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@anselmschueler@ieji.de
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sometimes programs
Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

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Joined July 02, 2023
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · 4d ago
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @anselmschueler@ieji.de
the C# compiler would be csc, or cosecant
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · 4d ago
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
why didn’t they call the D compiler dc
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · 5d ago
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @rail@social.flufftech.net
@rail@social.flufftech.net no I mean the image doesn't load sorry :( not a comment on u!!
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · 5d ago
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to on swarm.coiloptic.org
LLM/slop discussion Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@brettm I think I could say "We have made machines that think, where one turns a lever and other levers show an answer to a question, like whether it might rain tomorrow, or how long it will take to travel from one city to another. We have made the machines small, so small that you cannot see the mechanisms inside, that they fit in tiny boxes. Now, recently, we have found ways to make these machines speak like a human and write letters like a human. But the machines are producing bad text. They speak in unnatural ways that become exhausting to hear. But at the same time, many people have been using them, sometimes to oust good people from their positions, and producing lousy words instead. We find that those who use these machines do not care about good workmanship, good taste, good community, so we see their works as filthy refuse, slop, if you will"
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · 5d ago
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @rail@social.flufftech.net
@rail@social.flufftech.net man I can't look at this
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · 5d ago
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
I wish companies selling web technologies and tools to business would just fucking stop serving those from their own fucking CDN. Vendor the fucking dependencies.
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · 6d ago
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Autodesk Autotools
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Aug 06, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
somebody should make a statistic on how often "AI" was mentioned on tech company websites over time
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Aug 06, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
I feel like the term "hybrid warfare" is mostly meaningless
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Aug 06, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
wow! AnkiWeb’s signup process has a status indicator about the confirmation email that tells you if the email has been accepted by your email provider yet
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Aug 04, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @WeirdWriter@caneandable.social
@WeirdWriter@caneandable.social I don't think you need to explain why it's shitty, it kind of really obviously is…
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anselmschueler
schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 24, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
today I found out you can switch between search engines while typing in the Firefox omnibox by pressing Ctrl+↓↑ #Firefox
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 20, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

Now that Google own the .google TLD why don't they make https://google go to Google

Like the domain could just be literally "google" and nothing else

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 20, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

the wheel has literally been reinvented multiple times

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 20, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

"11.62"=DI_NOISREV
rokoz=EMANEDOC_NOISREV
")rokoZ( 11.62"=NOISREV
"/gro.soxin//:sptth"=LRU_RODNEV
SOxiN=EMAN_RODNEV
""=DI_TNAIRAV
""=TNAIRAV
"lmth.ytinummoc/gro.soxin//:sptth"=LRU_TROPPUS
")rokoZ( 11.62 SOxiN"=EMAN_YTTERP
SOxiN=EMAN
"ekalfwons-xin"=OGOL
""=NOISREV_EGAMI
""=DI_EGAMI
""=EKIL_DI
soxin=DI
"/gro.soxin//:sptth"=LRU_EMOH
"lmth.nrael/gro.soxin//:sptth"=LRU_NOITATNEMUCOD
soxin=EMANTSOH_TLUAFED
"11.62:soxin:soxin:o/:epc"=EMAN_EPC
"a8cc357.51706202.11.62"=DI_DLIUB
"seussi/sgkpxin/SOxiN/moc.buhtig//:sptth"=LRU_TROPER_GUB
"822;681;621;2;83;0"=ROLOC_ISNA

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 19, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

Imma be honest, 34 candidates isn't that much. If Clacton wants their record to be meaningful they should have it in a less boring country

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 19, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

A design feature I generally dislike in any programming language is when the name of keyword arguments necessarily matches the name of the variables referring to them in the function body.

Consider a positional argument of a function "f". When I call "f(data)", it doesn't matter what the variable here called "data" is called (in fact, it can even be a complicated expression).

In the definition of "f", I may write something like "function f(input) …". Now, again, it doesn't matter what variable name I use for that argument.

However, for a "named argument" or "keyword argument", often, the name of the variable in the function definition matters at the call site. For instance, I might have to write "f(input: data)".

This is bad! Variable names are arbitrary! It is senseless to make them subtly meaningful in a small minority of circumstances!

Unfortunately, almost every language does this. I only know of one popular language that doesn't: Swift. And languages which do not have keyword arguments as a built-in feature, but emulate it, like JavaScript.

Obviously, you can just rename the variables inside the function manually by declaring a new variable. I think that this should be the default, and you should be required to write out the name twice if you want the name to be the same.

Overall, there are three names, and one of those, the one in the interface, is the only one both sides of the interface should have to know. I define "f(x: y)" and this is called as "f(x: z)". Z becomes X (the interface name) which becomes Y.

But… actually… this principle should apply more generally. I think at no point should ever be this coupling across an interface. Unless it's really necessary for important run-time reasons.

An unimportant example of this is modules. If I define a module/package and export a function named "foo", it will be available as "foo" to importers of the module. This is also bad! I should have to explicitly state that it just so happens the internal name of the function matches the interface name.

A more important example of this is traits/interfaces/typeclasses/constracts/protocols (there are a lot of names for them). In this case it is very important to be allowed to change the name, because traits are often implemented as an afterthought. And because for types without traits needing implementing, we rarely think that the method names are important.

Rust gets this right: I can separately define "Data::encode" and "::encode". The function "encode" doesn't automatically become the implementation of the trait function just because of its name.

Just to reiterate: This is how it should look!
module Foo {
export foo = fn foo(data: data) {
...
}
}

#swift #rustlang #programming

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 19, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

It kinda feels like precision when writing a decimal like 0.0000037475848 is less useful than when writing a number in a denominator 1/82859599295

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 18, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

moya beim Schlafen

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anselmschueler
schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 18, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

apparently foot (terminal) has quadruple-click in some cases?

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 18, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
https://youtu.be/rZJRQZOSuRg Idk I think they're using "T-Rex" as metonymy/synecdoche for "dinosaurs" An important difference with the example given here is that guinea pigs are alive now and a more tangible and important category and of themselves than T-Rex is. In other words, the phrase "birds evolved out of T. Rex" LITERALLY MEANS "birds evolved out of dinosaurs" If the usage she's critiquing is what she's saying word for word, this is even underscored by the phrasing. It says "out of", not "from", which is what people usually would say for evolution from a specific species, and it says "T. Rex", not "T-Rexes" or something, which indicates "T Rex" has some kind of class/concept meaning here
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 16, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
does anyone know if you can migrate your Mastodon account to another instance and then back again? I'm considering self-hosting an instance but if that goes awry I'd like to know if I can go back whence I came or need to find a fourth home
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 16, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Silksong tip: If, while messing around with display settings, Silksong gets in a weird state where it refuses to change resolution, try deleting the ~/.config/unity3d/Team Cherry/Hollow Knight Silksong/prefs file
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 15, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @dasmatus@mastodon.social
@dasmatus@mastodon.social @jvnebnunny@lgbtqia.space @brett@bitflipp.social @mortal_engine@mastodon.social @GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social unlike desktop OSs, Android and iOS have a robust security model which mean that it is in fact safe to download random apps. On Windows, Linux or macOS, if an app does malware-y stuff like encrypting your files, stealing passwords, or listening through the microphone in the background, that's your fault for installing an untrusted app. On Android and iOS it would be a security vulnerability in the OS itself.
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 11, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @wdormann@infosec.exchange
@wdormann@infosec.exchange I understand the frustration, but… This is a very common pattern. Even stock Android uses this. And I believe it is rather old relative to the history of smartphones. The swipe gesture is also something users are familiar with from unlocking the phone (not anymore due to fingerprint, I suppose. but consider Apple’s famous "swipe to unlock" slider from early iPhones) and also most alarm clock apps. One benefit of this approach is that it reduces the likelihood of accidental incorrect inputs.
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 11, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
What do you call someone who heavily disagrees with Descartes? The polar opposite
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 06, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @mensrea@freeradical.zone
@mensrea@freeradical.zone @cxiao@infosec.exchange @oldbookillustrations@mastodon.social @publicdomainrev@mastodon.social I think Unsplash is kind of iffy because Unpslash USED TO offer images as CC0 by default and then RETROACTIVELY relicenced all of them to the Unsplash licence, which is a nonfree licence (it forbids you from offering a rival service to Unsplash) See https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Template:Unsplash
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 05, 2026
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sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @iblech@mathstodon.xyz
@iblech@mathstodon.xyz @nixos_org@chaos.social @leah@blahaj.social @identical9213@mastodon.social I don't understand this sequence of posts. Are these posts talking about subtly different issues? Or is the one-line fix mentioned in the earlier post precisely the patch mentioned here?
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jul 04, 2026
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sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Very good video! https://youtu.be/nGMCowI4exk "What else happened in 1776" by Premodernist Overview of some things that happened in 1776 besides the American founding
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Jun 29, 2026
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sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
C idea: [[null_if_unused]] annotation on a pointer parameter that tells the compiler that the behaviour of the function if this parameter is null is equivalent if the pointer is never subsequently read through by the caller
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 31, 2026
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sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @Erpel@hai.z0ne.social
@Erpel@hai.z0ne.social what about it?
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 14, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @abbieoverflight@transfem.boywife.top
@abbieoverflight@transfem.boywife.top @detondev@social.linux.pizza do you have a link to learn more
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 14, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @abbieoverflight@transfem.boywife.top
@abbieoverflight@transfem.boywife.top @detondev@social.linux.pizza is that another meaning of the word quaker?
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 12, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @petrillic@hachyderm.io
@petrillic@hachyderm.io perhaps he was killed to prevent the universe from becoming even more inexplicable
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 10, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us
@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us @shortstories@merovingian.club Australia disagrees
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 06, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

Wenn man etwas buildet bis es gebuildet ist wird es gebildet in der Maschinencoderepresentation und ist dann gebildet

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 04, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net
@jwildeboer cool
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 04, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net
@jwildeboer Ist der Post jetzt gelöscht worden?
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 03, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @kirakira@furry.engineer
@kirakira is this the same thing the MX Master has?
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 03, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @frawst@fedi.fraw.st
@frawst post link for reference https://bsky.app/profile/sarasocial.bsky.social/post/3mkm4ologns2r
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · May 03, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @sarahdalgulls@ecoevo.social
@sarahdalgulls PayPal has shit security practices that don't help this one bit btw
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 30, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

https://youtu.be/UVLH5c0o21o

Then the drunk took Stryker's rifle
The one that Stryker used
To shoot the snapping turtles

And the drunk who sold the soup
Beheld the man named Stryker
And he felt he was a duck
And Stryker was a turtle

And he vainly tried to
Save the ducks from snapping turtles
And as far as he could tell
Turtles embodied evil

(such a lovely song)

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 30, 2026
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sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

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Replying to @irremeable@goblin.technology
re: lewd! pretty tame tho Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@irremeable@goblin.technology very long fingers! also pretty
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 30, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de
Replying to @yiningkarlli@mastodon.gamedev.place
@yiningkarlli@mastodon.gamedev.place it would be called like fmv_a
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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 29, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

what if an install USB could detect you mistakenly booted from the install USB after installing and just boot into the actual OS instead

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 29, 2026
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sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

manifesto destiny

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 29, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

manifest destiny is when Destiny (game) is manifest (definitely there)

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 29, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

pronouncing ChromeOS like the “homeos” in homeostatic

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 29, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

IANA airport codes (3 letters) vs ICANN airport codes (4 letters)

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schuelermine @anselmschueler@ieji.de · Apr 29, 2026
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@anselmschueler@ieji.de

sometimes programs Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind, and about the most superficial commentator on programming-langues since the idiotic B. Stroustrup, and nobody's figured out my twelve fatal flaws

ieji.de

attpted to screw open a cola bottle with ny teeth and ended up biting s dent into the cap instead

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