mastodon
4.7.0-beta.1
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
does anyone have the sonic+tails meme comic where sonic's like Hehe, name every plane
and tails is like >:O fullscreen shouting every single plane and sonic gets increasingly 👀 💦
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Always super anxious about responding to job openings and i amd hyper envious of people who can just pop 'em off en masse like rolling a handful of dice and moving on
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
i should be more personally expressive
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
any metre less than 4/4 or 8/8 is because it's funny
any metre longer than usual is because you never learned when to shut up
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
why do cactuses even have spikes anymore when all the relevant interacting species that could be poked by spikes simply don't give a fuck
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
I went to Igorrr last night, where I saw Igorrr Prime, Fem!Igorrr, Guitarrr, and Screamorrr, and their really outrageously beefy ripped drummer
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
MARK MY WORDS, I WILL SEE YOU BEHIND BARS
(gets thrown in prison myself and then my nemesis visits)
hey, ironic, right?
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
i'm a nistifem, i think we should treat people as women
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
had a dream that marvel rivals had extreme gibby gore deaths and i was very upset about it
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
documentary narrators stop saying Join Us, As We challenge
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
ADHD person saying "well, one problem at a time" is like fantastic progress
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
🎶 I'm a glitch, I'm an over
🎶 flow, I'm freeze, I'm a nullref
🎶 I'm a bluescreen, I'm a crash
🎶 I will corrupt your RAM
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i msgd you (sprinkled you with msg)
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(carl sagan eating pussy)
hmm, crumbly, but good
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nobody:
the english: am draring aat in the rumm
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these dishes maculate af
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
people look upon the Darmok episode of star trek as quaint and interesting and of course complete fiction, meanwhile I matrix dejavu and pepe sylvia at home
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ok but do they in fact work as “massage rods”?
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
a circle is 78% of a square
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
tell me a joke
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
summer's reprise
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
very soon we should be seeing a double prime minister event
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
coming up on my 10 mastodon anniversary, what a ride
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
sock
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
battle of the sex.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Livestock farmers insulting eachother
Your grass is ass
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.
Ontologically Healthy, Cautiously Reforming Abject Principles.