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Albert ARIBAUD ✎

@aaribaud@mastodon.art
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Amateur doodler/writer.

French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar.

Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look.

Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그

EN introduction: @aaribaud@mastodon.art

Présentation FR : @aaribaud@mastodon.art

#nobot

#noai — everything post is human-made

I don't systematically follow back.

I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Joined May 03, 2017
Authentic site:
https://albert.aribaud.net
X-Clacks-Overhead:
GNU Terry Pratchett.
Less arty and geekier Doppelgänger:
@aaribaud@piaille.fr
Typos? Misspellings?:
Just tell me, I'll fix it!

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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 31, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @Jeanneadebats@eldritch.cafe
@Jeanneadebats@eldritch.cafe J'ai espoir qu'il viendra une contestation remontant jusqu'au CE pour faire tomber ce décret au motif d'insécurité juridique (voire jusqu'à la CEDH pour l'évident problème de punition pour faute d'autrui).
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 31, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @Jeanneadebats@eldritch.cafe
@Jeanneadebats@eldritch.cafe Total side note de ma part : désormais je ne peux plus lire "debattable" autrement que comme "traitable comme Jeanne A. Debats le ferait".
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 22, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Rewriting 'Dear intelligent beings: We shall soon be rewriting the physical foundations of your universe. During this process, you may undergo subtle or profound shape changes, or even disappear entirely. Thank you for your attention.' #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 21, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Compromise "I've got you an excellent compromise with the Terrans. They've agreed to stop sending junk into space, and you've agreed not to bombard Earth with your Z-cannons." "What Z-cannons?" "As I said, it's an excellent compromise." #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 20, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Negotiation It's amazing what you can manage when you're open to negotiation. The vampires drain them, then the werefolk gut them, then the ghouls eat the pieces... Granted, the necromancers protest, but hey, you can't please *everyone*, right? #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 19, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Disagreements To be a telepath nowadays is a heavy evolutionary disadvantage. The intense migraine constantly induced by your countless unending disagreements renders me almost unable to function within your society. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 18, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Polish 'Honestly,' said the Devil, 'the Boss is not going to be happy. He spent a whole aeon to polish an unforgettable world end, and all this for you to botch it from under His feet in less than two centuries...' #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 17, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Proofreading Krek The Swift's first and sole published book of counter-curses could have done with some proofreading, according to the words of a great number of unhappy buyers, often uttered in extremely graphical and efficient terms. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 16, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Harmonization In the small world of the Wizards, four stand out by their ability to combine several incantations, amplifying their effects through their harmonization. For some unexplained reason, they are called the Barbershop Quartet. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 15, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Perseverance You cannot make a machine that goes back in time. But with enough perseverance, you can make one that stops moving with time. On the upside, it carries no risks of temporal paradoxes. On the downside, it's totally useless. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 14, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Ballpark The number of human beings born in this world is in the ballpark of a hundred to a hundred and forty billions, most of them claimed by no religion. Wandering souls should thus *teem*. Yet we don't see any much. What has become of them? #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 13, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Correlation 'So, I cross-checked things several times, and I found a near-perfect correlation between variations in the numbers of Dragons, of Princesses, and of Knights. Every time a Princess is born, a Knight and a Dragon appear.' #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 12, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @lobingera@chaos.social
@lobingera@chaos.social Is precrastination the art of procrastinating in advance? @maxleibman@beige.party
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 12, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Transpose When a spaceship transposes, things get weird: height becomes breadth; breadth, depth; depth, length; length, time; and time, height. You need to transpose three more times to get back to normal. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 11, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Idiom To even *begin* to understand what it means to master magic, one must first realize that, to be able to cast a spell, one has to perfectly fluently speak the idiom in which it was created. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 10, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Doubt 'As a robot,' replied R42, 'I never have a single moment of doubt. That being said, the doubts I do not have may change radically from one moment to the other as soon as new facts warrant it.' #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 09, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Arbitrary 'Your decision to keep us Terrans outside of the Galactic Union is arbitrary!' 'Yes... and then no. It is indeed founded on absolutely non-objective individual intuitions. But we *all* agree that you are just insufferable.' #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 08, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Subjectivity "Call me out on my subjectivity if you like, but personally, I find it admirable that humanity has managed to produce artificial blood that is identical to the real thing in every way," said Count Emil Scarlat as he sipped his drink. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 07, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @aaribaud@mastodon.art
Imperfect 'Every Terran is imperfect; this is what makes them unique,' the auto-translator enunciated. Foster pinched his nose and sighed. What the Denebian ambassador had *said* was 'Only a Terran can be so uniquely unfinished.' #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 06, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Interpretation 'That the Dragon is a malevolent creature and the Princess an innocent victim,' said the Knight, is one interpretation of the facts among several. I shall go talk with them and hear their side of the story.' #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 05, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @teodorsandu@mastodon.online
@teodorsandu@mastodon.online IEEE754-aware programmer facing 1/0: kalm.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 04, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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"Let's see you *try* replacing that toner cartridge." #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jul 01, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Reading The hardest part, when compiling demon invocations, is to realize that many beginners read out loud. One must thus ensure that simply reading an invocation does not activate it, lest it decimate the ranks of sorcerer apprentices. #writever #MastoArt #FlashFiction #SmallStory #TootFic #MicroFiction
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Jun 12, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party
@maxleibman@beige.party I don't think they *bet* money. Betting is when the money is one's to fork out if one loses, and I'll confidently... bet... that losses won't be theirs to pay for.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · May 19, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @SylvieDenis@piaille.fr
@SylvieDenis@piaille.fr Je vois ça : https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/If-We-Cannot-Go-at-the-Speed-of-Light/Kim-Choyeop/9781668049457 C'est la trad EN dont tu parles ? Et surtout : c'est bien ?
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · May 13, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @Algot@mastodon.art
@Algot@mastodon.art BODACIOUSLY?
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · May 09, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @TeddyTheBest@framapiaf.org
@TeddyTheBest@framapiaf.org Au moins pour ça il y a un plan pour passer à Scaleway. Ça ne changera rien aux données déjà partagées, mais au moins ça jouera pour celles à venir.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · May 09, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @TeddyTheBest@framapiaf.org
@TeddyTheBest@framapiaf.org "restreindre l’accès des fournisseurs cloud américains aux données sensibles des États membres" ? Ça veut dire que pour l'instant c'était pas restreint ?
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · May 05, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr
@bortzmeyer@mastodon.gougere.fr Ils ont peut-être mis le site en carafe par sécurité ?
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · May 04, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @kwyxz@mastodon.social
@kwyxz Mon moi cynique dit que ce sont 55,5 milliards qu'ils n'auront que virtuellement mais c'est ok car ça va servir à prendre le contrôle d'une chose qui ne les vaut que virtuellement aussi.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 29, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @selzero@syzito.xyz
@selzero Some of us French (from metropolitan France at least, cannot vouch for others) find Claude Mythos especially amusing, as, for us, "mytho" is vernacular for "compulsive liar".
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 27, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @jeeynet@framapiaf.org
@jeeynet@framapiaf.org J'aurais vu France Cahiers De Doléances.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 23, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @JenJen@mastodon.art
@JenJen@mastodon.art Can't help noticing that "gorgeous", "galaxy", and "art" all come from old French, so you actually *do* speak (old) French, to a degree. 😇
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 21, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @SonOfManagement@beige.party
@SonOfManagement@beige.party Here I was thinking it meant "Demonic Deed of Satan".
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 16, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @Leo_Henry@mastodon.gougere.fr
@Leo_Henry@mastodon.gougere.fr On note au passage que la cession par l'auteur de ses droits patrimoniaux est définitive alors que le simple droit d'accès à l'œuvre par le "consommateur" est rétractable par l'ayant droit à sa guise (exemple : jeu vidéo et livres ou audiovisuel dématérialisé).
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 12, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @ChiaraChiarel@piaille.fr
@ChiaraChiarel@piaille.fr Le pire c'est que, si j'ai raison sur le pourquoi de ce mode de calcul (et rien ne le dit sauf mon intuition, hein), c'est du" solutionnisme mathématique". Je soupçonne fort que ce mode de calcul a été établi par quelqu'un qui s'est donné pour contrainte que jamais le résultat ne dépasse 100% (mais ne s'est pas posé une seule question sur le *sens* du dit résultat).
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 08, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @houba@spore.social
@houba @MicroSFF I *think* this is (a small) part of the premise in Tom Holt's Djinn Rummy.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 03, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @vm666@mastodon.hofud.com
@vm666 Il y a deux faits : l'un, de nature pénale, de non sécurisation d'accès internet, et l'autre, de nature civile, d'atteinte aux droits patrimoniaux. @franciliens @rest_mah @LaQuadrature @FDN
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 03, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @vm666@mastodon.hofud.com
@vm666 Les procédures pénale et civile sont indépendantes et sans rapport l'une avec l'autre. @franciliens @rest_mah @LaQuadrature @FDN
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 03, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @franciliens@mstdn.fr
@franciliens @vm666 @rest_mah @LaQuadrature @FDN C'est exactement ce que j'ai dit : au civil, infraction aux droits patrimoniaux.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 03, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @vm666@mastodon.hofud.com
@vm666 @rest_mah @LaQuadrature @FDN @federationfdn@mastodon.xyz @franciliens Au civil -- et de mémoire, le pénal concerne la supposée non-sécurisation de l'accès, alors que le civil concerne les supposées infractions aux droits matrimoniaux des ayant-droits (et surtout leur supposées conséquences financières) ; ce sont deux infractions distinctes dont je ne suis pas sûr que le non bis in idem les confondrait (mais bon, comme seule une d'elles est pénale, la question ne se pose pas).
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 01, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @woozle@toot.cat
@woozle @oddhack Hmm... It is connected again now. Oh well.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 01, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

mastodon.art
Replying to @oddhack@mstdn.social
@oddhack @woozle Heh. (for some reason my reply is now detached from the post it followed up from, so for the record, the thread was/is about search engines and AI.) I didn't expect "my" caps to be taken as Death's words, but hey... Death has been known to at least not dismiss Hex as a thing entirely, and even go so far as leveraging on Hex's capability to believe, but then Hex is not our sort of AI. Also, I suspect Death would talk to "our" AIs--only to lead them to self-annihilation.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Apr 01, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @woozle@toot.cat
@woozle "YOU *WILL* SEARCH FOR TERMS WHICH ARE LISTED IN ANNEX 1. ANY OTHER TERM SHALL BE AUTOMATICALLY REPLACED WITH THE TERM FROM ANNEX 1 CLOSEST TO IT ACCORDING TO THE DISTANCE FORMULAS LAID OUT IN ANNEXES 2, 4,7 THROUGH 28, AND 54 PARAGRAPH B." @oddhack
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Mar 28, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @guilhernunes_@mastodon.art
@guilhernunes_@mastodon.art I am duty-bound to fav and boost.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Mar 27, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @hist_myth@mastodon.top
@hist_myth Have fun...
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Mar 23, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @ilovecomputers@xoxo.zone
@ilovecomputers This close to discovering that the real problem is, and always has been, capitalism (and, beyond it, greed).
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Mar 22, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @Nehalenia@dresden.network
@Nehalenia@dresden.network @MicroSFF@mastodon.art @oli@hachyderm.io At least in Asimov"s Three Law, nothing is said about lying; in fact, taken formally, they could lead a robot to lying, if saying the truth would hurt a human.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Mar 22, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @osma@mas.to
@osma@mas.to @patpro@social.patpro.net @Khrys@mamot.fr No, GDPR does not apply everywhere.
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Albert ARIBAUD ✎ @aaribaud@mastodon.art · Mar 22, 2026
Albert ARIBAUD ✎
@aaribaud@mastodon.art

Amateur doodler/writer. French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar. Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look. Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그 EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation #nobot #noai — everything post is human-made I don't systematically follow back. I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.

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Replying to @osma@mas.to
@osma@mas.to @patpro@social.patpro.net @Khrys@mamot.fr How exactly is this a valid rebuttal of my statement about the (lack of) validity of the birth date field *in countries where the GDPR applies* ?
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