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Rizzmaster Zero

@desertgoalie@mastodon.social
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Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Joined March 29, 2023

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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America: We're building a new mall and some old building is in the way and we need to tear it down right now with extreme prejudice. Australia: We're building a new mall and some old building is in the way and I know what I'm about to say is crazy but hear me out. (Builds mall around old building and turns it into a museum, tops it all with glass dome.) #australia #travel #melbourne
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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · May 05, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Aw, yeah. There's nothing like rain in the desert. #arizona #weather #rain

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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OK, here's an idea: Redecorate Trump's bedroom to look like some sort of important briefing room. Have a bunch of his stooges go in there with him every night and go through some fake agenda. Pass out some binders. He'll fall asleep within moments ... and not get a chance to rage-post throughout the night. Turn out the lights and let gramps get some Zs. #uspol

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · May 04, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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I'm rooting for the Montreal Canadiens to win the Stanley Cup. It's time for the cup to go to a team from Canada. #canada #hockey

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 24, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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A barista at my favorite local coffee shop pulled off an impressive fern in my macchiato. That's not a lot of space to work with! #coffee #espresso #latteart

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 24, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Found this photo from about 4 years ago. They're still best buddies. #catsOfMastodon

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 23, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Replying to @susankayequinn@wandering.shop
@susankayequinn I'd like to see more people take action if they're concerned. Example: Way too many people let their cars idle with the AC blasting in drive through lines. Or even when they go into a grocery store. Small actions add up -- in either direction, unfortunately.
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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 23, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Oh, look! The GOP is rebranding!

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Just saw someone refer to Hegseth and Patel as the Liquor Cabinet and I'll never stop laughing. #uspol

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Replying to @bradley@techhub.social
@bradley@techhub.social Awesome, thanks!
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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Replying to @TerryHancock@realsocial.life
@TerryHancock@realsocial.life I unfortunately don't have a Linux device at the moment. I keep waiting for my wife to get frustrated with her Windows laptop so I can put a mint distro on it. But she swats me with a rolled-up magazine every time I get too close to it!
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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Replying to @petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al
@petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al I'll check it out. Thanks!
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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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I have a bunch of DVDs and I'd like to rip them to a hard drive, connect it to my TV and watch them without using a DVD player. Any of you have tutorials, suggestions, warnings, etc.? #television #physicalmedia #dvds

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 21, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Some interesting options that might get me to dump my Kindle. #reading #literature #books

https://flip.it/H0r3dg

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 07, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Replying to @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social
@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social Honestly, he's lived a life of consequence-free privilege and greed. And the pinnacle of power in his mind is to be able to send people to kill and die at his whim. That's something he's never had before, and he's hooked on it.
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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Apr 02, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Replying to @manlycoffee@techhub.social
@manlycoffee@techhub.social I hear ya. I love soccer, but can't stand FIFA. Same with hockey and the NHL. Ugh.
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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · Mar 24, 2026
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Replying to @trickykat@beige.party
@trickykat This is so terrible and I 100% love it.
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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social · May 06, 2025
Rizzmaster Zero
@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Replying to @palomakop@merveilles.town
@palomakop I've never seen anyone else use the word "computermancy," but I like it!
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