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I teach kids how to make silly stuff with computers.
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"Would that it t'were so"
#monsterdon
#hawktheslayer
HE"S GETTING SENT TO THE PHANTOM ZONE!
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Get to Spirit Halloween and bring me ALL of the prop cobwebs! NOW!
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"Hawk? Like the bad guy in The Stand?"
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Subs just identified one guy as "Man in Brown." THat's really helpful.
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gee I wonder if the witch will be hot.
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nice nails.
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What's with the Playboy Mansion Grotto decorations?
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Before we start watching, I'd just like to point out that this is a terrible way to hold a sword.
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Replying to
@jonny@neuromatch.social
@jonny@neuromatch.social Oh, you can't try and apply real science. How would they breathe at that size?
I like that he's just randomly twiddling knobs. #beginningoftheend
#monsterdon #grasshoppersvspostcards
"One on top of the Downtown Hotel, because Chicago only has one."
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This polygraph will tell us if the grasshopper is lying.
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"Major, I suggest you send a bunch of guys in random directions so we can be separated from any assistance."
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If we could reproduce their call... you know, like in "Them" with the ants?
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They knew the locusts were coming but still laid out a nice picnic.
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"Hold your fire, men!"
Half a second later: BANG!
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"looks pretty bad, doesn't it?"
"You oughtta know- you wrote the story."
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She actually said goodbye before she hung up! THat never happens in movies!
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This sweater's all covered in goo- I'll never be able to thrift this!
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I realized why I half-remember watching this. It's part of The Movie Orgy!
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I don't know if #monsterdon has ever done the 1970 movie Bigfoot (or maybe "Big Foot"), but if it's all like the first 10 minutes, they absolutely should avoid it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVpwra0y2a4
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@yatsu@retro.pizza
@yatsu@retro.pizza @CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
I watched on Plex. Less than 90 minutes without commercials
The Earth was filled with glitter?
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#endoftheworld1977
Now we don't even get people?
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Meanwhile, in stock footage of a dam bursting...
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THis is either going to be an Adam & Eve thing, or a "use the crystal to reverse time" thing.
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So, maybe giving them the crystal was a bad idea?
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Aliens love their CRT monitors
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@jonny@neuromatch.social
@jonny@neuromatch.social damn it, you made me realize there are still twenty minutes left.
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#endoftheworld1977
DEATH BY FART NOISE
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STOP KISSING. It makes me want the aliens to win.
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I like that they had Christopher lee walk in from the dark, like he was a surprise. #monsterdon
#endoftheworld1977
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@jonny@neuromatch.social
@jonny@neuromatch.social wait, a movie trailer lied? IMPOSSIBLE.
You know what this needs? More running in the dark.
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#endoftheworld1977
NO, GET DARKER!
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She is a really good actor. "I'm afraid!"
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...and we're back in the dark.
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Yes, zoom in on blurry, unreadable text.
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Those nuns look like they've been putting up with a lot of shit.
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Father Pagoda?
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That nun just stands there all day.
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"Shall we commence our towel games?"
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They really saved money on lighting.
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Thank god they lit this so we wouldn't be disturbed by "scenery" or "objects"
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Now they're remaking the end credits of the Carol Burnett Show. #monsterdon
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