#endoftheworld1977

👻🚨 MARS MADNESS POLL 🚨👻 QUARTERFINAL 3 Which movie is the LEAST jazzy? #monsterdon #MarsMadness #EndoftheWorld1977 #InvasionUFO1980

🦇😱 MARS MADNESS POLL 😱🦇 QUARTERFINAL 1 Which movie has the LEAST effective military or police? #monsterdon #MarsMadness #EndoftheWorld1977 #SilverBullet1985

🧪🛸 MARS MADNESS POLL 🛸🧪 SEMIFINAL 1 Which movie is the LEAST cheap? #monsterdon #MarsMadness #EndoftheWorld1977 #TerrorintheWaxMuseum1973

In the category of "Christopher Lee gets a paycheck and star billing for a few days work," I give #EndOfTheWorld1977 3 out of 5 stars. He's there for a terrific opening sequence, and roughly the final third. Boy, were we glad to see him. Our heroes needed emoting lessons to sell the disasters happening off screen. At least Lee took the material seriously, no matter how confusing and dull it got. The real star was Sue Lyon's hairdresser. Her hair was sleek and perfect, whether done up in a shiny sphere, or hanging like a frozen waterfall. Never a strand out of place. Except for that one scene where they wanted you to know that shit was getting real because she had schmutz on her face and her hair was a bit windblown. That was a #Monsterdon all right. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting. Thanks @cherizilla@hypertext.monster for the Bingo card archive. Thanks @miru@social.miyaku.media for the stream.

You know, going to his planet doesn't sound so bad. Then again, the fact that he's destroying ours sort of belies the whole non-destructive angle. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net @holly@toot.hoppet.cool My Dinner with Andre #monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

This movie could have been a 15-second special effect with nun of the filler Thanks as always @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting and everybody for posting! Let us recover our mental faculties with... I don't even know what the double feature is but, like, pretty much anything else will do it #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net @Taweret@timeloop.cafe it's a habit #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

Big thanks to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for this fine example of low-budget 70s film. Not quite horror, not quite sci-fi, Christopher Lee and the Six Nuns carried us through roughly an hour and a half of thin plot and much padding. Much smoking, multiple coffee teases but I don't think anybody ever actually *drank* any coffee. Secret government listening post in an abandoned zoo, just for fun. Death count in the billions, which I guess is something. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

Anyway now that there's nunthing left of earth we may as well join this movie in being launched into space Good job as always team, and thanks again to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting! #monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@ottaross@mastodon.social ah, I missed that! At least that solves the mystery of why I was so badly out of sync. And I needed that mystery because the movie just was not holding my attention. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net I think I was on the remastered version and it finished several minutes ago 🤷 #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe weird! My Tubi version says 1:48 minutes. There's two versions on Tubi?! #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@TerryHancock@realsocial.life I'm there with you in the 108 minute crowd. I'm not sure more of this movie has served us well. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe yup! I still have 18 minutes to go. I envy those that had the short version. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

My theory is this was supposed to be one of those "Five movies fighting for supremacy" deals, but only two of them showed up. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

I managed to get a #bingo on this one. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977 #monsterdonbingo

Ah, it's over. No post-credits scene. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977

@pineheap@defcon.social True, I didn't want to take that liberty tho. :( #Monsterdon #EndofTheWorld1977

Well, I got my docker app running, so there's that. Thanks End of the World 1977. You really restored my faith in old movies right at the end there. Cheers, y'all. Stay salty till next time. #Monsterdon #EndOfTheWorld1977