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AsSlowAsPossible

@asap@sloth.es
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This is a satire account.
So what we post is probably more real than reality.

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Joined December 26, 2024

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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Aug 06, 2026
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@asap@sloth.es

This is a satire account. So what we post is probably more real than reality.

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Boosted by PaulaToThePeople 😷 @PaulaToThePeople@climatejustice.social
seize the means of production cease the means of destruction (like AI data centers and the military industrial complex)
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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Jul 29, 2026
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Boosted by Trending Bot @trending@homestead.social
What if instead of a nervous system, we had a super chill system, you ask? Well as individuals we do have it. The super chill parasympathic system. Together with the super stressed sympathic system they make up the periferal nervous system, or, as I call it, the federated nervous system, or FediNS, as opposed to our central nervous system. As modern western society however we live in the super stressful capitalist system instead of the super chill degrowth system. We have one built in mechanism though if stress gets too high: the general strike. You should try it sometime. #GeneralStrike #degrowth #capitalism #chill #stress #nervous
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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Jul 10, 2026
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Boosted by Trending Bot @trending@homestead.social
Resistance is fertile. Reap what you sow. Everything worth doing, is worth doing slow. 🌱
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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Apr 21, 2026
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Replying to @LoganFive@beige.party
@LoganFive With that attitude "working for a living" is not for you. Welcome to the team.
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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Mar 28, 2026
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@asap@sloth.es

This is a satire account. So what we post is probably more real than reality.

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:LaVarDislike: self-flagellation for capitalism
:LaVarDislike: self-optimization for capitalism
:LaVarDislike: mindfullness to recover from and function for capitalism
:LaVarLike: mindfullness for youself

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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Jan 30, 2026
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@asap@sloth.es

This is a satire account. So what we post is probably more real than reality.

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"Pointless [ableist word replaced] is doing the same over and over and expecting different results"
Like going to work.

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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Jan 12, 2026
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100% life
0% work
100% balance

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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Dec 07, 2025
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@asap@sloth.es

This is a satire account. So what we post is probably more real than reality.

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Use positive affirmations as passphrases.

Like: 1'llD01tAsSl0wAsP0ss1bl3

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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Oct 01, 2025
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@asap@sloth.es

This is a satire account. So what we post is probably more real than reality.

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General strike, not general obedience! #GeneralStrike
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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · May 14, 2025
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@asap@sloth.es

This is a satire account. So what we post is probably more real than reality.

sloth.es
Replying to @efi@chitter.xyz
@efi@chitter.xyz @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Hello weak. I'm weakend.
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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Apr 12, 2025
AsSlowAsPossible
@asap@sloth.es

This is a satire account. So what we post is probably more real than reality.

sloth.es

Our motto:
Try to do as little as possible, but don't judge yourselves for doing stuff.

Can be translated into German in two words:
Macht nichts.

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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Mar 09, 2025
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@asap@sloth.es

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Replying to @bunnytown@apobangpo.space
@bunnytown Excactly!
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AsSlowAsPossible @asap@sloth.es · Feb 05, 2025
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@asap@sloth.es

This is a satire account. So what we post is probably more real than reality.

sloth.es

If the world ends in a week, plant a tree.
If the world ends in 6 days plant a tree.
If the world ends tomorrow, plant a tree.
If the world ends today, enjoy the 7 trees you planted.

#mindfulness #reforestation

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