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Guillaume Ross

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Joined November 02, 2022
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 30, 2026
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Why isn't there a well-known file for payment info hashes so my clients can get a signed proof the bank account I ask them to pay me at is legit?
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 30, 2026
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Times don't change THAT much
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 28, 2026
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With everyone running 32 bots connected to MCPs and logged in with their own identities, Slack channel membership is fast turning into a mess as complicated as Active Directory
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 23, 2026
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Replying to @thomasareed@infosec.exchange
@thomasareed@infosec.exchange But on the old one could you set two at once (with the same vocal command) ?
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 23, 2026
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Replying to @thomasareed@infosec.exchange
@thomasareed@infosec.exchange At least the new one seems good at setting multiple timers in one command, useful for cooking (Set a timer for 10 minutes and a timer for 5 minutes)
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 23, 2026
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Replying to @thomasareed@infosec.exchange
@thomasareed@infosec.exchange I can’t even do the reminders because bilingual life. Or the text message because it won’t guess the right language for that thread.
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 23, 2026
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Replying to @thomasareed@infosec.exchange
@thomasareed@infosec.exchange Yeah well it’s now slower at some of these basic things so I’m not super hyped on this. But I’d love to be able to set my dimmer and a color at the same time etc :/ At least spotlight and Mail search seems improved as a colateral benefit
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 23, 2026
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SiriAI is not great but people are expecting so little from it I keep hearing people say it’s great. Once you try to use it for real it’s clear it’s not “great”. For example, I have a meeting today from noon to 1pm for which a Zoom link is not in the calendar invite. SiriAI can find it in my email no problem. Tried to get it to add a new calendar invite with that link 5 different ways, it keeps trying to create an all-day meeting. Maybe a 6th time would work, it’s pretty random.
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 20, 2026
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This whole story about "LG dropping McAfee on Windows computers" - yeah I don't love it from LG, but the REAL story is "Microsoft allows peripherals to download and run whatever they want" which is a MUCH bigger deal.
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 20, 2026
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Food packaging should show a ratio of energy used to make the food vs the food’s energy content. For example bottled water would be infinite
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 17, 2026
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I’m out of coffee this morning
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 12, 2026
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Replying to @davep@infosec.exchange
@davep@infosec.exchange Damn dude please try not to die 😬
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 10, 2026
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Replying to @sawaba@infosec.exchange
@sawaba@infosec.exchange Of course it breaks the most critical thing ever while you're in a plane. That's just how it works.
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 10, 2026
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Replying to @sawaba@infosec.exchange
@sawaba@infosec.exchange Oh yeah of course I run this too. It is not super aggressive, but it works. I think it is like a "de-fangled PiHole" in the sense that it works great, blocks less, but also it doesn't break anything. I've you've ever run PiHole on a home network with other family members you know how it can get 😂
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 10, 2026
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@kaylee@mas.to Trying out Wipr 2 after I got a bit sick of a previous ad blocker taking up a lot of RAM in every Safari tab. One day in and it is delightful!
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 07, 2026
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Replying to @davep@infosec.exchange
@davep@infosec.exchange tbh I think it's pretty much impossible to block this 100%, I'd say you definitely need to block all telemetry, avoid logging in to OneDrive, any microsoft account directly in Windows, don't use Edge, etc...
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jul 02, 2026
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Ahhh when a local store you use against all logic, to support them, even if it means overspending and waiting longer + having to drive to pick stuff up decides to ask you for a deposit for a $100 order and it means having to CALL THEM ON THE PHONE. Very easy way to convince me to order all of that online in the future. Should've looked at my order history...
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 29, 2026
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What does it take for Claude to stop hallucinating that web search is off??
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 29, 2026
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Replying to @Tijn@dosgame.club
@Tijn@dosgame.club 100%. I used to play games I didn't pay for, now I pay for games I don't have time to play!
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 26, 2026
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The REM is a fucking piece of shit. Couldn’t use it 3 times in perfect weather without getting caught in badly reported issues. That’ll teach me to ever try to use mass transit designed to maximize profit.
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 03, 2026
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Always wink to the TSA guy when the full body scanner draws a square around your crotch

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 03, 2026
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Anybody here knows FDs well? I need advice.

(As in RX7s)

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 03, 2026
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RE: @g@irrelephant.co

Ciaoooo see you at Sector!

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Guillaume Ross: "On my way home after a very good IANS Forum. I wa…" - Mastodon

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 03, 2026
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On my way home after a very good IANS Forum. I wasn’t sure I’d survive 3 talks in one afternoon but the afternoon kept me alive, and so did people who showed up to my last talk instead of one on MythOS 😆

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 02, 2026
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@gruber@mastodon.social you got a quick typo in the blueball-dickers post "their actually" - I think you meant actual and autocorrect screwed you!

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John Gruber (@gruber@mastodon.social) - Mastodon

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 02, 2026
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I won't stop but thx

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 02, 2026
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If I told you “you have to wear slacks”, what do you understand it to mean?

Pick the closest, and argue in comments.

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 01, 2026
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Ok I see your point but who hasn't forgotten they did a sour candy eating contest and showed up to the doctor 3 days later with chemical burns and argued with the doctor "no, I did not burn myself?

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Jun 01, 2026
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My Uber gave me unsolicited religious propaganda which includes AI generated images.

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 15, 2026
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Replying to @zak@infosec.exchange
@zak@infosec.exchange @dangoodin@infosec.exchange Bought a Fiio "walkman" as a gift and the build quality seemed pretty good (thing was humongous compared to good walkmans (walkmen?) from back then though), I'd be willing to try out their mp3 players for sure.
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 13, 2026
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Replying to @obsidian@mas.to
@obsidian@mas.to @kepano@mastodon.social love the transparency!!
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 09, 2026
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Replying to @zed@mstdn.party
@zed@mstdn.party @jerome@jasette.facil.services soit je suis malchanceux, ou je suis la malchance des autres passagers 😂
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 09, 2026
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Replying to @jerome@jasette.facil.services
@jerome@jasette.facil.services It’s the third time I come back from Europe this year and all 3 times it’s been weird, both in Toronto and Montreal
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 09, 2026
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Since when do Canadian customs intercept passengers getting off the plane at the gate for passport checks and questioning?

Second time it happens to me in 2026, love being stuck in the very spacious corridor for 20m.

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 07, 2026
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That’s certainly a marketing decision one could have made

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 07, 2026
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Replying to @czorn@mastodon.social
@czorn C’est quand meme drôle essayer de “protéger” l’app d’un téléphone “non sécuritaire” alors que évidemment le site web est probablement accessible avec un PC qui a 12 malware et infostealer dessus de toute façon…
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 07, 2026
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Replying to @zed@mstdn.party
@zed@mstdn.party each click creates a signature based on the server’s challenge and the private key never leaves the physical key’s enclave so no (if yes that would be a MASSIVE failure in implementation, so far physical access seems like the most likely way of doing this), but there are some minor privacy considerations, like it can identify the brand and model of key you’re using etc
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 07, 2026
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https://yubiclicker.com/ 😍

YubiClicker
YubiClicker

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YubiClicker is Cookie Clicker, except every click is a FIDO2 assertion from a physical key tap. Climb a public leaderboard by out-tapping your opponents. YubiKey, Titan, Feitian, Solo, and Nitrokey al

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 05, 2026
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Nice pawdidas

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 05, 2026
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Watching sports on TV is insanity now that everything is gambling.

Nicorette ads “to help with smoking addiction” followed by YOU CAN BET ON EVERY PITCH AND GET PAID BY THE NEXT PITCH AT BETZONEMAZEPOWER

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 04, 2026
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Why is Slack so shit on slow and slightly unreliable networks?

Oh I guess it’s because people only ever use it from wired fiber connections on desktop computers

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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · May 04, 2026
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Replying to @daringfireball@mastodon.social
@daringfireball@mastodon.social Eternal One Year Away™️
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Apr 29, 2026
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Replying to @jay_peper@chaos.social
@jay_peper or they did
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Apr 20, 2026
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Replying to @jack_daniel@mastodon.social
@jack_daniel@mastodon.social @gattaca@infosec.exchange @Diami03@infosec.exchange Do NOT page him at the White House PBX, he might materialize over there
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Apr 18, 2026
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Replying to @obrhoff@mastodon.social
@obrhoff@mastodon.social @schlauschlau@social.cologne I have one of those waterproof magnet things so it was inside of a front fender. Won’t let it run out again 😂
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Apr 18, 2026
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Replying to @obrhoff@mastodon.social
@obrhoff@mastodon.social @schlauschlau@social.cologne Saw this post as I was wondering where the hell I put one in my car
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Apr 15, 2026
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Replying to @hrbrmstr@mastodon.social
@hrbrmstr @neurovagrant I have seen correlation between the shittier onboarding the shittier the job so that’s promising!
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Apr 12, 2026
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Replying to @munin@infosec.exchange
@munin Every place I show up it feels like we can triple the quality of what we do without buying anything, very often while removing things, but the hardest part is to not get distracted by execs who worry about the random hot topic of the week
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Apr 12, 2026
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Replying to @munin@infosec.exchange
@munin Oh wow this is amazingly accurate
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Guillaume Ross @g@irrelephant.co · Apr 08, 2026
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Did you know that if you rename managers to coaches, you have eliminated middle management?

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