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Assimilateborg

@assimilateborg@kind.social

I'm the A in LGBTQIA+, an asexual (ace) male. I am also into kink stuff.

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Joined January 02, 2025

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Trier/Germany

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Asexual

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Aug 04, 2026

Replying to @Nonilex@masto.ai

@Nonilex@masto.ai "he has 4 names instead of 2, he has to die!" - The GOP.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Jun 15, 2026

Replying to @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu

@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu I hope you dump more drone production capabilities to ukraine so that they can have 1 drone per minute built and hitting russia. That is 1440 Drones per day, every day. 10080 drones per week. 43200 drones per month. Do it!

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Jun 11, 2026

Replying to @Nonilex@masto.ai

@Nonilex@masto.ai I once drew a picture with corn seeds. The next year, the corn plants came out and when cutting the grass, the picture was strongly visible.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Jun 11, 2026

Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party don't lie, the world cup is on!!! https://www.pdc-europe.tv/tournaments/major-2026-de/world-cup-of-darts-2026/

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Jun 07, 2026

Replying to @thirstybear@agilodon.social

@thirstybear@agilodon.social in my long quest to find AI any use, I found "one shot usage programs". So you generate them once. They do a thing by only running once, and then you never ever need them again. Especially you don't need to maintain them as you delete the program immediately after use. That's a very specific use case. Security researchers do that.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 15, 2026

Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social

@mattblaze@federate.social zjr EU mandates USBc on all devices, including those which are not USBc.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social

@mattblaze@federate.social you are going to war with the EU which mandates USBc on everything.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @mcnado@mstdn.social

@mcnado@mstdn.social maybe it's time to puncture the tires of republican voter cars...

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org it is so sad to see that people are forced to own a car and pay for fuel instead of being able to use all that money to live. That's what is caused by inexisting public transport and cities built in a way to force you to use a car just to get anything.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @cy@fedicy.us.to

@cy a tornado is 1.5GWh (5.53 TJ)? I'm not good in knowing the difference in Wh and W. But that's a number. That's the kinetic energy the tornado puts onto the ground. Not what's needed to create one. So we can't generate 10 Tornadoes permanently with the datacenter. That's sad. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4489157/

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @cy@fedicy.us.to

@cy hurricanes use the heat from the ocean to dissipate it. And they do that with 600000GW of power. I simply googled that number and ran with the first one I found. 😂 https://energi.media/news/noaa-how-much-energy-does-a-hurricane-release/ Imagine the datacenter would be the size of a hurricane, it would produce 0.05 (a.k.a. 0.0005%) of the power a hurricane needs. So not enough to power such a storm. What about tornadoes. Can the datacenter create own weather patterns generating tornadoes and so solve the whole problem?

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @Shivviness@beige.party

@Shivviness@beige.party @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green Massive Ontario warehouse set on fire by alleged arsonist to be demolished https://nypost.com/2026/05/11/us-news/massive-ontario-warehouse-set-on-fire-by-alleged-arsonist-to-be-demolished/

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @cy@fedicy.us.to

@cy how many hurricanes? 1 hurricane = 600TW. So it's 0.00003 hurricanes.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @Brokar@mastodon.social

@Brokar@mastodon.social @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green they run the data center directly off the emergency generators. No electricity hookup needed.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green

@gerrymcgovern@mastodon.green hmm, dropping atom bombs would be a solution when the data center is finished.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu

@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu diversity is what makes humanity strong. Monoculture is prone to diseases. Fascism wants monoculture.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @MLE_online@social.afront.org

@MLE_online@social.afront.org they don't need to hire anyone anymore. the AI will do all those jobs. 🤪

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @blogdiva@mastodon.social

@blogdiva@mastodon.social science already found god in creation. It's really easy. God is everywhere where scientists say "it's just like that". The big bang and what came "before" (I know, time actually started with the big bang). Or the singularity of black holes. Or why the hubble constant makes no sense. Dark matter. Dark energy. Quantum physics...

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @Strandjunker@mstdn.social

@Strandjunker@mstdn.social no you have not, you need to watch it all!!! ALL OF IT

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @amirbkhan@mastodon.social

@amirbkhan@mastodon.social but zionism is another word for fascism?

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @amirbkhan@mastodon.social

@amirbkhan@mastodon.social what are zionists anyway? Are that fascist jews?

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @eff@mastodon.social

@eff does the 2nd amendment allow to shoot at cameras?

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 15, 2026

Replying to @sundogplanets@mastodon.social

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social do you know how to avoid these satellites to launch? Ships and planes moving around in the exclusion zone! They cannot launch if anything is in there. Where one should be can be obtained by checking alerts on where you should not be during the launch.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 15, 2026

Example of burning data center.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 14, 2026

Replying to @Strandjunker@mstdn.social

@Strandjunker I just want to know when we reach 70 million cases.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @greenpeace@mastodon.social

@greenpeace@mastodon.social they don't drop bombs on Iran for the oil. They drop bombs on Iran to divert from the Epstein files.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @alextecplayz@techhub.social

@alextecplayz @Wraithe california should force a livable minimal wage.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 09, 2026

Replying to @kottke@mastodon.social

@kottke only 99 Million? So it paid off as they for sure made more money than this by locking everything down. I expected something like 500 Billion. Oh well, then companies will continue doing this.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 09, 2026

Replying to @Catvalente@wandering.shop

@Catvalente it's called bullshitting. And I call it that.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 09, 2026

Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party

child canibalism speculation Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@maxleibman I am quite sure he killed a child by rape, then cut it into pieces, got it cooked by a famous chef and ate it with some nice read wine.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 09, 2026

Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party

@maxleibman he is ready to wipe out a whole nation over this.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Apr 02, 2026

Replying to @parismarx@mastodon.online

@parismarx "the people refining the technique of bombing stopped asking what the bombing was for" from Sherry's 1987 book about 1944.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Mar 28, 2026

Replying to @GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social

@GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social just set everyone's birth date to 1970-jan-01

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Mar 24, 2026

Replying to @StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca

@StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca @quoidian@mastodon.online a german satirical paper has the tradition to only produce real news stories on 1st of April. And it's so amazingly good.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Mar 22, 2026

Replying to @mcfadden@mastodon.social

@mcfadden@mastodon.social I know there is a lonely island. Move everyone there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Saint_James

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Mar 22, 2026

Replying to @FediTips@social.growyourown.services

@FediTips@social.growyourown.services I moved server once, and it was sad that my post history could not be moved. Is that still the case?

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Mar 21, 2026

Replying to @saltywizard@beige.party

@saltywizard@beige.party just a cupple of toots from yours, I saw this link, which is probably what you have read. https://newrepublic.com/article/207946/iran-war-oil-hormuz-price-energy

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Mar 12, 2026

Replying to @OpenSourceCollective@mastodon.social

@OpenSourceCollective I was hoping to find here a statement about usage of persona and that you have abandoned it. Well I am disappointed. LOL.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Feb 16, 2026

Replying to @petko@social.petko.me

@petko nothing that torrent cannot solve.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Feb 12, 2026

Replying to @gabrielesvelto@mas.to

@gabrielesvelto@mas.to ➡️ I already don't 🚀 read text ✏️ which looks 👀 like this one.❗

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Feb 11, 2026

Replying to @osm_tech@en.osm.town

@osm_tech I blocked user agents matching "Chrome.139.0.0.0 Safari.537.36" as this combination seems to not exist, except for millions of requests out of china.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Feb 09, 2026

Replying to @rbreich@masto.ai

@rbreich@masto.ai they pay more. They pay millions to Trump, so that they don't need to pay taxes. The trump corruption is cheaper than taxes.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Feb 02, 2026

Replying to @VisualStuart@pdx.social

@VisualStuart@pdx.social delete it before pasting to whatsapp or similar, as those are going to immediately take the link and creating a thumbnail/preview. And so youtube will know and can track. Sometimes, even after editing, the thumbnail retains the tracking ID and all your friends will be tracked as well.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Feb 01, 2026

Replying to @990000@mstdn.social

@990000@mstdn.social AI is still too cheap.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Feb 01, 2026

Replying to @ianrosewrites@scicomm.xyz

@ianrosewrites I think "deport ice" is now the best option. I mean all of it. The leaders, the organizers, the bureaucrats, the executors. EVERYONE. All 300000 people. Just move them to a random island or guatanamo. Take all their money and build a Burj Kalifa sized skyscraper on tiny epstein island and squeeze them all in there.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Jan 20, 2026

Replying to @vad@defcon.social

@vad@defcon.social @emilyyoung@tech.lgbt it's At least signal has now the option to only need the number for initialization. Plus many other advantages over crappy whatsapp. To solve the phone number problem, I get myself a cheap SIM which I only use for that.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Jan 19, 2026

Replying to @emilyyoung@tech.lgbt

@emilyyoung@tech.lgbt signal is pretty good for many communication use cases. you can dump email and whatsapp.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Jan 10, 2026

Replying to @Cotopaxi@mstdn.social

@Cotopaxi@mstdn.social the hashtag is #antififa :-)

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Jan 07, 2026

Replying to @randahl__dup_2135@mastodon.social

@randahl@mastodon.social oh, this is the same kind of useless guarantee Ukraine got when they agreed to remove all nuclear weapons. Well Russia invaded anyway. And you know, Trump pisses on any laws, he pisses on the constitution, he pisses on international agreements. He pisses on the world. So of course he will invade greenland. So I hope he visits his newly acquired land an dies in a ice storm.

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Assimilateborg @assimilateborg@kind.social · Nov 13, 2025

Replying to @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange I am also quite sure that the same lobbyists are funneling child abuse material into the internet to make their talking points more urgent.

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