA to be higher and not be on par with FL…
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 08, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @MLE_online@social.afront.org
@MLE_online@social.afront.org your art is amazing 🤩
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 08, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social
@fesshole@mastodon.social sorry I think you dropped this 👑
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 07, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @MLE_online@social.afront.org
@MLE_online@social.afront.org ooooh that’s lovely
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 06, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @MLE_online@social.afront.org
@MLE_online If only every app *had* a cmd/ctrl+shift+v! Then I could maybe train myself to use that, or create some OS level remap that switches the two. But no.
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 06, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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Replying to @Orb2069@mastodon.online
@Orb2069 @fesshole That would definitely be the better way If only they weren't as thinly sown.
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 06, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social
@fesshole I might need to put up a large sign saying LESBIAN in all caps for this to have the desired effect but it does sound like a nice trick.
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 04, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

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De at5 livestream zoomt in op de telefoon van iemand met beter zicht 🥲

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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 04, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt

Oooh a chore that I wanted to do was already done yesterday!!

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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 04, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt

Yawwwn, good morning queerios 🥱

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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 03, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt
Replying to @iamada@tech.lgbt
@iamada @miona while not screened, my endo strongly suggested I take vitamin d supplements.
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Hanneke @h5e@tech.lgbt · May 03, 2026
Hanneke
@h5e@tech.lgbt

Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan. No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese. Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart: Friend of BLÅHAJ :blobhaj_flag_transgender: Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck :blobhaj_flag_lesbian: 🪢🐰:goodgirl: Read pinned toots before following. #NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)

tech.lgbt

Oh hey, consciousness has returned yet again

Weird how that keeps happening. Not complaining though.

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