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Goerp

@goerp@mastodon.social
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Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res.
64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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22 Posts
Joined July 08, 2023
my site:
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Aug 05, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
@cR0w@infosec.exchange If it were up to our cats we would all still be using CRT's 😄
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Jun 03, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @prahou@merveilles.town
@prahou@merveilles.town ❤️
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
@NanoRaptor @lusrangifer It's making me question human capabilities. But getting facts about it is like wading through a swamp in the mist.
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 29, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @elebertus@eigenmagic.net
@elebertus @da_667 😄 I love this picture! This is the new "dogs playing poker". And the sweater is the thing that elevates it for me.
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026
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@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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RE: https://icy.wyvern.rip/notes/alk9hgta91gxeaja

That's what I thought when the alarm clock blared. Then I got up and after half an hour realised it's a national holiday in our country.
I have the day off!

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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026
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Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @petergleick@fediscience.org
@petergleick So who is voting green? Politicians are not the problem.
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 24, 2026
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@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @scottmichaud@mastodon.gamedev.place
@scottmichaud@mastodon.gamedev.place @paulasimoes@ciberlandia.pt Based on the things I've read about the downsides of age verification I agree. But I don't feel this is bringing us closer to it going away. It just forces us to accept the methods forced upon us by big tech. But it's a difficult problem
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 17, 2026
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@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @paulasimoes@ciberlandia.pt
@paulasimoes@ciberlandia.pt I'd rather have a EU government system than any privatised company taking my info and passing it to the US government. Maybe the hackers can help? Because age verification is already here and will probably not go away
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 13, 2026
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@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Het was tijd om mijn "paas-klaas" van het bord op het werk te vegen.
Dat heb ik dan wel weer iets voor in de plaats getekend.

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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 10, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @peter@thepit.social
@peter I recognize the feeling. I do think that we make progress by building on the work of others and we can't/don't need to have their knowledge. But your post made me think some more and I (finally?) realise how this is different. How the AI produces the initial code that somehow you are supposed to maintain. And everyone that has been tasked to maintain code of someone else knows how hard that can be. The previous person being ignorant or genius can be equally frustrating.
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 10, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @blinry@chaos.social
@blinry@chaos.social Thanks for these tips! The first one alone is so handy. Maybe I can use these tips to get colleagues (and myself) to use Firefox more.
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 08, 2026
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@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Ik zocht op mijn eigen website op het woord "easter" en vond deze oude cartoon die het één, twee weken geleden wel goed zou hebben gedaan :)
Link naar de originele post: https://blog.goerp.nl/?p=536

Edit: I reposted the cartoon. The original turned out to be semi-transparent which looks awful in dark mode 😄

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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @nova@lunar.place
@nova So cute! Makes me miss having such a curious creature in my house 🥹
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Mar 15, 2026
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@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @year_progress@techhub.social
@year_progress@techhub.social I hope this isn't like the Windows XP download progress bars 😬
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Feb 28, 2026
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Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @nakumorita@mastodonapp.uk
@nakumorita@mastodonapp.uk It was a great party!
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Feb 10, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @yth@mstdn.social
@yth@mstdn.social Nowadays I draw my own :)
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Feb 10, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

mastodon.social
Replying to @yth@mstdn.social
@yth@mstdn.social Oh, I didn't know you did the original! I have used that a few times 😄
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Feb 06, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @pixelambacht@typo.social
@pixelambacht Are you a mediocre coder? I wouldn't have thought. But Linus is in a category of his own 😅
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Feb 05, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

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Replying to @thedarktangent@defcon.social
@thedarktangent Ah, isn't there a big danger people with same or similar names get falsely marked?
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Jan 25, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

mastodon.social
Replying to @prahou@merveilles.town
@prahou@merveilles.town ah, I didn't look good enough. I probably mistook artefacts of digitalisation for pixelart. Awesome style nonetheless.
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Jan 25, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

mastodon.social
Replying to @prahou@merveilles.town
@prahou@merveilles.town Is this pixelart? It has such a lovely hand-drawn feel!
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Goerp @goerp@mastodon.social · Jan 11, 2026
Goerp
@goerp@mastodon.social

Trying to be funny or smart but keeping it low-res. 64.000 pixels is enough for anyone.

mastodon.social
Replying to @volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip
@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip I hope he got a fish in the end.
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